God's prophecy

[Low Baller]

The ancient Israel map states that God made a prophecy that the 12 tribes of Israel would be reunited (I believe they were last together in jacob's ballsack according to the stories). I am horrified that such nonsense would appear on a CC map. I raised this issue in the beta map topic where it got no attention. Opinions?

If you are not Jewish/Christian than there is no reason to see any difference between that map and Krazy Kingdoms. You are perfectly entitled to dislike religious texts and avoid it whenever possible but it is futile to refuse to accept its existence simply because it "horrifies" you. People who allow themselves to be so easily offended on religion, sexism ect., are uselessly self-indulgent and cannot create opinions of worth.

In any case religion seems to only grow stronger when attacked and dies only when seen as harmless and ignorable. All these over-rated atheist media pundits such as the late Christopher Hitchens refuse to see that because all they really seek is attention. Same goes for the atheist keyboard-warriors on the net.

[ZornSlayer]

The prophesy is true. I have proof.

year's ago I was up on a hilltop blowng a horn during easter weekend in some crazy God thing. As I did this a red balloon appeared in the sky and came drifting toward the little round lake below me. I declared it the Second Coming and blew my horn very loud. Whereupon the balloon did a 90-degree deflection back into the air and drifted away to the west. Despondant I followed it. Presently I came to some railroad tracks. I came out of brush onto the tracks near a signal box. The signal box had wording grafitti'd on it that said : Insane. Die. I felt even more despondant as I walked the tracks. The trakcs had a ballast of black stones. soon I came to a pile of white stones. Feeling like I needed to do something redeeming I gathered up the small pile of white stones and rescued them from the darkness. As I picked them up I realized they were broken bits of the same stone. and when I put them all together the stone united looked like an actual human heart (you know, kinda lopsided, thicker at one end than the other). Years later I had those stones out on my counter in a circle, and a wasp landed and began clamboring up and down over the rocks n the cirlce. the wasp did this over and over and over and over again. weird. So I wrote a question to God in my journal what this meant the wasp circling the scattered tones like joshua at jericho. and I came on a passage that was Jeremiah talking of the return of the exiles, but as I wrote it transcribed in my book the pen died, but I kept writing anyway. and the ink began to flow again as I began to transcribe the words in the passage that said "Bring Them Back"

[owenshooter]

i like drugs

seconded...-el Jesus negro

[demonfork]

Gary tried to have this problem taken care of months ago. He even brought this to the attention of the Map Foundry President.

Gary was told by the Foundry President...

"f*ck you Gary this is none of your business. This was God's decision! Who the f*ck are you to challenge God?"


I think that pretty much sums up this matter.

[Symmetry]

I still don't understand the "Gary" thing. But my point was more about how the map reflected the Palestinian cause.

[macbone]

But what about the Midianites and the Amalekites? They got thrown under the bus on this one.

[ZornSlayer]

But what about the Midianites and the Amalekites? They got thrown under the bus on this one.

Not to fear, busses had not been invented yet. Also, they are lousy to drive on sand and mount horeb and such.

Bt, macbone, your statement next to your animated avatar is really really really really freaking me out

[macbone]

Bt, macbone, your statement next to your animated avatar is really really really really freaking me out

Fantastic. =)

[ZornSlayer]

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