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Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:02 pm
by jefjef
josko.ri wrote:
Donelladan wrote:Could you give the link of this war ? it doesn't appear in the wars in the clan tab, neither in KORT nor in ATN.

viewtopic.php?f=442&t=195692

It is 1v1 war but it even supports my argument more, because ATN players lost in direct head to head fight vs both mediocre and non-mediocre KORT players in direct matches, with 0-20 in away set and 7-13 in home set.



Really? 1v1 is sooooooo luck based it shouldn't even be considered skill or even war medal worthy...

1v1 = dice. Sorry but it's sad and laughable that the mighty KORT would even use it as an example of how great they are. :lol:

True story.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:15 pm
by josko.ri
jefjef wrote:
josko.ri wrote:
Donelladan wrote:Could you give the link of this war ? it doesn't appear in the wars in the clan tab, neither in KORT nor in ATN.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 2&t=195692

It is 1v1 war but it even supports my argument more, because ATN players lost in direct head to head fight vs both mediocre and non-mediocre KORT players in direct matches, with 0-20 in away set and 7-13 in home set.



Really? 1v1 is sooooooo luck based it shouldn't even be considered skill or even war medal worthy...

1v1 = dice. Sorry but it's sad and laughable that the mighty KORT would even use it as an example of how great they are. :lol:

True story.

It is no weird you have never done anything significant on this site with having this attitude. :lol:
There have been 3 1v1 clan tournaments and every time ACE won.
They must be so lucky clan if you are right, which you are not.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:23 am
by iAmCaffeine
This isn't really worth my time but if you want to start stroking your e-peen over a 1v1 war when we were virtually brand new to the clan scene then that's fine. You must be getting a bit desperate if that's what you're resorting to josko.

It's not even arguable that some of the moderators KoRT has recruited over time are only mediocre players and were brought in to cover mods who were actually good players. I mean, TFO? Laughable.

In the 1v1 war, approximately half of the players that participated are no longer in our clan. Of course there was no luck involved, pure skill. You're so amazing josko, let me love you.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:51 am
by josko.ri
iAmCaffeine wrote:This isn't really worth my time but if you want to start stroking your e-peen over a 1v1 war when we were virtually brand new to the clan scene then that's fine. You must be getting a bit desperate if that's what you're resorting to josko.

It's not even arguable that some of the moderators KoRT has recruited over time are only mediocre players and were brought in to cover mods who were actually good players. I mean, TFO? Laughable.

In the 1v1 war, approximately half of the players that participated are no longer in our clan. Of course there was no luck involved, pure skill. You're so amazing josko, let me love you.

As for the skill/luck remark, I can say that I have won 4-1 in City Mogul Trench, by having 2-3 in starts.
Whoever knows which type of map is City Mogul, he will know how much of an advantage is having first start there, especially with Trench, and how much luck (or maybe skill?) is needed to win it with second start.
Still, an ATN player managed to lose it 1-4 after having 3-2 starts.
And my opponent who lost the C.Mogul is still ATN player so at least for him your argument that players who lost vs KORT are not anymore in your clan is not valid.
As for the argument that you were new clan at that time, today you are not anymore new, but still your the newest result is loss of 12-29 versus TSM, result which may say that your clan has under-mediocre players because you are losing more than double matches than how much you are winning.
Just a remark, you are the one who started this conversation dirty and disrespectful towards members of my clan, so I am just replying dirty as well, I am not the one who actually wanted to have dirty conversations.

I do not mind which type of players are in your clan really, but I find it funny and actually paradoxal that you are taking higher ground towards other clan, from which you have lost 33-8.
You can argue you were new or whatever, but what about losing 7-13 in your home set, where your players chose all their the strongest maps yet they still lost it 7-13 versus not anymore motivated KORT?
(who would be motivated to play second set after first set had ended 20-0)

iAmCaffeine wrote:It's not even arguable that some of the moderators KoRT has recruited over time are only mediocre players and were brought in to cover mods who were actually good players. I mean, TFO? Laughable.

As for TFO, even before KORT he was an active member of MM and BOTFM, which are both clans whose rankings were fluctuating between 1050 and 1200 at the time when TFO was playing for them.
Obviously, his skill was/is enough to be member of clans which were all ranked more than 1000 points throughout the whole his clan career.

On the other hand, being ranked more than 1000 points looks to be science fiction for ATN, so I suggest you to rather work within your own neighborhood in order to improve them, than taking higher ground and judge negatively about others' neighborhoods.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 4:58 am
by betiko
So should owen join aeternus or shall he join kort then? Who wants him?

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:06 am
by iAmCaffeine
josko.ri wrote:As for the skill/luck remark, I can say that I have won 4-1 in City Mogul Trench, by having 2-3 in starts.
Whoever knows which type of map is City Mogul, he will know how much of an advantage is having first start there, especially with Trench, and how much luck (or maybe skill?) is needed to win it with second start.
Still, an ATN player managed to lose it 1-4 after having 3-2 starts.
And my opponent who lost the C.Mogul is still ATN player so at least for him your argument that players who lost vs KORT are not anymore in your clan is not valid.
Just a remark, you are the one who started this conversation dirty and disrespectful towards members of my clan, so I am just replying dirty as well, I am not the one who actually wanted to have dirty conversations.


Unfortunately for us nobody in our clan was even close to an expert at City Mogul like your good self, and knew it was likely to be a loss going into that battle.

josko.ri wrote:I do not mind which type of players are in your clan really, but I find it funny and actually paradoxal that you are taking higher ground towards other clan, from which you have lost 33-8.
You can argue you were new or whatever, but what about losing 7-13 in your home set, where your players chose all their the strongest maps yet they still lost it 7-13 versus not anymore motivated KORT?
(who would be motivated to play second set after first set had ended 20-0)


I couldn't care less about a 1v1 war, never mind one that occurred over a year ago, but let's continue this to inflate your ego just a bit more. Shall we look at how many of your home maps were far more luck based than skill, or would you like to overlook that in favour of slanting arguments in your favour, systematically deciding which information to bring up and which to bury? You are awfully good at it after all.

josko.ri wrote:As for TFO, even before KORT he was an active member of MM and BOTFM, which are both clans whose rankings were fluctuating between 1050 and 1200 at the time when TFO was playing for them.
Obviously, his skill was/is enough to be member of clans which were all ranked more than 1000 points throughout the whole his clan career.

On the other hand, being ranked more than 1000 points looks to be science fiction for ATN, so I suggest you to rather work within your own neighborhood in order to improve them, than taking higher ground and judge negatively about others' neighborhoods.


Just because a clan has a weight over 1000 doesn't make them good in any shape or form, you should know better than that. I like how you have to go before his time at KoRT to defend his recruitment.

You already know that Aeternus has a low weight because we play one war at a time; we're a small clan. Weight isn't particularly significant. Get back to me after we've won NC5.

betiko wrote:So should owen join aeternus or shall he join kort then? Who wants him?


I'd actually take Owen on, even if just for the entertainment factor.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:18 am
by betiko
i've found a clan for owen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:16 am
by IcePack
You already know that Aeternus has a low weight because we play one war at a time; we're a small clan. Weight isn't particularly significant. Get back to me after we've won NC5.


I'm pretty sure he's talking rating / ranking points and not weight

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:20 am
by jefjef
josko.ri wrote:It is no weird you have never done anything significant on this site with having this attitude. :lol:



It is no weird that you try to argue against truth with pathetic personal attacks.. ;)

Don't you have some sitting that skirts the rules to do?

Noted. True story.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 9:28 am
by notyou2
owenshooter wrote:me... on fire... being flamed...-Jésus noir

jesus on fire


Can't be you, he's white.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:10 am
by BoganGod
iAmCaffeine wrote:This isn't really worth my time but if you want to start stroking your e-peen over a 1v1 war when we were virtually brand new to the clan scene then that's fine. You must be getting a bit desperate if that's what you're resorting to josko.

It's not even arguable that some of the moderators KoRT has recruited over time are only mediocre players and were brought in to cover mods who were actually good players. I mean, TFO? Laughable.

In the 1v1 war, approximately half of the players that participated are no longer in our clan. Of course there was no luck involved, pure skill. You're so amazing josko, let me love you.


I was proud to add TFO into BoFM and found him on his worst days to be a better player than a certain decaf troll on his best day ever. Your palpable desire to "pad" your ranks with mods would be laughable if it wasn't so sad. Such naked jealousy and aspirational envy is best saved for advertising in the female make up marketing leagues. Recruit three mods, and you too could be a successful clan. Click your heels together.......
Having mods on board can be more irksome than having normal non protected fallible players. There are restrictions on who can sit moderator's accounts for example. Josko and Bruce are many things(search Bruceswar+homecoming queen), and I'm sure they and the rest of the bovine recline clan are guilty of many crimes against style, taste, decency and satire. I don't think the lactose clowns or any other established competitive clan would actively recruit members based sorely on their choice of volunteer time allocation.

ilackdentine have you applied to be a mod and been knocked back?

Owen for Kort, Owen for Kort

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:13 am
by AndyDufresne
He should join AOG's One Man Clan.


--Andy

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:19 am
by BoganGod
AndyDufresne wrote:He should join AOG's One Man Clan.


--Andy


Are you saying he is a she? So would not violate the one man policy of the the one man clan.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 11:38 am
by AndyDufresne
BoganGod wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:He should join AOG's One Man Clan.


--Andy


Are you saying he is a she? So would not violate the one man policy of the the one man clan.

I was hoping for a duel between the two to see who is the rightful one man clan member.


--Andy

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:06 pm
by BoganGod
AndyDufresne wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:He should join AOG's One Man Clan.


--Andy


Are you saying he is a she? So would not violate the one man policy of the the one man clan.

I was hoping for a duel between the two to see who is the rightful one man clan member.


--Andy


Who would have the unsavoury role of judging the size of their e-peni

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:35 am
by iAmCaffeine
BoganGod wrote:
iAmCaffeine wrote:This isn't really worth my time but if you want to start stroking your e-peen over a 1v1 war when we were virtually brand new to the clan scene then that's fine. You must be getting a bit desperate if that's what you're resorting to josko.

It's not even arguable that some of the moderators KoRT has recruited over time are only mediocre players and were brought in to cover mods who were actually good players. I mean, TFO? Laughable.

In the 1v1 war, approximately half of the players that participated are no longer in our clan. Of course there was no luck involved, pure skill. You're so amazing josko, let me love you.


I was proud to add TFO into BoFM and found him on his worst days to be a better player than a certain decaf troll on his best day ever. Your palpable desire to "pad" your ranks with mods would be laughable if it wasn't so sad. Such naked jealousy and aspirational envy is best saved for advertising in the female make up marketing leagues. Recruit three mods, and you too could be a successful clan. Click your heels together.......
Having mods on board can be more irksome than having normal non protected fallible players. There are restrictions on who can sit moderator's accounts for example. Josko and Bruce are many things(search Bruceswar+homecoming queen), and I'm sure they and the rest of the bovine recline clan are guilty of many crimes against style, taste, decency and satire. I don't think the lactose clowns or any other established competitive clan would actively recruit members based sorely on their choice of volunteer time allocation.

ilackdentine have you applied to be a mod and been knocked back?

Owen for Kort, Owen for Kort


I'll ignore the first part, you're obviously delusional.

I'm aware of the restrictions on sitting mod accounts, that was partly my point. Keep up man.

I never applied to be a mod, but a current mod wanted me to become one.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:43 am
by Keefie
HH has no room for false prophets / sons of god.

It has to be Kort.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 8:31 am
by owenshooter
Keefie wrote:HH has no room for false prophets / sons of god.

It has to be Kort.

i think we are discussing clans, not USER GROUPS... if the conversation turns to USER GROUPS, your group will be right up there with the BOOK CLUB...-Jésus noir

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:16 pm
by Shannon Apple
TeeGee wrote:Are you calling me mediocre? :(

Don't worry about caffeine, he's just bitter and twisted cuz kort rejected him once upon a time. :P I wasn't around back then, but the wise elders of KoRT told me. :roll: I do have Coffeeboy foed, but i couldn't help peeking when I saw TeeGee's post. That's just uncalled for imo. This thread isn't even about kort.

We did ONCE recruit a player purely because he was a nice guy and could sit for another multihunter. We didn't test his playing skills but were happy enough with his record. He was also willing to learn, which is a good thing imo. If a player is willing, they can better their skills by playing with some of the type of players that KoRT has and actually listening to what they say. I don't think KoRT has ever recruited people outside of that simply cuz they're mods. Good players have been rejected based on personality. In order to be a member of KoRT, the players need to be compatible with the clan. That's why we have always had an excellent player retention. Players come and go, but generally, they come back to us when they return. We <3 TeeGee, he's awesome!

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 3:43 am
by iAmCaffeine
Shannon Apple wrote:
TeeGee wrote:Are you calling me mediocre? :(

Don't worry about caffeine, he's just bitter and twisted cuz kort rejected him once upon a time. :P I wasn't around back then, but the wise elders of KoRT told me. :roll: I do have Coffeeboy foed, but i couldn't help peeking when I saw TeeGee's post. That's just uncalled for imo. This thread isn't even about kort.


Maybe you should double check your facts. I have never been rejected by KoRT, although the true story with all that is very interesting.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:37 am
by BoganGod
For the love of all other gods(including the perforated handed burnt JC) could someone make a thread for coffeekid to cry in please.


THIS THREAD IS ABOUT OWEN.......

Let me repeat this

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT OWEN.......

Got that coffeekid?

So Owen dear, would you consider becoming a mod once you join KORT? Would be a change to be pissing out, rather than in.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:41 am
by betiko
i vote for owen mod & kort or owen mod & G1; I'm fine with both!

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:43 am
by BoganGod
betiko wrote:i vote for owen mod & kort or owen mod & G1; I'm fine with both!


Poll needs to be amended, or a new poll please. Please reflect that is now a choice of two. Go KORT, Go soon to be Global Mod Owen, the most incoherent Kort member since HardAttack.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:15 am
by SilverWill
I was just wondering, are you really wanting him in your clans? The reason I'm asking is because I'm hearing a lot of "go to this clan" "No, go to this one" but not a lot of reasons why. The only reasons that I have been seeing is people going "my clan is better then yours" which my response to them is =D> congratulations on that :-$ there is the door, please make your own poll for who has the best clan and leave the conversation to why Owen should join your clan in this one. :D

BoganGod wrote:
So Owen dear, would you consider becoming a mod once you join KORT? Would be a change to be pissing out, rather than in.


betiko wrote:i vote for owen mod & kort or owen mod & G1; I'm fine with both!


Sounds like bribe more then a reason to join, in my opinion Bogan.

Re: Owenshooter needs you to find the best suiting clan for

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:34 am
by betiko
SilverWill wrote:I was just wondering, are you really wanting him in your clans? The reason I'm asking is because I'm hearing a lot of "go to this clan" "No, go to this one" but not a lot of reasons why. The only reasons that I have been seeing is people going "my clan is better then yours" which my response to them is =D> congratulations on that :-$ there is the door, please make your own poll for who has the best clan and leave the conversation to why Owen should join your clan in this one. :D

BoganGod wrote:
So Owen dear, would you consider becoming a mod once you join KORT? Would be a change to be pissing out, rather than in.


betiko wrote:i vote for owen mod & kort or owen mod & G1; I'm fine with both!


Sounds like bribe more then a reason to join, in my opinion Bogan.


He is right! Kort, G1 and aeternus should list the reasons why owen should join them! And no bribes please!
Owen is about to be a big shot mod, so you d better come up with good arguments.