Conquer Club

ElricTheGreat wrote:Currently FOED 11 - EGAD 4

Nice work, Elric. Way to shatter those EGAD dreams.

You can make that 12-4 thanks to Game 16919013 Waterloo

Some more FOED wins coming soon to a thread near you...

ElricTheGreat wrote:for those interested ... I have been keeping a running scoreboard near the beginning of this thread ,,, all color coded and everything

Currently FOED 11 - EGAD 4

Even if chuck would like us all to believe it is only EGAD 4 - FOED 7 !!

been a little busy, but I've got the thread updated...and it's now 4 to 13...no clue what cheap tricks, shenanigans, or illicit drugs you guys are using, but it's working...

celliottii wrote:

ElricTheGreat wrote:for those interested ... I have been keeping a running scoreboard near the beginning of this thread ,,, all color coded and everything

Currently FOED 11 - EGAD 4

Even if chuck would like us all to believe it is only EGAD 4 - FOED 7 !!

been a little busy, but I've got the thread updated...and it's now 4 to 13...no clue what cheap tricks, shenanigans, or illicit drugs you guys are using, but it's working...

Lots and lots of all of the above washed down with a gallon of potent ethanol based elixir.

Hahaha, just checked out your clan page and I must give you my compliments on a great blurb.

I will say one thing, though.
When I saw what 'EGAD' stands for I was a little surprised at how understated and humble the name is.
Surely you could've fit the word 'Mega' or 'Stealth' in there somewhere? Although, my favorite thing is the spelling mistake.

Kudos!!

Thank you, sir. I could tell you the long drawn out version of MM becoming MMM, then the huge hubbub about what we were going to be in our next incarnation.. Did you know that we very nearly became Priscilla's Bootlickers & Jocks but most felt PB&J just didn't have a warrior ring to it?

And so glad that you found the mistake. Very tiny percentage of people manage to spot it. You're only the 17th person who's noticed it since we last changed it.

MGSteve wrote:And so glad that you found the mistake. Very tiny percentage of people manage to spot it. You're only the 17th person who's noticed it since we last changed it.

Well, you know what they say. "17th come, 17th served."
And I do like leftovers and the dregs of other people's drinks.

Here are our games for Set 5, plus the tie-breaker

Game 17006090
Game 17006092
Game 17006096
Game 17006118
Game 17006123
Game 17006122

Tie-Breaker
Game 17006131

Ummm Guys, I mean celliottii ....

I have decided to take my dice home and not play with you any more !!!

Your team has broken the rules and that is enough! Shame on you for taking advantage of me while knowing it was my 1st time running a Clan Tourney Event.

We want to scrap everything and start it all over again without any of your shenanigans.

You bamboozled us for the last time, you hear me !!!

I do not even drink alcohol so I cannot even blame that for missing your sneaky, low down, Bugs Bunny / Road Runner trickery

You have 24hrs to admit your guilt , show your remorse and beg our drunken forgiveness (BurrrP!)

Don't make me start ranting all over again !!! My fingers are already tired --- DO YOU HEAR ME???

ElricTheGreat wrote:Ummm Guys, I mean celliottii ....

I have decided to take my dice home and not play with you any more !!!

Your team has broken the rules and that is enough! Shame on you for taking advantage of me while knowing it was my 1st time running a Clan Tourney Event.

We want to scrap everything and start it all over again without any of your shenanigans.

You bamboozled us for the last time, you hear me !!!

I do not even drink alcohol so I cannot even blame that for missing your sneaky, low down, Bugs Bunny / Road Runner trickery

You have 24hrs to admit your guilt , show your remorse and beg our drunken forgiveness (BurrrP!)

Don't make me start ranting all over again !!! My fingers are already tired --- DO YOU HEAR ME???

?????????????

Gosh Elric.
Not only have you been completely ignored, but I'm pretty sure I heard some
of those Super Space Angels of Mild Irritation sniggering under their breath at you.


What my esteemed tea-totalling colleague is referring to of course, is the fact that Sieneld1 is in 4 of your last batch games.
Naturally, this is against the rules of max 3 games per player per batch. There will have to be some serious spankings and nipple cripples for this ungodly affront to our sensitive little hearts...

Conchobar wrote:Gosh Elric.
Not only have you been completely ignored, but I'm pretty sure I heard some
of those Super Space Angels of Mild Irritation sniggering under their breath at you.


What my esteemed tea-totalling colleague is referring to of course, is the fact that Sieneld1 is in 4 of your last batch games.
Naturally, this is against the rules of max 3 games per player per batch. There will have to be some serious spankings and nipple cripples for this ungodly affront to our sensitive little hearts...

SHIT! This is my bad and I didn't catch it. ETG knows my integrity from other events, so we will forfeit one of those games...not that it matters since you've handed us our ass in this war.

Nice job with the win, btw...you guys definitely outplayed us...this time. We will be back for a re-match...

celliottii wrote:SHIT! This is my bad and I didn't catch it. ETG knows my integrity from other events, so we will forfeit one of those games...not that it matters since you've handed us our ass in this war.

Nice job with the win, btw...you guys definitely outplayed us...this time. We will be back for a re-match...

Nah it's okay, cell. Don't sweat it, we're only messin with ya.
We discussed it in the speakeasy over rounds of brown ale & absinthe and decided unanimously to let it slide.
At least, I think that's what we decided. My memory is a little fuzzy regarding round 6 onward.
(Except for an odd memory of RobbieDub dancing on a traffic light with his underwear on his head)

We prefer to give you fellas a fair thrashing on the battlefield, so no forfeits necessary.
We ain't afraid of no Seinfeld.

That's how I celebrate all Clan Victories!
To make up for the error Cell please send more booze so we can continue the celebrations!

If u google castoreum i belive u can see/read what i have to offer in the way of drink ... when i remember and can see again i MUST get on the mail with some for cell and MG ... darn i allways forget

Lord Arioch wrote:If u google castoreum i belive u can see/read what i have to offer in the way of drink ... when i remember and can see again i MUST get on the mail with some for cell and MG ... darn i allways forget

That would be a deadly item to use for Schwedentrunk

I'd prefer if you just shipped us some vodka.

Hey I thought we decided to make them turn over that Drunken guy they have on their roster .. they do not deserve to have someone with a name like that ... he belongs on one of our stools for sure !!!

Oh dear, the thread has descended into talk of stools and anal secretions from beavers. Where can we go from here?
I think if you look up. High high up there. Way up above the clouds. You can just about see rock bottom...

RobbieDub wrote:That's how I celebrate all Clan Victories!
To make up for the error Cell please send more booze so we can continue the celebrations!

I only drink Tequila (Patrone, unless I'm mixing with Mountain Dew) or Michigan craft beer (got an in with the local brewery)...come on over and we'll tie one on...

and we went flying past rock bottom a loooooooooong time ago...

would those Rocks way up your bottom be called Kidney Stones on this side of the pond?

celliottii wrote:

RobbieDub wrote:That's how I celebrate all Clan Victories!
To make up for the error Cell please send more booze so we can continue the celebrations!

I only drink Tequila (Patrone, unless I'm mixing with Mountain Dew) or Michigan craft beer (got an in with the local brewery)...come on over and we'll tie one on...

and we went flying past rock bottom a loooooooooong time ago...

I've got family in Windsor so I'll see you next summer.

I, personally, have been in several games with Lord Arioch when the dice failed us at a critical point in the game. So, I can vouch for what he's saying.

Lord Arioch wrote:If u google castoreum i belive u can see/read what i have to offer in the way of drink ... when i remember and can see again i MUST get on the mail with some for cell and MG ... darn i allways forget

Gee.... I didn't want to bring it up but yeah... where's my beaver booze?

HOLY SHIT!!!! WE WON ANOTHER GAME!!!!! TIME TO PARTY!!!!!!

Sey69 wrote:I, personally, have been in several games with Lord Arioch when the dice failed us at a critical point in the game. So, I can vouch for what he's saying.

By that you mean in Round 1 ???