Conquer Club

Finally, something non trivial.

therozza wrote:Finally, something non trivial.

Where?

had a broken toenail.
it's gone now

It's unclear to me why interest in this thread appears to have waned.
Is backgammon not still - like skateboarding, and what, I believe, you youngsters call "The Tango" - still "all the rage"? How fleeting fashion is, and how I despair for the youth of today, with their "walkmans" and "longbows" and "the price is right".
Shake it up, baby, now, shake it up baby, as McHammer puts it, right kids?

Anyway, I rolled a double 2 recently.
Didn't help.
Still, mate in 3, I fancy!

Ah, posting piss poor pastiches on a risk forum on a sat night - at least SOME OF US are living the dream.
*kills self*

therozza wrote:It's unclear to me why interest in this thread appears to have waned.
Is backgammon not still - like skateboarding, and what, I believe, you youngsters call "The Tango" - still "all the rage"? How fleeting fashion is, and how I despair for the youth of today, with their "walkmans" and "longbows" and "the price is right".
Shake it up, baby, now, shake it up baby, as McHammer puts it, right kids?

Anyway, I rolled a double 2 recently.
Didn't help.
Still, mate in 3, I fancy!

A double 2 means that mate can only happen in 7 moves as a minimum, in my calculation of the dice odds. After that, you can start a thread to complain about the dice; that will be thread #102 that complains about dice.

interest waned? really? Please tell me this is NOT SO..!!..??

Walkmans? really? how about the music APP on their phones?

And do you mean: MC Hammer? You can't touch this..!

Stanley Kirk Burrell (born March 30, 1962), better known by his stage name MC Hammer (or simply Hammer), is an American rapper, songwriter, dancer and record producer who had his greatest commercial success and popularity from the late 1980s until the early 1990s. Remembered for his rapid rise to fame, Hammer is known for songs (such as "U Can't Touch This" and "2 Legit 2 Quit"), flashy dance movements, choreography and eponymous Hammer pants.[1]

therozza wrote:It's unclear to me why interest in this thread appears to have waned.

I thought we made it clear.

1. the only good reason to play backgammon is to get sex.
2. you are not giving us sex, therefore we do not want to play backgammon with you.

Wait, rozza is shorting you on sex? Everyone else is getting it.

No.

2dimes wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2z19QnEfQ

Too late to try and talk him out of it, he already killed himself.

I, at least, got him resurrected.

ummm....didn't want my last post to be "kills self".
Didn't have anything of value to say though.
p.s By McHammer I obviously meant the lesser half of the well known half Russian, half Scottish Communtist stand up duo, "McHammer and Sickle".
Their rise to fame, and subesequent fall from grace has been well documented in the BBC docu-drama series "What A Shit Joke From The Rozza, And A Collosal Waste Of Everyones Time, Why Cant Someone Kill The Rozza?".

Huh, I just found an e-mail from triqqy.com or whatever the site is. It was an invite for backgammon. Sorry I didn't catch that in time.

2dimes wrote:Huh, I just found an e-mail from triqqy.com or whatever the site is. It was an invite for backgammon. Sorry I didn't catch that in time.

You broke rozza's heart. You will have to live with that for the the rest of your life.

I'm cruel, breaking hearts never bothered me.

Robots don't have emotions.

Can this thread be merged with Board Games Thread?

Interest in Backgammon has apparently died, for reasons already stated.

WHY AREN'T 2DIMES AND THEROZZA HAVING SEX?!?!

Reported.

Duh. I'm a robot. You want the guy to get all chaffed?