Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:19 am
yell WANNA HAVE SEX AND GET MARRIED to a random girl my friend did it once it was funny shit
hawkeye wrote:do u think ur ugly cause i think ur ugly wanna f*ck
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Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:37 am
I REPEAT
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:31 am
Im not that pretty but its 3am and nobody else has picked you up.
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:00 am
Pagan Pick up lines...
Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?
Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?
Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?
Haven't I seen you some place before in another life?
Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not technically marriage.
So, do you draw down the moon here often?
What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?
You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.
You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.
Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Ninja pick up lines...
Haven't you not seen me before?
You're father must've been a twelve forked-tongued serpent of Koshi, 'cuz I can see myself in your 342 eyes!
I am so sorry about killing your boyfriend, need a hug?
And the ultimate pick up line: the Pirate pick up line
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth House?
Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?
Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?
Haven't I seen you some place before in another life?
Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not technically marriage.
So, do you draw down the moon here often?
What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?
You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen.
You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.
Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Ninja pick up lines...
Haven't you not seen me before?
You're father must've been a twelve forked-tongued serpent of Koshi, 'cuz I can see myself in your 342 eyes!
I am so sorry about killing your boyfriend, need a hug?
And the ultimate pick up line: the Pirate pick up line
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:25 am
This one I read somewhere:
Look at the girl, take a look at here shirt and go for where the sticker (or something, can't find a name for it) and when she then asks what you do say: "I was trying to see if you were made in heaven"
Look at the girl, take a look at here shirt and go for where the sticker (or something, can't find a name for it) and when she then asks what you do say: "I was trying to see if you were made in heaven"
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 6:23 am
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together...
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:36 pm
Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilized?
Fertilized?
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:44 pm
you look very good. want to talk 
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:10 pm
that was just weak
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:21 pm
GET YOUR TITS OUT!!!!!!
I find this does the trick
I find this does the trick
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:29 pm
Wow. Amazing. this is hilarious.. my favorite has to be...
"I haven't seen you before. One night stand anyone?"
"I haven't seen you before. One night stand anyone?"
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 5:40 pm
What about online pick-ups, like this simple one: 
or maybe:
...depends on who you're picking up.
or maybe:
...depends on who you're picking up.Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:38 pm
Bozo wrote:that was just weak
it was not a reall line. i was being sarcastic w/ it
Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 8:40 pm
This one has always worked well for me.
"Hi I'm suicidal and if you don't go out with me I'll take this gun and blow my brains out."
"Hi I'm suicidal and if you don't go out with me I'll take this gun and blow my brains out."
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:34 am
Banana Stomper wrote:Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilized?
lolololol, i so have to try that one day.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:30 pm
gavin_sidhu wrote:Banana Stomper wrote:Hey, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilized?
lolololol, i so have to try that one day.
Yeah.. I might have a problem trying that one... -female-
But seriously...
"Have I seen you before?
(then you do the sexy raised eyebrow)Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:57 pm
walk up to a chick on mothersday and tell her happy mothersday.. if she says im not a mother ya say wanna be .. and if she says thank you (meaning she is one) you say hey moter wanna nother?? see its a lose lose .. err i mean win win situation 
.. and if she says thank you (meaning she is one) you say hey moter wanna nother?? see its a lose lose .. err i mean win win situation Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:58 pm
are u from tennesee cause ur the only 10 i see
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:08 pm
Im no Fred Flintstone, but i could make your Bed-Rock
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:09 pm
lmao
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:18 pm
HighBorn wrote:walk up to a chick on mothersday and tell her happy mothersday.. if she says im not a mother ya say wanna be
Id slap you int he face you ever said that to me dork lol
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:29 pm
KEEP MY MOM OUT OF THIS AND ILL KEEP THIS OUT OF YOUR MOM.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:57 pm
IF you wrer a booger I'd pick you first
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 8:59 pm
lol dude thats so gross
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:02 pm
we are "meant to be"
FROM..........
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!!!!
IGNORE THIS, DONT KNOW WHY I POSTED IT.
FROM..........
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND!!!!
IGNORE THIS, DONT KNOW WHY I POSTED IT.