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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:34 pm
by Econ2000
Dear Mr. Lackattack,
First of all I would like to thank u for ur time. My company has gone bankrupt and I am a poor soul who you have turned into an addict.
I only have one simple request, give me a premium.
Thank You for Doing Business With Econ2000 Brokerage
Sincerily,
Econ2000
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:00 pm
by MeDeFe
credible or not, it's a chance to get creative, make use of common cliches, waste your time, improve your postcount and the postcount of the whole site.
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:10 pm
by Phobia
Dear
Sir Lackattack
I am your biggest fan! can you sign this turtle autograph please?
Phobia - Your no1 fan
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:18 pm
by Bozo
Dear Your'e Holliness, Grand Puba, Chief, King and Sir LackAttack
May I have a ice cream cone, with premium membership on top?
Oh and sprinkles
-Bozo
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:31 pm
by dcowboys055
Dear Lack,
Me being the risk fanatic that i am, can't possibly survive on 4 games at a time. i've been on conquerclub since april, which (i think) is half, or more than half as long as the site has been up. Plus, i've refered many of my friends who've joined as well. My birthday is in a week (october 2nd) and it would be the greatest present i'd get, even better than the ipod i dont know im getting.
Lastly, i was the one who suggested the Auto Attack button which i believe is quite popular.
yours truly, dcowboys055
Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:57 pm
by dcowboys055
quick question, will lack actually read these? lol
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:40 am
by MeDeFe
dcowboys055 wrote:quick question, will lack actually read these? lol
I had never thought anyone would ask that.
And I doubt it ;)
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:12 am
by reverend_kyle
Probably for shits.. most of what lack awards premium based off of is what he sees and some feedback by others in some peoples behalf..
Why do I know this?
I asked him.. then recommended mach.
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:34 pm
by dcowboys055
mach.?
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:11 pm
by Herakilla
machieavelli or something
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:17 pm
by dcowboys055
oh ok
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:37 pm
by Kegler
I debit payed for a membership on Friday,now it is Wednesday, Im broke and dont get paid until Friday. Wonder how long until my status is updated to premium?
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 10:38 pm
by hernando cortez
I have been here since the beginning. I was in game number 2 and won against lack himself. I have been on the front page of the leader board for practically all of this site's history. and i have no money
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:25 am
by MeDeFe
That's impressive, but read the sentence again and see if you can find out why Lack might not want to give you premium ;p
Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:14 am
by Knight of Orient
well, ive been really good this year, and nice to everyone.....
If you could just give me the premium, Id be happy......
I love conquerclub, and would be grateful to be able to play it even more.....
so if you could find a way to give me the premium.....well.....Id be the happiest person on earth.
THANK YOU!
I think
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:24 am
by Roger Dodger
i guess if you believe you will recieve..
congrates to all.
this is from the announcement page:
Our very generous Anonymous Benefactor has provided me another list of 5 recipients and the moolah to make them premium Mr. Green
They are:
dcowboys055
MeDeFe
hernando cortez
Machiavelli
Rebecca Gavin
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:27 am
by Phobia
oh... this was serious?!
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:42 am
by Roger Dodger
i guess the benefactor has a name.. Mr. Green holy crap. we got a name.
just noticed that after i re-read the post that i cut & pasted.
Mr. Green you are def. cool
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:43 am
by Phobia
lol actually Mr.Green =
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:43 am
by dcowboys055
Roger Dodger wrote:i guess if you believe you will recieve..
congrates to all.
this is from the announcement page:
Our very generous Anonymous Benefactor has provided me another list of 5 recipients and the moolah to make them premium Mr. Green
They are:
dcowboys055
MeDeFe
hernando cortez
Machiavelli
Rebecca Gavin
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:11 am
by Kegler
ahhh!!! a free membership and a $20 credit back to my account...that would be so fair.... Thankyou so much!!! I think.
Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:04 am
by Roger Dodger
you know, after the last 5 people won, everyone lost interested in the Dear Lacky posts.
I guess no one wants a free prem for their good behavior. or, maybe ya'll been very very bad and, are not worthy.
Say ot ain't so Joe???
can on the post to see if there were new ones and, alas i was quite disappointed.
i guess i'm gonna have to ask lacky to give me one.. ofcourse i already have one but, you never know, maybe it could cover my next membership fee. lol
i am so worthy it's unbelievable
