Conquer Club

Me.

babybug1976 wrote:Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady!!!

Teehee!!!

Baby

Ohhh, and since this is MY thread, I'll post in color if I wanna!!! So BITE ME!!!!

where would you like biting?



Nicks 18 nag and diddle done the dirty. i think Nick has had toooo much cock, he couldn't even feel diddle.

I'm a bit loose back there.

I'm 18 too.

DAZMCFC wrote:

babybug1976 wrote:Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady!!!

Teehee!!!

Baby

Ohhh, and since this is MY thread, I'll post in color if I wanna!!! So BITE ME!!!!

where would you like biting?

It's true that this thread is just Baby's -
No "if's","and's" or "but's" and no "maybe's".
But now Daz has bit her
the rest should just quit her -
'Cos I think that she's prolly got rabies!

jonesthecurl wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

babybug1976 wrote:Uhhhhhhm, shall we get this topic back on track?!?!? It's a thread in homage of me, myself and I!!! Soooo, that being said, here's a poem to me, by me, for me.

There once was a hotty named baby
Someone mistook her for a real lady.
She bit his head,
He screamed and said,
Baby is definitely no lady!!!

Teehee!!!

Baby

Ohhh, and since this is MY thread, I'll post in color if I wanna!!! So BITE ME!!!!

where would you like biting?

It's true that this thread is just Baby's -
No "if's","and's" or "but's" and no "maybe's".
But now Daz has bit her
the rest should just quit her -
'Cos I think that she's prolly got rabies!

Genius (by the way, I almost typed "Jenius" )

OMG, I DO NOT have rabies!!! I am a clean girl!!! You are FIRED! Ink, you're a bad boy now go to your room and think about what you did wrong!!!

Jones, don't give me rabies!!!! I like being disease-free! Arg!!!

sorry. there weren't that many rhymes, and Daz'd offered to bite you. I just had this mental image...

jonesthecurl wrote:sorry. there weren't that many rhymes, and Daz'd offered to bite you. I just had this mental image...

i didn't offer. i asked her where?

My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)

jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)

if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question.

I'd be up for a baby-biting

DAZMCFC wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)

if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question.

I'm sure your wife must read this forum - you can't possibly be that angelic.

mandyb wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)

if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question.

I'm sure your wife must read this forum - you can't possibly be that angelic.

she probably does when i'm not here, but i'm good at getting out of situations(not in real life as i've not been in any).

mandyb wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:My mistake. Were you going to go on and ask for volunteers?

(PS baby, looks like you're safe. I should get an anti-rabies jab just in case though...)

if she answers, then someone may step up and offer a little nibble. me being happily married it is out of the question.

I'm sure your wife must read this forum - you can't possibly be that angelic.

Oh, and if Mrs curl is reading this, I am too.

Okay, so baby has a new poem. This poem is silly and lame and doesn't necessarily rhyme all the way but hell, it's my thread dammit!

I like my baby nakey;
I like my baby clothed.
I promise never to forsake him;
I'll love him til he's old.

Okay, so feedback on how horrible my poem is is NOT necessary!!!

There once was a girl named babybug
who lived a bit like a ladybug
shopping among the flowers in racks
eating the apids for snacks
When the pimp spied her red wings
and with his red thingy gave her some dings

babybug1976 wrote:Okay, so baby has a new poem. This poem is silly and lame and doesn't necessarily rhyme all the way but hell, it's my thread dammit!

I like my baby nakey;
I like my baby clothed.
I promise never to forsake him;
I'll love him til he's old.

Okay, so feedback on how horrible my poem is is NOT necessary!!!

[cue rap beat and arm movements]

So baby said "doncha bug me".
"Juss let me look atcha pee-pee."
I'll loveya 'till ya gone all bald inya head
Don' care if this rhymes cos this is my thread!