CC Widows

[reverend_kyle]

I think KC is right. stick it in the 2 hole.

2 in the pink one in the Kamchatka

THE SHOCKER!


thats our motto!

[ZawBanjito]

Dude, girls don't like dicks, they like men who have slept with loooooads of women. It makes them feel special, like you chose them over all those other hot ladies. Since the guys who get laid the most are dicks (date rape, drunk chicks, your dick buddy's lonely girlfriend...) dicks think girls like them for what they are. They conclude this because of their tiny atrophied heads. Whereas, in reality, if women only cared about who you were, you'd be out on your ass so faaast...

So here's what you do, Pedro: Have you ever heard of TELEDILDONICS? It is now POSSIBLE to attach a fake mechanical vagina to your computer and program it to squeeze and vibrate madly every time, for example, you win two against zero. Perhaps if you eliminate an opponent, an extension tickles your balls... upon victory, something reaches further back and tickles the sphincter. I dunno, some dudes are into that... it's not gay if it's with a computer...

Then you're like, "Hey baby, check THIS out! Now I don't need you at all!" Proceed to strip naked and kick CC ass loudly and passionately in front of her. Raging jealousy will squeeze her back into your good graces double time quick sharp!

Follow the ZawBanjito Guide To Ladies And The Methods By Which They May Be Wooed and I GUARANTEE you will at least have a story you can never ever ever tell anyone.

[Thimble]

I have, of now, enforced a maxium game limit of 20 games to stop me from getting in further trouble with "'er indoors".

another option is to stick to sequential games and preferrable ones with several players. you'll be able to maintain far more games.

[Freetymes]

I tried to tell you Pete, ONLY PLAY AT WORK!
That way you get paid to play and she could not care less!
Pissed off bosses are way easier to deal with than pissed off women. (unless your boss is a woman...)

[General Mayhem]

Yep Ive been in trouble too. Whats worse is Ive just had a baby boy 6 months ago, just as I was getting in to full CC swing

I now live a schizophrenic and clandestine existence. During the day and sometimes in the early hours I become a Super Mayhem and the real world never knows of my true identity.

There is no way to win with the missus apart from bribing her with money,romance or a good shagging. Enough of a shagging to leave her completely knackered so you can go and play CC at 3am to your hearts content.

Though if said shagging occurs on a weekend after a piss-up then play at double slow speed as major cock-ups can occur while the room spins around and your head tries to catch it up just in time to prevent clicking the wrong button and starting another 5 games in a drunken vendetta to avenge your self inflicted fuck-up.

[JTFR]

I give her the computer til she tires of it after work. We eat, I take my turns, watch a show with her on the tube then go play poker and cc. I give her what she wants/needs - she doesn't bitch about my interests outside of her.


and LMAO @ "green and shiney" <----That is fuckn hilarious.

[wicked]

ZawBanjito Guide To Ladies And The Methods By Which They May Be Wooed

OMG I laughed so hard I cried, and then had to pretend I was choking on my lunch for all the stares I got here at work. Thanks Zaw, for yet another classic post.

[misscrystal]

My whole reason for being on CC is that I was a WOW widow.

I kicked him out when I found CC, but he THINKS I kicked him out because I found out he was shagging the black chick that he works with.


Mostly I just wanted my computer back .