Conquer Club

When your not looking I poison your water supply with goat crap I found on the ground. You fall on the ground barfing and having diarrhea.

My Hill

Ahh but that does not kill me! So I put on a mask and rub naked Asian guys all over you so you have SARS.

I get the Asian guys to be on my team and they gang up against you and rape you. You then have nightmares of your childhood for obvious reasons. You run down the hill screaming.

My Hill

lmao. nice
I find out inside of me that I can be strong and there happened to be an elevator at the bottom of the hill to the exact point where you're standing. So i take the elevator, stab the asian guys in the jaw, while simultaneously stomping on what were your balls while looking you in the eye. You then kill your self.

My hill

cant comeback to that...

AHA! With the help of others we put up Spamalots flag on the hill!

Spamalots Hill!!

jnd94 wrote:AHA! With the help of others we put up Spamalots flag on the hill!

Spamalots Hill!!

I throw a molitov coctail atit and set it ablaze. My hill.

Screw Moltitovs! In the time between our conquering of the hill and putting up the flag we have started to enrich uranium. We nuke you.

Spamalots Hill

While you guys are battling it out...I sneak up behind jnd94 and put my OWN flag up and take the Spamalot flag down!

I spray paint your hill to say asa


ASA's hill

We shoot you, take the paint and write "sucks" next to ASA.

Spamalots Hill

i steal the paint too and write 'and spamalot' under ASA

my hill

We threaten you to say you can't join spamalot, then you give me the hill. Spamalot's hill

f*ck lol

i thought you wanted to be part of Spamalot?

anyhoo.... We hire a gardener to mow over the paint to get rid of it. We then get get him to make a grass sculpture of Hecter, our king, that shoots lasers and uncooked pork. Everyone dies of salmonella.

ok your hill

I give you taco bell. you die of E. coli


ASA's hill


spamalot sucks

Not only our hill, but spamalot's hill

I say spamalot's hill, therefore: SPAMALOT'S HILL

I torch under my bed with a flame thrower...
"killing aries" now its dominationnations hill then i throw flame thrower at him...

my hill!!!

i show you a picture of the girl that dumped u that made you turn emo. You go screaming down the hill bout somethin called "soocide" as you would call it.

Spamalots Hill

I distract you with the fact that that was your 111th post.

my hill

I snipe you from a far distance... Then run up hill

"my hill"

While you run around the hill, thinking youve won, I sneak around putting mousetraps and landmines on the hill. You get a swollen foot and a blown of head.
Spamalots Hill

I distract you with the fact that you have posted 113 times



asa's hill