the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

No, as you were not specific in that way.

Well then you could have paid attention to the context around it or you could suck it up and get on with your day. You see, I really don't care.

[muy_thaiguy]

No, as you were not specific in that way.

Well then you could have paid attention to the context around it or you could suck it up and get on with your day. You see, I really don't care.

[devinsaway]

Phewfta. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

*eats a banana with Andy*

[autoload]

New Page, so...

[apey]

*still threatening to blow this banana to smithereens*
three posts andy three same page too

[autoload]

Actually it did get to 6 figures. but the powers that be decided it had become too powerful and shrunk it.

This is a true statement.

Ahh good I see that as the newest elder you've already brushed up on the texts.

Yes I have. *shifts robe uncomfortably*

[autoload]

Son of a.. Lucari, take that to the thread that shalt not be named, now.

You think this is bad, you have no idea the kind of power I truly have. What you have seen here today is a mere taste of my vast arsenal of pokeporn. With it, I shall rally all furries to my side, frighten all non-furries into submission, and conquer the universe. There is no stopping me. (Laughs evily)

I could stop you with my eyes closed.

See? I told you.

The winner and still disputed champion...Auto.

Disputed?

[autoload]

MTG's movie review of "Fighting."
Story about a young man who is down on his luck after moving to NYC, he meets a man that offers him a chance to make 5K in one night, in a "sanctioned" fight.

Over all, the dialogue was overdone, most of the acting sucked, no actual plot climax, and for a wrestler (main character), he couldn't wrestle very well, nor where the fight scenes all that good (and those were the highlights of the film). So, do not go see this film, especially if you know martial arts as you will probably be offended by the lousy fights.

I could take him.

Me too.

[autoload]

I AM A GOD! I am lord and master of all things furry...

... Including you, Strike... (begins mind possession)

unforantly you are not god. like i said i will intrudce myself. i am an angle yes the one that walks on earth God has sent me here as his personal assasin. and i only take orders from him. i am the perfect war machine i talked to God last night and he assured me you are on my list. win me over and i will take mercy on your soul like i did with lone wolf. trust me when God found out about me not killing lone wolf he nearly killed me. but i am still here and still killing away. so i say my name is target. i am the angle of the assasins. you are on my list be afraid be very afraid.

So, would you say that you are an acute angle?

[autoload]

well of course auto you know your my right hand man. and your on the cumputer next to me in our secrect base. really auto think about what you said. next time turn around and tell me dont just make a comment on it. what we texting now when you are in the other room. and its time for our meeting to start. get off your lazzy ass and come in get me!

Oh yeah, I forgot.

[autoload]

"Daily Contribution"

well if it isnt auto and his daily contributions wow look at that auto you havent changed one little bit

Yes. Now my daily contribution consists of a picture of two gorgeous women.

[autoload]

this ones for my DAILY CONTRUBITION!!!!! [/quote]
Excellent work!

[autoload]

well of course auto you know your my right hand man. and your on the cumputer next to me in our secrect base. really auto think about what you said. next time turn around and tell me dont just make a comment on it. what we texting now when you are in the other room. and its time for our meeting to start. get off your lazzy ass and come in get me!

And here I thought you were AUTO's right hand man.

I let him indulge his fantasies every once in a while.

[autoload]

really is everone done? i thought we wantted to make this long everone quite a year ago where are you people

this is my very first post on this form i was so nieve and young and dumb now look at how wise i turly am!!!!

Yes you've grown a lot. Really I thought you were going to try to derail this thread luckily me and auto were able to get to you.

Ha ha! Funny how that turned out. One of the few instances where my gut reaction was wrong.

[autoload]

New Page, so...

[autoload]

If furries take over the world I'm moving to london.

THERE IS NO ESCAPE. YOU CAN RUN, BUT WE SHALL FOLLOW. FURRIES OF THE WORLD, UNITE! (waits patiently for response)

Naw, you'll be prevented from entering by the AWESOME-barrier surrounding London. If it isn't AWESOME, it doesn't get in.
Its more common name is the M25.

Which is why I'll just barely be let in.

Your low self-esteem is really depressing. Read my Guest Editorial in the newsletter to cheer yourself up:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=76684

I read that expecting to see strike wolf mentioned.

I can not even begin to describe my disappointment...

[autoload]

great, I was just thinking - cool the Longest thread thread is still on the first page, maybe I should check it out.

and then BAM



a huge sac is the first thing I see. I forgot how fucked up this thread was

Excellent.

[strike wolf]

No, as you were not specific in that way.

Well then you could have paid attention to the context around it or you could suck it up and get on with your day. You see, I really don't care.

You don't like my dr. Cox?

[autoload]

And I'm spent.

[strike wolf]

*still threatening to blow this banana to smithereens*
three posts andy three same page too

This is strike wolf reporting live from the banana hostage crisis from the Longest thread region of CC city. the situation looks grim for the banana as the kidnapper refuses to negotiate with police. We can only hope that this situation is resolved and the banana can be returned safe and sound to its family.

Back to you cobra...I mean Jonesy.

[strike wolf]

Actually it did get to 6 figures. but the powers that be decided it had become too powerful and shrunk it.

This is a true statement.

Ahh good I see that as the newest elder you've already brushed up on the texts.

Yes I have. *shifts robe uncomfortably*

How many times do I have to say it. Going commando with the robe is not a good look. Frankly you're scaring the children.

[strike wolf]

You think this is bad, you have no idea the kind of power I truly have. What you have seen here today is a mere taste of my vast arsenal of pokeporn. With it, I shall rally all furries to my side, frighten all non-furries into submission, and conquer the universe. There is no stopping me. (Laughs evily)

I could stop you with my eyes closed.

See? I told you.

The winner and still disputed champion...Auto.

Disputed?

Like lime jelly.

[strike wolf]

I AM A GOD! I am lord and master of all things furry...

... Including you, Strike... (begins mind possession)

unforantly you are not god. like i said i will intrudce myself. i am an angle yes the one that walks on earth God has sent me here as his personal assasin. and i only take orders from him. i am the perfect war machine i talked to God last night and he assured me you are on my list. win me over and i will take mercy on your soul like i did with lone wolf. trust me when God found out about me not killing lone wolf he nearly killed me. but i am still here and still killing away. so i say my name is target. i am the angle of the assasins. you are on my list be afraid be very afraid.

Everyone knows. that God was testing you with me. you were supposed to let me live.

[AndyDufresne]

You folks should go comment on the pretty maps that are in the Foundry. We'd all appreciate your feedback.

**Eats a banana, passes a few around as bribe fruit**


--Andy

[sailorseal]

You folks should go comment on the pretty maps that are in the Foundry. We'd all appreciate your feedback.

**Eats a banana, passes a few around as bribe fruit**


--Andy

I will