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Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:29 pm
by natty dread
if all rich people
would give money to the poor
poverty would end
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:36 am
by john9blue
if all poor people
would die, poverty would end
wow i'm an asshole
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:37 am
by john9blue
these haikus don't re
ally relate at all to Con
quer club lol
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:35 pm
by Trephining
Deploy and then fort
Oh wait I ate Mexican
Deploy and then fart
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:07 am
by AndyDufresne
Luck, or is it skill
that makes a (wo)man succeed---
ripples in a brook.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:22 pm
by natty dread
Planning for a kill
with a prayer to dice gods
I click begin turn.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:57 am
by AndyDufresne
Cross your fingers tight
Roll, wish---it's all one can do---
Wind rustling through boughs.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:29 am
by Rocketry
Dice is the plural;
the singular is just 'die.'
That's quite sinister...
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:22 pm
by Ace Rimmer
Basho's poetry
And Sun Tzu's The Art of War;
We combine them here.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Tue May 04, 2010 10:47 am
by AndyDufresne
Why oh my, oh why
Has this gem fallen wayside---
Tumbleweeds roll, roll.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 12:59 am
by Chariot of Fire
Any prizes for brevity?
OK WTF!
U C Y I B wrtng
abbrvtd
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 7:35 am
by Ace Rimmer
Chariot of Fire
Keeps posting drunk outside of
The TOFU forum!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 12:01 pm
by Rocketry
I would rather fish
the wild oceans than be a
drunk celebrity.
Rocket!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 3:28 pm
by Rocketry
Welcome, new recruit.
Your time is precious to me.
Signed by: lackattack.
Rocket.
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 9:22 pm
by squishyg
Friends! I volunteer!
JoshyBoy cheers for squishy
The rest make me sad
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:18 pm
by Chariot of Fire
I see three sixes
Upon a glass tabletop
Under which I lie
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:51 pm
by Foxglove
Chariot of Fire wrote:I see three sixes
Upon a glass tabletop
Under which I lie
Ahhh... but did you fall
prior or subsequent to
the throw of the dice?!
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:12 pm
by AndyDufresne
Be kind, share the warmth
As you enjoy our Club's Bash---
Sunshine trickling down.
--Andy
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:51 pm
by owenshooter
my premium gone,
i shall never renew it...
moderation sucks...
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 7:24 pm
by happy2seeyou
PMS is bad
BpB is much better
RIP Delia
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:54 am
by Ace Rimmer
If Owen is gold
Will he post less in forums?
--Jr Mint Mod Squad
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:56 am
by qwertylpc
AndyDufresne wrote:Be kind, share the warmth
As you enjoy our Club's Bash---
Sunshine trickling down.
--Andy
5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:27 am
by qwertylpc
i caught a mistake owen
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:28 am
by owenshooter
jakewilliams wrote:If Owen is gold
Will he post less in forums?
--Jr Mint Mod Squad
Jr Mint Mod Squad
shock, you are completely wrong
i am now silver
Re: Conquerclub Haikus
Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:49 am
by Master Fenrir
qwertylpc wrote:5-7-6?????
sun
shine
tri
ckl
ing
down
qwertylpc wrote:i caught a mistake owen
In contemporary poetry, they're known as pseudohaikus. Chill on the lit lesson and stop hatin' and start participatin'.