king of the hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:51 pm

My 1337 teem o' ninja's invade killing everyone. They then start guarding the fort.

My hill.

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:55 pm

As a renowned cross dresser, you remember that you forgot your high heels at the convenience store. As you leave for the store again, I take a peek and see that your ninja guards have probably died due to a food poisoning after apparently eating spoiled spam.

My hill.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:57 pm

You forgot they didn't have enough cans O' spam. My ninja's ate sushi and other japanese foods.

Still my hill.

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 8:58 pm

But they did, you have just returned from the store with a spoiled supply of spam.

Still my hill.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:00 pm

I hate spam and I banned the consumption of it.

Still my hill.

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:02 pm

Ok, it seems like the zombies are still here and after a while, your fort is being overwhelmed by their sheer numbers. Your brain is now zombie food.

My hill.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:03 pm

Ninja's pwn zombies.

Still my hill.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:17 pm

i kill aegnor, put his organs inot a blender, and pretend its a smoothie. All of the ninjas die.

Spamalots Hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:23 pm

You forgot me. I kill you and summon pirates.

Still my hill.

coconut4paws · Post by **coconut4paws** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:35 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:You forgot me. I kill you and summon pirates.

Still my hill.

I'm a pirate and mutany you. My hill.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:37 pm

Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.

coconut4paws · Post by **coconut4paws** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:39 pm

sheepofdumb wrote:Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.

I dont die. I live in the craken and go to the end of the earth and my ghost crew gets me back and we kill you. My hill and obsesion with pirates of the carribian trilogy.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:41 pm

You can't live in the craken. Unless you are Jack Sparrow. To the locker with ya!

Still my hill.

feiterman · Post by **feiterman** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:42 pm

coconut4paws wrote:
sheepofdumb wrote:Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.
I dont die. I live in the craken and go to the end of the earth and my ghost crew gets me back and we kill you. My hill and obsesion with pirates of the carribian trilogy.

I summon chuck Norris, vin disel, and Mr. T, and they kill everyone so im king

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 9:44 pm

feiterman wrote:
coconut4paws wrote:
sheepofdumb wrote:Well that's just you. My crew stays loyal and kills you. Then they recive a raise.

Still my hill.
I dont die. I live in the craken and go to the end of the earth and my ghost crew gets me back and we kill you. My hill and obsesion with pirates of the carribian trilogy.

I summon chuck Norris, vin disel, and Mr. T, and they kill everyone so im king

Can't argue with that.

Your hill.

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:01 pm

I banish Norris, vin Desil, and Mr T. then kick you off the hill.

Spamalot's hill.

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:02 pm

I round up a few cowboys and take the hill.

My hill.

feiterman · Post by **feiterman** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:05 pm

i form voltron and kill the cowboys, my hill

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:11 pm

i summon an elite squad of ninja, we slaguhter all on the hill in 1.5 seconds and then wait in the shadows for our next victim
my hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:13 pm

I take the holy trinity of ninjas, pirates, and cowbows and fuse them into an unstoppable, unkillable, and unsabtogeable force of ninja-pirate-cowboy hybrid warriors that pwn anything. Did I mention they are invincible?

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:15 pm

u didnt say my hill
my hill

feiterman · Post by **feiterman** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:16 pm

i summon kratos, god of war, and he just totally pwns the hybrids, my hill

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:17 pm

i lunge from the shadows and banish kratos, for shadows are without form and thus without fault making me an unstoppable warrior of grace and speed
my hill

DirtyDishSoap · Post by **DirtyDishSoap** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:17 pm

Im a Soap God
Just cant beat that

Spamalots Hill

sheepofdumb · Post by **sheepofdumb** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:18 pm

Kratos can't stand up to an army of invincible ninja-pirate-cowboy hybrids. He's mortal. They storm the hill, killing and rapeing everyone.

My hill.