king of the hill

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:39 pm

I call animal control, they come get you and put you back into the zoo.

Spamalot's Hill.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:43 am

I release the zoo animals, they swiftly devour you in a brutal revenge for their unjustified incarceration at your hands.
My (and a small crowd of lemurs) hill.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:28 am

i agree to give each of the animas fake passports in exchange for them attacking you. Now your dead and the animals are high-taling it to tanzania.

Spamalots Hill

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:58 am

i call the feds and they round up the animals and send you to the slammer for making and distrubiting fake passports, where you make "friends with a large man named bubba".

my hill

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:24 am

using knowledge of what you look like and the general continent where you live, a pedophile tracks you down and rapes and kills you (not in that order)
my hill

Anarchy Ninja · Post by **Anarchy Ninja** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:31 am

as ive sed before im like a shadow, without form and thus without fault you cant rape and kill a shadow and so the pedo pays with their life and as do you for trying to unleash such an evil. feel the wrath of my blade!
my hill

Kernal_Kronic · Post by **Kernal_Kronic** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:56 am

Sneaks up behind Anarchy Ninja & dick slaps her off the hill.

Standing in all my glory: MY HILL

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:34 pm

You get arrested for child pornography.

Spamalot's Hill.

eyeofdeath · Post by **eyeofdeath** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:45 pm

I meet you at a bar on top of the hill. We get along pretty well, so we go over to my place. I then proceed to push you into my appartment, lock the door, and then set the whole building on fire. You Burn.

My Hill.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:52 pm

when you walk out of the apartment, i lite you on fire. Now how you like it?

Spamalots Hill

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:04 pm

you spelled "lite" wrong.. its Light therefore its still my hill

MY HILL

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:06 pm

I shoot you in the head and take over and disband spamalot, killing all who resist, my hill

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:07 pm

while you think about your spelling victory, i come up behind you and light you on fire

Spamalots Hill

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:07 pm

sfhbballnut wrote:I shoot you in the head and take over and disband spamalot, killing all who resist, my hill

fast post, still my hill

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:07 pm

You aren't good enough to disband us. We kill you and keep our hill.

Spamalot's Hill.

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:09 pm

I'll revise that, I kill each and every one of you in the most painful way I can think of, my hill

Aries · Post by **Aries** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:14 pm

You die for some reason

Spamalot's hill

wiggybowler · Post by **wiggybowler** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:15 pm

Oh wait the Braves are playing you stop and turn to watch the game, with your back turned I snap your neck(Snap into a Slim Jim, ohhh yeah)

Spamalot's hill.

coconut4paws · Post by **coconut4paws** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:32 pm

I shoot you. My hill.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:33 pm

coconut4paws wrote:I shoot you. My hill.

unoriginal. I drop an anvil out of nowhere and you turn flat like in the cartoons.

spamalots hill

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:36 pm

I drown you in a vat of frogspawn.
My hill

Cheesemore · Post by **Cheesemore** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:42 pm

Just like the game when we were kids...
I shove you off, I'm King of the Hill

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:44 pm

Your head asplode.
My hill. Still.

coconut4paws · Post by **coconut4paws** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:51 pm

...The Cow Kills You, MY HILL.

ranck3 · Post by **ranck3** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:09 pm

You get distracted by my NEW sig

MY HILL[/i]