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I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.

May God have mercy on us.
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.

May God have mercy on us.


May God also have mercy on ourselves.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm pretty sure with every post you make, you make us, including ourselves, dumber with each word you type.

May God have mercy on us.

In my mercy I forgive you, benighted simpleton that you are. All jokes aside, I believe you would be much happier after you say Shahada.
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Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself =D> =D> =D>
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Welcome to Jack.
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jackrusoe wrote:Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself =D> =D> =D>


Location: Marseille.

This is obviously AoG's new boyfriend that he's made in France. That didn't take long.
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notyou2 wrote:Welcome to Jack.

No no no!
Jack to welcome!
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Jack off?
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jackrusoe wrote:Hello everybody, Jack here.I just want to introduce myself =D> =D> =D>

Do you like watching Gladiator movies?
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notyou2 wrote:Jack off?

Has anyone ever told you that you are a dirty old mn?
04:42:40 ‹apey› uhoh
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apey wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Jack off?

Has anyone ever told you that you are a dirty old mn?

Look out notyou2, she'll be stalking you now relentlessly.
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Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?
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waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?

Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.
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Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?

Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.


Do you have a lakeside holiday home in Thailand?
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BoganGod wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
waauw wrote:Hey Bernie, shouldn't you have changed your name to Hillary Clinton by now?

Sorry, don't do Belgian waffles, just Thai waffles.


Do you have a lakeside holiday home in Thailand?

If I did, I would invite muy_thaiguy to my love nest.
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Ohai, I'm Serbia!1! Hai~! Why not?! lolz?! ?! !!
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New to this - suggested by a friend. Great community you guys seem to have here!
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Hey y'all my friend recommended I try this out - looks like you guys have a lively group here.

Look forward to sticking around!

I'm from LA.

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My name is Bogan. You may call me Mr God. I created deplorable Hilary, and sell out Bernie as punishment for the american people. Though shalt not destabilise the globe and have peace at home.


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My names DDS. Im an asshole.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.

gods perfect asshole?
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A hairy one to boot
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.

I'm tempted to break out in song....
“‎Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
― Voltaire
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Dukasaur wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.

I'm tempted to break out in song....

Yes I can see that as the first line in a Long Meter arrangement. (Common Meter could also work)
But I'm having a hard time getting a third line to rhyme with asshole. :twisted:
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Sounds like a hit.

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How's this?

My name is DDS.
I am an asshole.
What do they use to cut Tzor's hair.
Looks like a soup bowl.
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