Conquer Club

tzor wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:My names DDS. Im an asshole.

I'm tempted to break out in song....

Yes I can see that as the first line in a Long Meter arrangement. (Common Meter could also work)
But I'm having a hard time getting a third line to rhyme with asshole.

He's probably referencing the Dennis Leary song.

Yes i know he stole the bit from c.k. He probably stole it from Hicks or someone.

-TG

I'm a bogan, and proud of it. I like pointing out that DSOIV is morally bankrupt. That Llama spits more than he swallows, and that DDS is the king of wishful thinking.

I'll get over you, I know I will, I'll pretend my hearts still beating, and I'll tell myself, I'm over you because I'm the king of wishful thinking.

Another great song. CC really is full of awesome music atm (^0^)

My name is God, Bogan God. I'm pugnacious by nature, but dogmatic in my approach to arguments and discourse. I'm a mixed breed equal opportunity hater. Hugs and kisses to you my wayward children

My name isn't Serbia; it's merely my username on this site. Some people know me. Others are happy they don't.

Go Blue!

Serbia wrote:My name isn't Serbia; it's merely my username on this site. Some people know me. Others are happy they don't.

Go Blue!

Do you ever regret choosing Serbia when you signed up? Was it just a random whim or is there some significance?

Dukasaur wrote:

Serbia wrote:My name isn't Serbia; it's merely my username on this site. Some people know me. Others are happy they don't.

Go Blue!

Do you ever regret choosing Serbia when you signed up? Was it just a random whim or is there some significance?

No, I don't regret it. I had been using it for years on an ancient messaging site prior to joining CC. A girl I knew thought it was cute back when I was a teen.

And, my Grandmother was an ethnic Serb who immigrated here.

My name is DirtyDishSoap

I like boobs.

If you have said boobs, I will like you too.

It so happens I like boobies too ...

Especially the ones with the blue feet.

If you have blue boobies, I might be sad.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:If you have blue boobies, I might be sad.

There is not much that you can do,
When your boobs have turned bright blue,
It's sad and sorry, but it's true,
You're done, you're finished and you're through.

tzor wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:If you have blue boobies, I might be sad.

There is not much that you can do,
When your boobs have turned bright blue,
It's sad and sorry, but it's true,
You're done, you're finished and you're through.

So I'm to take it that Avatar hasn't made it into either of your spank banks!!!!!

I never use the same material twice.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I never use the same material twice.

Disposable napkins?

Different women. Never use the same hole twice. I'll live and die by that motto.

warmonger1981 wrote:Different women. Never use the same hole twice. I'll live and die by that motto.

So should be whore not war then. Whoremonger, someone that deals in affordable woman. At risk of lowering the conversation further, to say a "bj" Owen level. You could conceivably have three encounters per woman. If the lady/ladies in question were conjoined twins sharing everything below the navel, you would have 4 encounters from two people. If variety is the spice of life, you sir are heavy handed with the seasoning.

If it's three encounters per woman then it would be one encounter per hole. Mouth vagina and anal. The last is if your into that kind of thing.

warmonger1981 wrote:If it's three encounters per woman then it would be one encounter per hole. Mouth vagina and anal. The last is if your into that kind of thing.

If you don't understand road rules, and the intricacy of exits and entries.

im qwert.............................its that enough for introduction?

Qwert wrote:im qwert.............................its that enough for introduction?

No, doesn't do you any justice at all. Just looks like you mashed the keyboard with your left hand!

BoganGod wrote:

Qwert wrote:im qwert.............................its that enough for introduction?

No, doesn't do you any justice at all. Just looks like you mashed the keyboard with your left hand!

Yeah, but what's he mashing with the other?

-TG

Qwert wrote:im qwert.............................its that enough for introduction?

You are known to us. You are god's gift to the art of linguistic innovation.

You know when I'm not loosing in Conquer Club or saying "Like us on Facebook" and not doing my day job ... I SING.



I'm the one on the far right singing tenor (the highest part).

BoganGod wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I never use the same material twice.

Disposable napkins?

Toilet paper you fucking heathen.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

BoganGod wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:I never use the same material twice.

Disposable napkins?

Toilet paper you fucking heathen.

Technically a God is always a heathen. Unless of course that God, worships another/other God/Gods.