CC Pick up lines

QoH · Post by **QoH** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:32 pm

Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.

You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:49 am

QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.

You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.

Actually I think the first one would work better.

Nola_Lifer · Post by **Nola_Lifer** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:21 pm

Damn those are a nice pair of dice :!:

QoH · Post by **QoH** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 10:17 pm

natty_dread wrote:
QoH wrote:
Iron Butterfly wrote:
DoomYoshi wrote:The only CC pick up line that works for me is:

I promise I only have a couple turns to take.

You mean CC pick up lines work?

Whatever happened to "Hey I have a plus 4 vorpel sword. Wanna kill some orcs with me?"

If a "plus 4 vorpel sword" means a giant dick and "kill some orcs" means have sex then yes, that could be a pick up line.

Actually I think the first one would work better.

It's supposed to be the implied meaning? Why would you ever say the implied meaning?

Gen.LeeGettinhed · Post by **Gen.LeeGettinhed** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:48 pm

well the board may SAY that the mountains are impassable, but. . .

I would not pass on mountin' you, gurl

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:58 pm

can I nuke uranus?

chapcrap · Post by **chapcrap** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:06 pm

clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?

owenshooter · Post by **owenshooter** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:30 pm

Nola_Lifer wrote:Damn those are a nice pair of dice

just when this thread starts getting lame and people start reposting the worst lines that have been
said multiple timeslll

clapper011 wrote:can I nuke uranus?

clappy comes in to save the day!!!! awesome!!!

oh... here's my line...

"mind if i make a map of the phillipines... on your chest..."-el Jesus negro

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:08 am

Can I shave your kamchatka?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 9:55 am

"Is that Italy or are you just happy to see me?"

--Andy

natty dread · Post by **natty dread** » Wed Feb 08, 2012 12:09 pm

Conk er? I ardly know er!

Gen.LeeGettinhed · Post by **Gen.LeeGettinhed** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:25 am

Honey, I'm gonna call your sweet ass "Counter-Attack", cause I like mountin' it

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:24 am

Honey, just call him "Gen.LeeGettinhed"...because he likes shafting virgins

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:26 am

"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."

--Andy

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:34 am

AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."

--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:46 am

jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."

--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."

--Andy

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:25 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."

--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."

--Andy

(ok, you make the rules you sex-starved simian)

do you know the German for six baby? .. well i just rolled 3 of em!

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:45 am

AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."

--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."

--Andy

No, I'M happy2seeyou

jammyjames · Post by **jammyjames** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:22 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:
jiminski wrote:
AndyDufresne wrote:"I'd really like to see how you handle my dice."

--Andy

(naughty naughty Andrew!... you know we don't call them dice!)

if you don't want to handle my digital, numerically denoted cuboids then i suppose a quick luck's out of the question?

Who says we don't call them dice!

"Are those just defender 6's or are you happy to see me."

--Andy

Best one i have ever seen.. Good one happy

No, I'M happy2seeyou

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:06 am

Do you want to come over and help me clear Elvis' hairy patch

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:08 pm

'Babe, would you like to come over and adjust my dice?'

--Andy

DoomYoshi · Post by **DoomYoshi** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 6:57 pm

How about giving me the paddle?

ManBungalow · Post by **ManBungalow** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:31 pm

DON'T MAKE ME CIRCUS YOUR MAXIMUS

wat

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:43 pm

I like.

How about, 'Babe, you should find the treasures of my galapagos.'

Or...

'Babe, lets join the poker club together.'

--Andy

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Thu Apr 12, 2012 1:50 pm

I might have to report you to the moderator.. there is know way you are 35....... 25 maybe

quoted from a pm i received...lol thought it appropriate for this thread. :lol:

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