The Zombie thread

[UCAbears]

Thats a short chapter

yeah I couldnt think of anything else.. I started this a year ago... im on chapter 5 after quittig for a couple of months to concentrate on other things.

[unriggable]

Bullets do practically zero damage against things that are already dead. Unless they explode of course.

Go grab a baseball bat.

Shoot them in head.? Besides when you fight against a crowd and you're on the second floor all you see are heads.

A survey:

From a choice of these weapons, which THREE would you pick (you can pick more than one of one type)?

Spear
Sword
Grenades
Automatic Shotgun
Two Pistols
Uzi
Sniper rifle
Six-Pack grenade launcher
Rocket Launcher (note: You have to use it outside)
M16
Submachine Gun

I'd go with an M16, Sword and Grenades

[UCAbears]

Sword, 2 pistols, and an automatic shotgun

[mandalorian2298]

pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

But why? Why not an automatic weapon?

well, a sniper rifle is long range, and a pistol is slylish. I suppose I could settle for an uzi, though.

I'd go for a tommy gun and a sword of some kind. Preferably curved, all I'll need to do is cut of their necks.

Nah Uzi's are inaccurate like crap. I'd even prefer an M-16 as an automatic weapon over it. But AK-47 is more stylish if you ask me

seeing as I'm going to be close enough to use a sword, I don't think I'll need a highly accurate weapon.

With katana and sniper you are covered both waays: sniper to take them out from a far and katana if it gets up close and personal. The thing I like about swords is that they don't run out of bullets.

[Aegnor]

I'll pass my 3 choices but take only 1 weapon.
Isreali 0.5 caliber



This shit can stop a tank

[unriggable]

With katana and sniper you are covered both waays: sniper to take them out from a far and katana if it gets up close and personal. The thing I like about swords is that they don't run out of bullets.

But you have nothing in between, like a shortranged but not quite close combat weapon.

[FRSmk3]

I'd rather be up close to the action anyway. And I'd probably only use my gun to mow down the front row of zombies, and then go in for the kill.

[Genghis Khant]

pistol and katana (man, I'm so dead)

Katana is cool, but I would prefer a sniper to a gun. Zombies come in crowds and six bullets later you're dead.

But why? Why not an automatic weapon?

well, a sniper rifle is long range, and a pistol is slylish. I suppose I could settle for an uzi, though.

I'd go for a tommy gun and a sword of some kind. Preferably curved, all I'll need to do is cut of their necks.

Slice 'em up like this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1UUQS6JcM8

[sheepofdumb]

Well zombies are the newly dead who have risen. How many poeple do you see in the obituaries? About 15ish? That's spread through the entire city. I don't think they'd be enough of a threat for me to go and fight for humanity. The gangs of America alone could wipe the out.

[unriggable]

Well zombies are the newly dead who have risen. How many poeple do you see in the obituaries? About 15ish? That's spread through the entire city. I don't think they'd be enough of a threat for me to go and fight for humanity. The gangs of America alone could wipe the out.

You have no idea how many people die every day, and besides, anybody unprepared will be bitten anyways, making the number much higher.

[sheepofdumb]

We will see. I live down the street from a graveyard. I will tell you how many zombies I have to kill when they rise.

[pyro55]

what about shawn if the dead?

anyway me and pyro55 would set up fort in a mall and drive a huge firetruck around to every amunition store in little rock and lift the ladder thing up and get into the amunition store from the top and get every single weapon and every single ammo. Then go back to the mall sit on top of a mall and snipe them and have contests to see who can run around the parking lot without getting bit first. and of coarse we have invented he anti dose which will revive us but we only have 2. we would also bring some girls to repopulate. then once we have we will leave some of the boys and girls and moms in the mall and let them repopulate then bring some of the other girls with us to a diffrent town with a mall and repeat the process.

well actually im thinking of goin to a close army base steal all there stuff and use it and if they get up to close ill take out my samari sword (which im a black belt in) and kick there ass then go with UCA and cont till we hit another military base.

then when its all over have some cake

[unriggable]

what about shawn if the dead?

anyway me and pyro55 would set up fort in a mall and drive a huge firetruck around to every amunition store in little rock and lift the ladder thing up and get into the amunition store from the top and get every single weapon and every single ammo. Then go back to the mall sit on top of a mall and snipe them and have contests to see who can run around the parking lot without getting bit first. and of coarse we have invented he anti dose which will revive us but we only have 2. we would also bring some girls to repopulate. then once we have we will leave some of the boys and girls and moms in the mall and let them repopulate then bring some of the other girls with us to a diffrent town with a mall and repeat the process.

well actually im thinking of goin to a close army base steal all there stuff and use it and if they get up to close ill take out my samari sword (which im a black belt in) and kick there ass then go with UCA and cont till we hit another military base.

then when its all over have some cake

You could just ask to be let in, they know a crisis when they see one (sometimes they see one when it isn't one, but you know)

[Guidocks]

We will see. I live down the street from a graveyard. I will tell you how many zombies I have to kill when they rise.

[jnd94]

We will see. I live down the street from a graveyard. I will tell you how many zombies I have to kill when they rise.

heeheeheee too bad for you. If the time comes when zombies rule the planet, ill light matches, or wood and throw it into crowds of zombies. Maybe get a automatic weapon and go crazy on their asses.

[pyro55]

wait i change my mind im gunna barracade myself somewhere with a lot of food and play cc all day

[UCAbears]

fine then be that way ill do this on my own

[sheepofdumb]

Well if they rose right now I'd have nothing to kill them with. So I'm gonna hope there arn't enough zombies to kill me.

[UCAbears]

Well they wont be able to rise from the dead the only way zombies will be able to actually be real is if scienctists invent a shot and use it on someone and something gets out of hand and it gets out biting ppl who come close and soon spread around the world. or if they do it to an animal or if some scienctists is a bad ass and wants to see how long he can stay alive so he gives it to ppl and spreads like that.

[Aegnor]

Well they wont be able to rise from the dead the only way zombies will be able to actually be real is if scienctists invent a shot and use it on someone and something gets out of hand and it gets out biting ppl who come close and soon spread around the world. or if they do it to an animal or if some scienctists is a bad ass and wants to see how long he can stay alive so he gives it to ppl and spreads like that.

Heh well said, much like in the film 28 days later

[pancakemix]

wait i change my mind im gunna barracade myself somewhere with a lot of food and play cc all day

What if lack gets bitten? Who will run cc? Maybe this zombie thing isn't a good idea...

[wrightfan123]

Here's what I'm doing: me, my buddies, and our girlfriends will high-tail it up to Alaska, where we will have constructed a base. We will wait through the winter, when the zombies all freeze. Then, before they thaw, we will use crowbars to eliminate them! Once they are all gone, we will concentrate on repopulating the Earth . Any suggestions?

[sheepofdumb]

Here's what I'm doing: me, my buddies, and our girlfriends will high-tail it up to Alaska, where we will have constructed a base. We will wait through the winter, when the zombies all freeze. Then, before they thaw, we will use crowbars to eliminate them! Once they are all gone, we will concentrate on repopulating the Earth . Any suggestions?

Pick up hitchickers for a bigger gene pool. You have the chance to breed better humans so make good choises.

[jnd94]

Here's what I'm doing: me, my buddies, and our girlfriends will high-tail it up to Alaska, where we will have constructed a base. We will wait through the winter, when the zombies all freeze. Then, before they thaw, we will use crowbars to eliminate them! Once they are all gone, we will concentrate on repopulating the Earth . Any suggestions?

Pick up hitchickers for a bigger gene pool. You have the chance to breed better humans so make good choises.

lol then maybe a hitchhiker isnt the best choice

[wrightfan123]

Here's what I'm doing: me, my buddies, and our girlfriends will high-tail it up to Alaska, where we will have constructed a base. We will wait through the winter, when the zombies all freeze. Then, before they thaw, we will use crowbars to eliminate them! Once they are all gone, we will concentrate on repopulating the Earth . Any suggestions?

Pick up hitchickers for a bigger gene pool. You have the chance to breed better humans so make good choises.

lol then maybe a hitchhiker isnt the best choice

Yea, I should go into hiding and develop our heard into an entirely new sub-species!