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notyou2 wrote:Sir Edward Spillypants and the Fumblefisters

You need to fake British accents with this name.

That there is a spectacular album name. Possibly improved by adding, "Discover The New World." Or "New Worldorder." With a picture of the band in costumes ordering food as cover art.
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2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Sir Edward Spillypants and the Fumblefisters

You need to fake British accents with this name.

That there is a spectacular album name. Possibly improved by adding, "Discover The New World." Or "New Worldorder." With a picture of the band in costumes ordering food as cover art.



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All the suggestions you have received thus far are beyond terrible. Your choice of cover songs is also terrible. With a setlist as uninspiring as the one you've shared it is likely you will never get a gig in any respectable establishment in the first world in your lifetime. But I am going to help you anyway.

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I did not choose most of those songs. They were playing them I just learned them to join in.

As far as "any respectable establishment." They have VLTs not bands.
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darvlay wrote:All the suggestions you have received thus far are beyond terrible. Your choice of cover songs is also terrible. With a setlist as uninspiring as the one you've shared it is likely you will never get a gig in any respectable establishment in the first world in your lifetime. But I am going to help you anyway.

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No current project. I sold out to the man and went to work again.

List of names, I'm willing to consider.
  • Canookie Nookie
  • Edith VanHalen
  • NSFW
  • Conan, The destroyer of music
  • Super Boner
  • Canuckchucks
  • The Doctor Theodore Giesel Orchestra
Maybe swap out Conan.
notyou2 wrote:
2dimes wrote:
notyou2 wrote:Sir Edward Spillypants and the Fumblefisters

You need to fake British accents with this name.

That there is a spectacular album name. Possibly improved by adding, "Discover The New World." Or "New Worldorder." With a picture of the band in costumes ordering food as cover art.



Do I get royalties?

If any happen, yes.
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Pizza Pants
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I like that one. Makes me think others might not.

I'm starting to think there won't be any more "projects" but maybe..
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Sofa Kingdom
is actually a local band here
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Necrophilic intentions and the first album could be 6 feet 6 inches deep. On second thought this would have to be a metal band..
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