Conquer Club

macbone wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:The woman riding the horse - what is her name?

Maria Lopez

Otherwise known as Nicole Scherzinger. =)

If she's in a nietzsche post, she's definitely Mexican. No doubt about it. "Scherzinger" is way too foreign!, but I agree with the "Nicole" part--if "Nicole" is short for "Maria."

In light of coffee hut's location next to "definitely not a whorehouse" we now have a 10% discount on all kinds of recording devices.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

macbone wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:The woman riding the horse - what is her name?

Maria Lopez

Otherwise known as Nicole Scherzinger. =)

If she's in a nietzsche post, she's definitely Mexican. No doubt about it. "Scherzinger" is way too foreign!, but I agree with the "Nicole" part--if "Nicole" is short for "Maria."

I suppose Fox is a common Mexican surname.






































as in Vicente Fox

Baron Von PWN wrote:In light of coffee hut's location next to "definitely not a whorehouse" we now have a 10% discount on all kinds of recording devices.

Any sort of recording devices are strictly verboten in my store, of which is certainly, without a doubt, not a whorehouse.

Army of GOD wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:In light of coffee hut's location next to "definitely not a whorehouse" we now have a 10% discount on all kinds of recording devices.

Any sort of recording devices are strictly verboten in my store, of which is certainly, without a doubt, not a whorehouse.

The recording devices are not in your store. I saw the coffee shop patrons borrowing drills from Got Wood and drilling little holes in the shared wall. I believe they intend to blackmail some of your patrons.

nietzsche wrote:NAME OF BUSINESS - Horse
WHAT DOES YOUR BUSINESS DO AND/OR SELL? - The Finest Mexican Escorts
WHY IS THERE A NEED FOR THIS GOOD AND/OR SERVICE? - Because after so much time spent on CC, many users won't be able to get a date for their cousin's wedding.
WILD CARD

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Army of GOD wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:In light of coffee hut's location next to "definitely not a whorehouse" we now have a 10% discount on all kinds of recording devices.

Any sort of recording devices are strictly verboten in my store, of which is certainly, without a doubt, not a whorehouse.

Coffee hut is not responsible for the activities of its customers.

All electronic devices are banned from Working Cultural Revolution.

Merchandise from the shop named 'Liberty' may not be visibly displayed inside the shop.

Working Cultural Revolution is pleased to announce the introduction of a permanent 50% discount for customers hiring native Chinese business companions.

mrswdk wrote:All electronic devices are banned from Working Cultural Revolution.

Merchandise from the shop named 'Liberty' may not be visibly displayed inside the shop.

Working Cultural Revolution is pleased to announce the introduction of a permanent 50% discount for customers hiring native Chinese business companions.

Would working cultural revolution perhaps be interested in our premium line of surveillance and listening devices? other mall members get a discount.

We are interested in buying your whole range, in return for your store agreeing to make our affiliated wholesaler your exclusive supplier. Our wholesaler is relatively inexpensive.

mrswdk wrote:We are interested in buying your whole range, in return for your store agreeing to make our affiliated wholesaler your exclusive supplier. Our wholesaler is relatively inexpensive.

Capitalism at work!

mrswdk wrote:All electronic devices are banned from Working Cultural Revolution.

Merchandise from the shop named 'Liberty' may not be visibly displayed inside the shop.

Working Cultural Revolution is pleased to announce the introduction of a permanent 50% discount for customers hiring native Chinese business companions.

Oh shit, I mean... um... sorry?

notyou2 wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

macbone wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:The woman riding the horse - what is her name?

Maria Lopez

Otherwise known as Nicole Scherzinger. =)

If she's in a nietzsche post, she's definitely Mexican. No doubt about it. "Scherzinger" is way too foreign!, but I agree with the "Nicole" part--if "Nicole" is short for "Maria."

I suppose Fox is a common Mexican surname.






































as in Vicente Fox

Actually, I think the name is "Zorro".