Symmetry wrote:Wait till Dukasaur finds out what canola oil is called in the UK.
The very thought would make his dick spotted.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:13 am
by Symmetry
jonesthecurl wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Wait till Dukasaur finds out what canola oil is called in the UK.
The very thought would make his dick spotted.
To be fair, we've all been down that road. I'm partial to a Manchester tart or two- damn the consequences.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:16 am
by mrswdk
Fruit tart?
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:23 am
by Symmetry
mrswdk wrote:Fruit tart?
Not gonna add it to the poll.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:31 am
by mrswdk
Why is sausage in inverted commas? I just noticed that.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 5:35 am
by Dukasaur
Symmetry wrote:Wait till Dukasaur finds out what canola oil is called in the UK.
No mystery there. Rapeseed is a fine old word. It has nothing to do with the English verb rape; it's derived from the Latin term rapum. Nonetheless, people being the juveniles that they are, some people couldn't get past the superficial similarity in the words. For this reason, the Canadian Rapeseed Growers Association, which spent a lot of money developing new low-acid strains of rape, decided that they needed a new name. They thus coined the term 'canola', which is derived from the words "Canadian" and "oil" (or oleic, to be technical).
Both the development of low-acid strains, and their successful rebranding under a made-up name, are famous success stories in Canada, the one a great success story of agricultural science, the other a great success story of marketing. So, I know the story fairly well...
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue May 15, 2018 5:41 am
by mrswdk
I had to google canola. It's rapeseed oil?
Will never forget asking what something on the table was at a lunch in China one day and being asked if I like rape.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 12:45 am
by Symmetry
TA1LGUNN3R wrote:Yeah anchovies are delicious.
You don't have to stay in character just because of your avatar.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 3:07 am
by jonesthecurl
When I make pizza, especially for a party, I include in the basic tomato sauce (1) black olive paste (because I love the taste of olives myself, but dislike the texture) and (2) anchovy paste because it doesn't taste right without anchovies, but most people won't eat visible anchovies. I make sure to check if anyone has fish allergies.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:27 am
by jonesthecurl
Something added to a recent pizza in my local bar (basic margherita) which I hadn't considered adding before, but worked beautifully - a little balsamic reduction.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 3:16 am
by mrswdk
Soft fried egg.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:46 am
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:Soft fried egg.
That's permissible.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 6:47 am
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:Why is sausage in inverted commas? I just noticed that.
Symm luvs sausage anytime, anywhere.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:04 am
by warmonger1981
Pussy. I'll never eat pussy on a pizza.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:04 am
by mrswdk
What if your only choice was to either eat the pussy pizza, or press a button that would kill Symmetry?
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:08 pm
by Symmetry
jonesthecurl wrote:Something added to a recent pizza in my local bar (basic margherita) which I hadn't considered adding before, but worked beautifully - a little balsamic reduction.
I've had that before. I think it's one of those things that works better as a one-off, or occasional thing though. I've got a bottle of the stuff in my fridge- I used it on all kinds of things for about two weeks, then kinda of got fed up with everything tasting like sweet balsamic vinegar.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:42 am
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:What if your only choice was to either eat the pussy pizza, or press a button that would kill Symmetry?
Where's that fuking button!
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:49 am
by Symmetry
Bernie Sanders wrote:
mrswdk wrote:What if your only choice was to either eat the pussy pizza, or press a button that would kill Symmetry?
Where's that fuking button!
You'll figure out where the button is when you find a woman who'll tell you, mate. 'Till then, you're stuck with mrsdwk and you can press each others.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:54 am
by Bernie Sanders
Symmetry wrote:
Bernie Sanders wrote:
mrswdk wrote:What if your only choice was to either eat the pussy pizza, or press a button that would kill Symmetry?
Where's that fuking button!
You'll figure out where the button is when you find a woman who'll tell you, mate. 'Till then, you're stuck with mrsdwk and you can press each others.
I really hate seeing you Brits fighting over who's the the biggest bitch here. Please stop and join hands girls.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 6:01 am
by Symmetry
Nobody likes a parody account that's outlived its usefulness, Bernie. It's like a desperate attempt to become relevant again:
Now, now Symm, nobody can understand your hatred for another man who shares your love for sausage.
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:50 pm
by BabySasuke
2dimes wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Spinach and ricotta is one of the standard oven pizzas that Sainsbury's sells.
You better hope bigWham doesn't see that post he'll come right to your house and kick you in the balls.
You're lies are going to ruin the site.
I have become nauseous and probably can't finish my sweetcorn, walnut and apricot pizza. Or as Pizza Hut calls it, "The Symmetry Lover's".
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:53 am
by Bernie Sanders
warmonger1981 wrote:Pussy. I'll never eat pussy on a pizza.
No silly. You eat pizza on a pussy!
Re: (Poll) Things you will not eat on a pizza
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 6:46 pm
by DoomYoshi
On pizza:
Samuel Morse wrote:species of the most nauseating cake … covered over with slices of pomodoro or tomatoes, and sprinkled with little fish and black pepper and I know not what other ingredients, it altogether looks like a piece of bread that has been taken reeking out of the sewer
Samuel Morse wrote:species of the most nauseating cake … covered over with slices of pomodoro or tomatoes, and sprinkled with little fish and black pepper and I know not what other ingredients, it altogether looks like a piece of bread that has been taken reeking out of the sewer
