Conquer Club

Georgerx7di wrote:
Who is reggie kray and his bruv?

2 mobsters from the 50's that died a bunch of years ago...

Almost 4 pages and not a single correct answer.

The correct answer is yes, but only if you ask Clapper nicely and have a safe word agreed upon. Where's the chat mistress when you need a

we usually wait till you have a good three or four games in before we start to abuse other members

But that is such a cute troll
can we call him gary??

apey wrote:But that is such a cute troll
can we call him gary??

He does kind of look like a Gary...

Okay, we can feed THAT troll, just not the one that discusses swim-wear with teenagers...

"Have a seat please. My name is Chris Hanson and I'm doing a report with Dateline NBC..."

Night Strike wrote:

King_Herpes wrote:I'm going to touch you in the bad place

That's not appropriate when directed to new members. You should be trying to get them to stay, not driving them all off.

Please only touch old members in the bad place. We don't care if they stay or not. Thanks!

Mr. Landers... I don't know if you've read some of the same threads I have but unless I'm mistaken, CC acknowledges taking a rather "liberal" stance on what people are or aren't allowed to say.

Generally public perception will favor the mature player. You sound like someone who could play and enjoy the game in a reasonable manner but there is no way to guarantee you that you won't play some disgruntled player who gets angry with the dice and goes off on you with f-bombs and personal attacks.

In fact... I'm sure it's practically an 80% guarantee that you will come accross someone. I've never played with you obviously, and I've never met you so I wouldn't presume to know how you come accross in chat. You might be the quiet type, you might be the outgoing type.

From my time here, my sister and I have had a few guys make some funny comments regarding the cheerleading for the university. It just comes up with general conversation and you can have a good time. I wouldn't guarantee you that you will not be abused and I would never... never ask the owner of the site to make that guarantee. Please understand much of the treatment you get here will be based on your interaction with other individuals whether from your country or halfway accross the world.

Make use of the friend and foe list available to you, if you have a negative experience, foe someone (if you'd like to private message me about it I can help -... I don't know how much you've read before deciding to start) and if you have a positive experience or click with 2 or 3 people... stick them on your friend list. Who knows?


-... and welcome to ConquerClub.

Jasmine

Please add me to your foe list. You're just looking to be abused. I'm not a liberal and have no empathy for you.

Weather or not you'll get abused here is completly up to you and the way you act.

This thread might not be the smartest move for that, considering the way it turned out.

ToddLanders wrote:Hi again guys and girls, before I start I must say I was abused today while walking down the street, so my mind is in a fragile state.
I was merely walking along smoking a cigar, and drinking from a bottle of whisky when a young girl shouted out to me "You piece of work horrible old man"
I had to sit down and cry for a while.

Anyway, I am nearly ready to start playing but I must have the promise from the site owner not to be personally abused.
I will not stand for it.
I have the phone number of Reggie Kray, so again I warn you, any nonsense then him and his Bruv will be on the warpath..

You shouldn't cry or get angry. You only had to fill out a C&A report, and put the young girl on foe. You could also consider not trolling. Also, I think suggesting physical harm for nonsense is probably a bad idea. Nonsense is easily defined, and it could be seen as a threat.

Between the trolling, and the threats, you may very well not have time to get abused here. That wont protect you from the young girls in the street though. Nothing can really.

AAFitz wrote: ....That wont protect you from the young girls in the street though. Nothing can really.

i see a patern developing Fitzy...

IS EVERYONE HERE AN IDIOT?!!?!?!

This is a joke thread! The guy who did this is NOT SERIOUS! Aren't you reading anything this guy is saying?! I do find it hilarious that you people are taking it so seriously, trying to make the "perv" feel at home and not worried about being flamed, so I suppose a part of me wants to see you continue offering advice, but COME ON! I'm embarrassed for the lot of you helpful people as well.

Before anyone else tries posting serious advice in this thread, read the link below.

ToddLanders wrote:The Heat of the City

Now, I shall state the obvious - This guy is not serious! Please people, don't be so quick to be taken!

I am serious how-ever..

I will play with you Tod, I will also guide you like a beckon of light through the evil that lurks within this forum. I was also a lamb, that faced walking through the valley of death alone and unaided with just a carnation of mint sauce smeared around my neck.
I have been cyber bullied before by many people on this site, and have been at the receiving end of a multi-tude of unwarranted posts, that I believe are called flames.
I wouldn't worry with me at your side, because I was the one of the first lone figures to stand out against these despicable folk that enjoy belittling people with slander. Those people are a menace to our society here in Conquer Club and they should be hung drawn and quartered at first sight.
Because I believe that you are a quality person, and deep down within there is beauty awaiting to lift up with your angel wings, I will be a doubles partner with you, and we will play against any of these evil folk that wish to compromise your fragile being.

Find Game Number 5019499, its a 4 teamed doubles match
The password is "Fatso"

ToddLanders wrote:Hey guys.

I've played this before on a rival website, but had to resign due to nasty people.
Can I have a guarantee before I take out a subscription that I will not be flamed or called anything nasty?
I am a 48 year old man by the way

Thanks for your time

Even though I'm an older member, (not new anyway), I think you've hit on something here. I have decided that I want a guarantee as well. I want a guarantee that even if I read the forums I won't have to read anyone's stupid requests or ideas.
I'd like a guaranteed six figure income for the next twenty years too. Pizza and waffles must also be guaranteed.

Êtes-vous sérieux Serbia? Vous pensez probablement que les grives mauvis répéteront aussi.

Serbia wrote:IS EVERYONE HERE AN IDIOT?!!?!?!

This is a joke thread! The guy who did this is NOT SERIOUS! Aren't you reading anything this guy is saying?! I do find it hilarious that you people are taking it so seriously, trying to make the "perv" feel at home and not worried about being flamed, so I suppose a part of me wants to see you continue offering advice, but COME ON! I'm embarrassed for the lot of you helpful people as well.

hence my lack of posting... he is clearly someones multi or summin

I've decided I want pizza and waffles guaranteed for everyone too, not just me. I heard It's open season on guarantees so now's the time to get 'em.

Thanks some of you for your kind replies, I welled up and got quite emotional while I read them.
The other people though, well you can go rot. I have enough with people abusing me while walking down the street, or in Burger King or in my local Turkish baths.
I came here to get away from that, and I would very much like to play with a nice young lady with manners, who won't abuse me or call me names

JimRocky wrote:

ToddLanders wrote:Hey guys.

I've played this before on a rival website, but had to resign due to nasty people.
Can I have a guarantee before I take out a subscription that I will not be flamed or called anything nasty?
I am a 48 year old man by the way

Thanks for your time

Even though I'm an older member, (not new anyway), I think you've hit on something here. I have decided that I want a guarantee as well. I want a guarantee that even if I read the forums I won't have to read anyone's stupid requests or ideas.
I'd like a guaranteed six figure income for the next twenty years too. Pizza and waffles must also be guaranteed.

I also want a guarantee. When my opponent rolls double sixes more then twice in a row that I will be reimbursed double the armies back that I lost.
I would also like a guarantee that I can not contact Herpes just by playing in a game with king_herpes(have only played him once and could not play up to my ability because of my worries)

Serbia wrote:IS EVERYONE HERE AN IDIOT?!!?!?!

Nope, just you. The rest of us are having fun.

ToddLanders wrote:Thanks some of you for your kind replies, I welled up and got quite emotional while I read them.
The other people though, well you can go rot. I have enough with people abusing me while walking down the street, or in Burger King or in my local Turkish baths.
I came here to get away from that, and I would very much like to play with a nice young lady with manners, who won't abuse me or call me names

Just shut up and play some games.

You see, its people like him above which turn me off.
I've never abused him, yet he's badly abusing me already.
Go away General Stoneham, I've never said anything nasty to you, and now you're being all horrible and nasty to me.

You have to understand this from the point of view of the community here Landers. They can't be expected to babysit. The forums here like you to have a bit of thick skin and have a good time.

Play some games and have a good time alright hun?

Jasmine