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Haggis_McMutton
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by Haggis_McMutton » Wed Apr 24, 2013 7:10 am
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Also, new smbc:
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by Army of GOD » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:56 am
There will never be a tax-related comic because tax-related things are about as funny as FunkyTerrance who is about as funny as a poop-flavored lollipop.
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by crispybits » Wed Apr 24, 2013 12:18 pm
(best I could find, which should tell you all you need to know about tax comics)
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by thegreekdog » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:11 pm
Army of GOD wrote: There will never be a tax-related comic because tax-related things are about as funny as FunkyTerrance who is about as funny as a poop-flavored lollipop.
What? f*ck you. There are tons of tax-related comics.
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by Army of GOD » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:44 pm
thegreekdog wrote: Army of GOD wrote: There will never be a tax-related comic because tax-related things are about as funny as FunkyTerrance who is about as funny as a poop-flavored lollipop.
What? f*ck you. There are tons of tax-related comics.
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by thegreekdog » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:19 pm
That's better than any law comic I found.
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by Army of GOD » Wed Apr 24, 2013 11:43 pm
I will be making monthly comics. It takes a while to come up with such good stuff.
Here's some of my previous work:
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by Haggis_McMutton » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:55 am
Those just reminded me of the hilarious breaking bad comics.
Possible Breaking Bad spoilers:
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by Haggis_McMutton » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:30 am
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by ender516 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:25 am
Amusing, but standard, loner-geek comic. Would Vader tolerate the impertinence of one who felt he could instruct the dark lord? Sheldon Cooper is right: physics encompasses all knowledge, but cannot explain everything (yet).
Haggis_McMutton
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by Haggis_McMutton » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:44 pm
ender516 wrote: Sheldon Cooper is right: physics encompasses all knowledge, but cannot explain everything (yet).
Physics is just applied math for people who need wimpy stuff like "real applications" for their abstractions. pffft
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by rdsrds2120 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:13 pm
Haggis_McMutton wrote: Physics is just applied math for people who need wimpy stuff like "real applications" for their abstractions. pffft
BMO
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by TA1LGUNN3R » Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:42 pm
Almost lost it as the arrow pointing to "multipass." -TG
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by ender516 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:12 pm
That was the one reference that went over my head.
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by 2dimes » Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:40 pm
Leeloo Dallas. The fifth element. It was a pretty good one. That was one of the best scenes.VIDEO
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by ender516 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:38 am
Ah, never saw that one. Thought about it when it was in theatres, but I don't make it out to many of those (more now than back then). Never got around to renting it, as no one else in my house would watch it.
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by 2dimes » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:49 am
I would recommend it. Chris Tucker is fairly spectacular in it. Most of the aliens are really cool.
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by KoolBak » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:15 am
Excellent movie....loved that goddess-girl (MULTIPASS!) lmao
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by BigBallinStalin » Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:39 am
It's one of the great Action films, ender. It's intentionally quirky, has some memorable (and odd) scenes, a fun setting/stage, some gender bending ("Leelu Dallas Multipass"), etc.
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by Army of GOD » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:28 pm
Ender is one of the four people on Earth that hasn't seen the Fifth Element. Welcome to the club Ender, you join a second year old baby, the Pope and some really poor Chinese guy.
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by ender516 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:27 pm
My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.
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by Army of GOD » Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:54 pm
ender516 wrote: My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.
Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?
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by ender516 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:52 pm
Army of GOD wrote: ender516 wrote: My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.
Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?
Yes, but I'm not sure that I'm not.
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by rdsrds2120 » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:13 am
ender516 wrote: Army of GOD wrote: ender516 wrote: My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.
Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?
Yes, but I'm not sure that I'm not.
I guess I'm an unknown, then. What's
The Fifth Element ? I'm too lazy to imdb.
BMO
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by Army of GOD » Sun Apr 28, 2013 12:23 am
ender516 wrote: Army of GOD wrote: ender516 wrote: My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.
Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?
Yes, but I'm not sure that I'm not.
Well, sometimes you just can't know these things.
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