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[bigimg]http://abstrusegoose.com/doublesecretarchives/schrodinger_miscalc3_parallel.png[/bigimg]

[bigimg]http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/mockumentary.png[/bigimg]

[bigimg]http://abstrusegoose.com/strips/all_you_zombies.png[/bigimg]

Also, new smbc:

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There will never be a tax-related comic because tax-related things are about as funny as FunkyTerrance who is about as funny as a poop-flavored lollipop.
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(best I could find, which should tell you all you need to know about tax comics)
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Army of GOD wrote:There will never be a tax-related comic because tax-related things are about as funny as FunkyTerrance who is about as funny as a poop-flavored lollipop.


What? f*ck you. There are tons of tax-related comics.
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thegreekdog wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:There will never be a tax-related comic because tax-related things are about as funny as FunkyTerrance who is about as funny as a poop-flavored lollipop.


What? f*ck you. There are tons of tax-related comics.


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That's better than any law comic I found.
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I will be making monthly comics. It takes a while to come up with such good stuff.

Here's some of my previous work:
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Those just reminded me of the hilarious breaking bad comics.

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  1. Amusing, but standard, loner-geek comic.
  2. Would Vader tolerate the impertinence of one who felt he could instruct the dark lord?
  3. Sheldon Cooper is right: physics encompasses all knowledge, but cannot explain everything (yet).
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ender516 wrote:Sheldon Cooper is right: physics encompasses all knowledge, but cannot explain everything (yet).


Physics is just applied math for people who need wimpy stuff like "real applications" for their abstractions. pffft

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Haggis_McMutton wrote:
Physics is just applied math for people who need wimpy stuff like "real applications" for their abstractions. pffft



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Almost lost it as the arrow pointing to "multipass."

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That was the one reference that went over my head.
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Leeloo Dallas. The fifth element.

It was a pretty good one. That was one of the best scenes.
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Ah, never saw that one. Thought about it when it was in theatres, but I don't make it out to many of those (more now than back then). Never got around to renting it, as no one else in my house would watch it.
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I would recommend it. Chris Tucker is fairly spectacular in it. Most of the aliens are really cool.
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Excellent movie....loved that goddess-girl (MULTIPASS!) lmao
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It's one of the great Action films, ender. It's intentionally quirky, has some memorable (and odd) scenes, a fun setting/stage, some gender bending ("Leelu Dallas Multipass"), etc.
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Ender is one of the four people on Earth that hasn't seen the Fifth Element. Welcome to the club Ender, you join a second year old baby, the Pope and some really poor Chinese guy.
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My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.
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ender516 wrote:My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.


Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?
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Army of GOD wrote:
ender516 wrote:My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.


Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?

Yes, but I'm not sure that I'm not.
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ender516 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
ender516 wrote:My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.


Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?

Yes, but I'm not sure that I'm not.


I guess I'm an unknown, then. What's The Fifth Element? I'm too lazy to imdb.

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ender516 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
ender516 wrote:My wife will be surprised to learn she has been elected Pope.


Are you sure she isn't a really poor chinese guy?

Yes, but I'm not sure that I'm not.

Well, sometimes you just can't know these things.

















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