Fort Hood Massacre

[Phatscotty]

promises to be even more better...

[BigBallinStalin]

The gunman himself was shot four times and was reported last night to be unconscious and on a ventilator in a nearby hospital

Spray him with pig's blood and pull the freakin' plug, then he can rot in hell where he belongs.

OH NO! But then we'd miss out on the entertaining trial and other following tid-bits of news!!

We should put this on pay-per-view. "Monday Night Reeeehabilitation!"

[Before the audience is the convicted man ruthlessly strung up on a iron gate by chains, and to his left and right are two sliding doors.]

Announcer: "This MAN standing in the corner has been charged with being a terrorist scumbag, and we don't like terrorist scumbags, do we??"

Audience: "NOOO!!!!"

"So what do we do with terrorist scumbags?!?"

"WE BURN THEM!!!!!!" [close-up scene of middle age man holding a beer and screaming BURN THEM as bits of hotdog and beer spittle fly out]

"That's right, ladies and gentlemen, let's unleash the hellfire!"

He slams down the red button of Justice, and the two automatic sliding doors each reveal one man holding a bucket of pig's blood and are equipped with military issue flamethrowers--ooOOo, ahhh, so shiny. They then ceremoniously walk towards the man and both arrive at the proper distance at the same time. Well-coordinated shit, right? This is PPV after all. They throw the pig's blood on him and then proceed with the torching. The terrorist scumbag is engulfed in flames as he shortly screams in agony but is soon heard no more. The applause signs flash, the crowd cheers, "This has been brought to you by Coors Light, Good Night."

[karel]

Maybe they should not let muslims into the military,if he did not want to go to war then he should of never went into the army.....Hope this jerk-off gets the death penalty

[Neoteny]

We haven't had a Muslim-bashing thread in a while. I'm glad this came up.

I'm also glad that we're better than these guys. Whoo! America!