Chuck Norris doesn't vote for presidents, he chooses from a list of applicants who want to be his assistant.
Santa Claus writes letters to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.
Michael Jackson turned pale when he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird
Chunk Norris died 20 years ago death just doesn't have the balls to tell him
Chuck Norris Facts
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lshicastr that is hilarious! (except for the gory ending) In soviet russia CASTLE COME TO YOU!
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris will be in the Expendables 2.
This is a 'fact' in the RL sense, in that it is a verifiable piece of information.
This is a 'fact' in the RL sense, in that it is a verifiable piece of information.
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