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Posted: **Fri May 20, 2011 4:21 pm**

Chuck Norris doesn't vote for presidents, he chooses from a list of applicants who want to be his assistant.

Santa Claus writes letters to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't lick postage stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Michael Jackson turned pale when he saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris killed 2 stones with 1 bird

Chunk Norris died 20 years ago death just doesn't have the balls to tell him

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Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2012 11:50 am**

BigBallinStalin wrote:

lshicastr that is hilarious! (except for the gory ending) In soviet russia CASTLE COME TO YOU!

Posted: **Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:57 pm**

Chuck Norris will be in the Expendables 2.

This is a 'fact' in the RL sense, in that it is a verifiable piece of information.

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