Conquer Club

Is it longer than it is wide?

yup.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.

Is it a stun gun/baton?

no.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.
14) It is not a stun gun/baton.

Is it a registered weapon? (by the govt.)

i think so.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.
14) It is not a stun gun/baton.
15) It is a registered government weapon.

Hitman079 wrote:i think so.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It does not smell like a fart.
3) It is not edible.
4) It is not a common household item
5) It is not bigger than a cat.
6) Yes, it was created by humans.
7) It is not electronic.
Some are made out of plastic, some not.
9) It is not a dildo.
10) Most people do not carry them, but some do.
11) It is a sort of weapon.
12) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
13) It is longer than it is wide.
14) It is not a stun gun/baton.
15) It is a registered government weapon.

i dont think silly questions like "is it a dildo" or "does it smell like a fart" should be acknowledged. It's like penalizing the people who take the game seriously

um, why isnt the questions next to the answers?

i think the answers suffice.
roger that, Kid A.
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It is not edible.
3) It is not a common household item
4) It is not bigger than a cat.
5) Yes, it was created by humans.
6) It is not electronic.
7)Some are made out of plastic, some not.
Most people do not carry them, but some do.
9) It is a sort of weapon.
10) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
11) It is longer than it is wide.
12) It is not a stun gun/baton.
13) It is a registered government weapon.

well its a weapon and its longer than it is wide. can be plastic. I was going to guess the obvious "knife" but its NOT a common household item. And its a government registered weapon. interesting.
You said that it cant be too specific. So its not like some special deer hunters knife with an 8 inch blade and the wooden grip. its something everyone knows yes?

it is generic, trust me

is it a SWISS ARMY KNIFE?

no. (for #7 i'm not really sure if some can be made from plastic)
1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It is not edible.
3) It is not a common household item
4) It is not bigger than a cat.
5) Yes, it was created by humans.
6) It is not electronic.
7)Some are made out of plastic, some not.
Most people do not carry them, but some do.
9) It is a sort of weapon.
10) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
11) It is longer than it is wide.
12) It is not a stun gun/baton.
13) It is a registered government weapon.
14) It is not a Swiss army knife.

Is it a sharp object?

Does it have moving parts?

1) It is not alive (it is not organic).
2) It is not edible.
3) It is not a common household item
4) It is not bigger than a cat.
5) Yes, it was created by humans.
6) It is not electronic.
7)Some are made out of plastic, some not.
Most people do not carry them, but some do.
9) It is a sort of weapon.
10) It does not have the same or similar name to a medieval weapon.
11) It is longer than it is wide.
12) It is not a stun gun/baton.
13) It is a registered government weapon.
14) It is not a Swiss army knife.
15) It does not have moving parts.
16) Some maybe sharpish, but most are blunt.

Is it an axe?

A sledge hammer?

is it a bomb.

is it a bludgeon?

a parasite or bacterium or virus

oh wait yeah, that would be organic.

Is it a grenade?

hopefully one of those is right because we just ran out of questions

is it a sword