Pirate Ninja's

[trapyoung]

Update - I will submit PeterClem as a new member to the e-ticket, but Dancing Mustard, you need at least 1 active game to join a usergroup, dust off BOB and CM, it's time to get serious for your pingga'z

[Dancing Mustard]

Cool, I'll go join a 1v1 and deadbeat for a few days...


It'll be almost like I'm stealing time from somebody, and that is how PiNinjas roll.


Anyway, get that App sent pronto, I only have 72 hours of permitted deadbeating left!

[trapyoung]

Conquer Club, prepare to quiver with fear. The Pinja'z are here.
Still accepting members, resumes should include all relevant pirate and ninja experience as well as hobbies. Looking for skilled wood craftsmen, high demand for peg legs, low supply.

[william18]

I can forcefully make someone fall asleep(without the use of sleeping pills ).

I know a few tricks to dispatch greedy rival pirates that try and take the loot that you killed the captian for and more!

[daydream]

i would like to join because i am an awesome pirate ninja, here is my cred:

i am so pirate that i not only have two wood legs, but also two wood arms. i am also the reason why some people referr to penises as "woody"s. however i am also very versed in the ancient ninja skills of origami (folding paper animals) and ikebana (arranging flowers).

[whitestazn88]

i dunno if it's ninja, but i like participating in IKEA-STRAVAGANZA

[Smokingdude420]

i like to play the game Tenchu and i liked the movie Pirates of the Caribbean does that count?

[fwblb]

I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.


Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot

[whitestazn88]

the only qualification fwblb needs is her great wenching skills

[gcwca_4_life]

Captain Trap...

I am dismayed that I wasn't added to the list of clan members. I can understand that there may be a little hesitation on your part. Admitting a Clemenza would take time and consideration.

A few facts regarding the weakness of my application to deliberate over... Please consider the associated counterpoint as well.

FACT: I have no ninja skills. I have never taken a class. I have never entered a dojo. I have no sensei. When it comes to stealth, you will likely smell my presence first. As you might imagine, that would compromise my stealth rather quickly.

COUNTERPOINT: I would really like to have the carnal knowledge of several Asian women at the same time. While it may be assumed that these women would be prostitutes, I contend that I have the ability to bag my own.

FACT:I have crabs. All shapes and sizes. I contracted them from ever barmaid from the West Indies to the Mayan Coast of Mexico. There's nothing we can do about them, I'll just be sure to keep my linens separate.

COUNTERPOINT: I know how to sail. Nobody that has heretofore joined the clan has said they knew how to hoist the mainsail and tighten the jib. A ship full of ninja-pirates would be well served to have a good mate on board.

FACT: I love citrus, thus I be practically scurvy proof.

COUNTERPOINT: I have an uncanny knack for carving peglegs out of driftwood.

I understand that this application has its shortcomings. Please consider it though, and perhaps you'll find that there is more to be gained from my admission then to be lost.

Sincerely,
Peter Clemenza

PS: Grimreaper said I didn't have enough cred to be in the martial arts clan. Please give me a home where I am understood and valued.

peterclem, your reasoning flows eloquently and swiftly like a shuriken flying through the air while it also possesses the drunken thought process of a pirate scorned. welcome aboard yee scurvy scallywag!

gwca_4_life, we've been looking for an able bodied young lass to stab our enemies through their hearts & left eye sockets with a sharpened cannon, any interest?

tell me who to stab..
and we need someone to suggest a smiley that looks like a Pirate Ninja...
have it pull out it's sword in chat and stab people...
then i stab them more...

[owenshooter]

I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.


Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot

she showed her boobs to get into the BpB... enough said.-0

[Dancing Mustard]

Don't you wish your girlfriend was BUMP like me?

[fwblb]

I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.


Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot

she showed her boobs to get into the BpB... enough said.-0

in your dreams...

[Smokingdude420]

[whitestazn88]

I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.


Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot

she showed her boobs to get into the BpB... enough said.-0

in your dreams...

i dunno if she showed them to get into bpb, but i know owen has some pictures of her rack... he's shown me

[fwblb]

I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.


Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot

she showed her boobs to get into the BpB... enough said.-0

in your dreams...

i dunno if she showed them to get into bpb, but i know owen has some pictures of her rack... he's shown me

no, no, no...you need to find your way back to reality, you are living in a fantasy. but, you know, so long as it keeps you happy.

[poptartpsycho18]

I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.


Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot

OH MY GAWD! You have to let her in! She has a Pirate Ninja Cat!!! So that would make a Pirate Ninja Parrot, a Pirate Ninja Panda and a Pirate Ninja Cat. We almost have our own zoo and that would totally piss off Griper if we not only got started before him but had a zoo too! So we have not only more members, but we have almost enough animals to start ANOTHER clan before his ass.

[Juan_Bottom]

[PeterClemenza]

Thanks for admitting me into the clan... This may be the greatest clan for pirate-ninjas.... I suggest it to all...