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).trapyoung wrote:PeterClemenza wrote:Captain Trap...
I am dismayed that I wasn't added to the list of clan members. I can understand that there may be a little hesitation on your part. Admitting a Clemenza would take time and consideration.
A few facts regarding the weakness of my application to deliberate over... Please consider the associated counterpoint as well.
FACT: I have no ninja skills. I have never taken a class. I have never entered a dojo. I have no sensei. When it comes to stealth, you will likely smell my presence first. As you might imagine, that would compromise my stealth rather quickly.
COUNTERPOINT: I would really like to have the carnal knowledge of several Asian women at the same time. While it may be assumed that these women would be prostitutes, I contend that I have the ability to bag my own.
FACT:I have crabs. All shapes and sizes. I contracted them from ever barmaid from the West Indies to the Mayan Coast of Mexico. There's nothing we can do about them, I'll just be sure to keep my linens separate.
COUNTERPOINT: I know how to sail. Nobody that has heretofore joined the clan has said they knew how to hoist the mainsail and tighten the jib. A ship full of ninja-pirates would be well served to have a good mate on board.
FACT: I love citrus, thus I be practically scurvy proof.
COUNTERPOINT: I have an uncanny knack for carving peglegs out of driftwood.
I understand that this application has its shortcomings. Please consider it though, and perhaps you'll find that there is more to be gained from my admission then to be lost.
Sincerely,
Peter Clemenza
PS: Grimreaper said I didn't have enough cred to be in the martial arts clan. Please give me a home where I am understood and valued.
peterclem, your reasoning flows eloquently and swiftly like a shuriken flying through the air while it also possesses the drunken thought process of a pirate scorned. welcome aboard yee scurvy scallywag!
gwca_4_life, we've been looking for an able bodied young lass to stab our enemies through their hearts & left eye sockets with a sharpened cannon, any interest?
fwblb wrote:I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.
Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot
owenshooter wrote:fwblb wrote:I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.
Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot
she showed her boobs to get into the BpB... enough said.-0
fwblb wrote:owenshooter wrote:fwblb wrote:I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.
Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot
she showed her boobs to get into the BpB... enough said.-0
in your dreams...
whitestazn88 wrote:fwblb wrote:owenshooter wrote:fwblb wrote:I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.
Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot
she showed her boobs to get into the BpB... enough said.-0
in your dreams...
i dunno if she showed them to get into bpb, but i know owen has some pictures of her rack... he's shown me
fwblb wrote:I would like to submit my application to be a part of the Pirate Ninja Clan. Here are a list of my qualifications:
1. I have found 15 cents (and they were OLD coins), 5 rusty nails, and an old hinge while digging holes in my backyard (practice for burying loot).
2. I can do a cartwheel while holding an unopened can of beer and not spill it!
3. I cannot do a cartwheel holding an open can of beer because I already drank it - its not worth the wait or risk.
4. I have a 3-legged cat who used to have a peg leg, unfortunately it broke.
5. My 3 legged cat is part Asian Leopard Cat - aha - Asian/Ninjas...3 legs...PIRATE NINJA CAT.
6. Captain Feathersword is one of my favorites.
7. Pirates dress super cool - I want to be like that.
8. My son used to be enrolled at a martial arts school, but he dropped out. I read while he practiced but I WAS in the building.
Can I get in?
HI-YARRR!!!
Filthy Wench Buries Loot
