Conquer Club

Tired of blaming the dice all the time.
try something new

'my mum/wife/husband/dad was nagging me to do some house work so i rushed my turns'
'my kid was crying so i ended my turn without thinking of the conciquences.'
'I have a banging head ache so i started my turn and gave all my units to a territory in the corner.'
'my modem crashed so I had to go round to my friends and pretend to read my e-mail while playing on conquer club'

add your own here:

My girlfriend was sick of me always ignoring her so she logged into my account and did badly on purpose.

I swear.

'My sister asked out a boy who my other sister liked she thought it was her account and put all the units in the corner'

Grim I like yours it's good.