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Fucking Scrabble...

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So there I was, just past the half-way point in a Scrabble game with my dad and step-mom, with a good 16 point lead at the end of the round. I had just scored a nice 30 pointer (thank God "Oy" was in the Official Scrabble Dictionary) and though I was wearing a poker face, I was masturbating inside my head.

Then...it hit me:

I HAD 7 GOD DAMNED VOWELS IN MY HAND. 2 As, 4 Is and a U. But, since I had a nice lead, I could trade them in, right?

f*ck NO.

I traded in all but one of each vowel...and guess what I got back. 2 As, an I and a fucking Q. A FUCKING Q.

So I'm forced to trade in again, because I couldn't get more than like 5 points and could only use one of my letters anyway. So, I get pretty good letters...minus a FUCKING Z. A FUCKING Z AND A FUCKING Q.

FUCKING SCRABBLE!!!!!!
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Army of GOD wrote:So there I was, just past the half-way point in a Scrabble game with my dad and step-mom, with a good 16 point lead at the end of the round. I had just scored a nice 30 pointer (thank God "Oy" was in the Official Scrabble Dictionary) and though I was wearing a poker face, I was masturbating inside my head.

Then...it hit me:

I HAD 7 GOD DAMNED VOWELS IN MY HAND. 2 As, 4 Is and a U. But, since I had a nice lead, I could trade them in, right?

f*ck NO.

I traded in all but one of each vowel...and guess what I got back. 2 As, an I and a fucking Q. A FUCKING Q.

So I'm forced to trade in again, because I couldn't get more than like 5 points and could only use one of my letters anyway. So, I get pretty good letters...minus a FUCKING Z. A FUCKING Z AND A FUCKING Q.

FUCKING SCRABBLE!!!!!!


Have you still got the U and I???
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Qat
Qoph
Qi (allowed in some, not sure about your version.. a version of "Chi")
etc.
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PLAYER57832 wrote:Qat
Qoph
Qi (allowed in some, not sure about your version.. a version of "Chi")
etc.


Never seen Qi not allowed. Awesome word to know.
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InkL0sed wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:Qat
Qoph
Qi (allowed in some, not sure about your version.. a version of "Chi")
etc.


Never seen Qi not allowed. Awesome word to know.

Its in Merriam Webster dictionary, but is dissallowed in many Scrabble versions. If anyone asks, its one spelling of the word for the "energy force" referred to in some martial arts, some eastern religions, etc. (don't quote me, look it up, but that is the general concept).
Welsh has provided us with a few nice "no vowels" options, too.
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InkL0sed wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:Qat
Qoph
Qi (allowed in some, not sure about your version.. a version of "Chi")
etc.


Never seen Qi not allowed. Awesome word to know.


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I lose scrabble against CD nearly 75% of the time. Only luck and strategic use of my more limited vocabulary allows me to sneak the occasional win.

I lose boggle against her 100% of the time. I think she has a better chance of beating me in a speed freestyle game on World. Its very humbling.
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"q" and "z" are awesome letters, total game breakers if you're in the right position, i had an "x" once, placed it on a triple letter square intersecting an "a" and an "i", 50 pts for 1 letter (ax and xi)

also I got a 56 pt recently with quilts by abusing the triple word score

anyone else find the game is not as much about coming up with good words but rather figuring out the best way to abuse/block the bonuses
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How about "MADE," that should work.
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madeinchinain85 wrote:"q" and "z" are awesome letters, total game breakers if you're in the right position, i had an "x" once, placed it on a triple letter square intersecting an "a" and an "i", 50 pts for 1 letter (ax and xi)

also I got a 56 pt recently with quilts by abusing the triple word score

anyone else find the game is not as much about coming up with good words but rather figuring out the best way to abuse/block the bonuses

please, quiz on the triple word score, zax, better yet, equinox on triple word (with the using all your letters bonus).

But no, I am not bragging. I usually lose against good players.
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Part of the strategy of scrabble is to keep a healthy rack. You should put down words to get rid of tricky letters as much as going for points.
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PLAYER57832 wrote:Qat
Qoph
Qi (allowed in some, not sure about your version.. a version of "Chi")
etc.


Qi IS NOT allowed in our version (the third).


And yea, I've learned that the two most important things are:

1. Knowing how and when to use the bonuses
2. Knowing those cheesy words

Words like oy, ai, id, do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do and the sharps/flats of those and all of the spellings of the letters of the alphabet. THAT is the key to winning.
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some more "Q" words
Faqir
Sheqel
Sheqalim
Tranq
qanat
qindar
qwerty
qindarka
maqui
umiaq
buqsha
qaid
toque

And here's a few other interesting ones

etesian
oolites
isatine
jiao
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Tiggy D Amour wrote:Part of the strategy of scrabble is to keep a healthy rack.


That can often lead to success in a great many games....some better than others.
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My greatest scrabble triumph was playing the word "zouave" on a triple-word while completing two other words too. Dtails escape me, it was a long while ago.

And the welsh word "Cwm" fora corrie is in most dictionaries.
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Words beginning with L:

laager
lab
labarum
label
labella
labia
labile
labiodental
labiovelar
lablab
labor
labral

I will continue if you like!
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Tiggy D Amour wrote:Part of the strategy of scrabble is to keep a healthy rack. You should put down words to get rid of tricky letters as much as going for points.



gah, can't...contain...anymore....


YOUR MOM HAS A HEALTHY RACK!


*sigh* I feel better now...
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