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If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:47 pm
by saxitoxin
I've put the things most frequently wished for in the poll, however, feel free to suggest your own.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:51 pm
by Phatscotty
I wish for 100 more wishes
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:53 pm
by saxitoxin
Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:54 pm
by Timminz
I want an Astin Martin DB9.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:54 pm
by Army of GOD
saxitoxin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic
I'd with for a magical fairy that grants me an infinite amount of wishes
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:55 pm
by saxitoxin
Listen, if you guys aren't going to take this thread seriously I'm going to ask the Valued Mods to shut it down.
THANK YOU
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:57 pm
by Timminz
Cool! So, when do I get my Aston?
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:59 pm
by Army of GOD
I'd wish to go back in time to right before saxi's conception, then I'd kill his father and f*ck his mother, thus becoming his dad.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:01 pm
by Serbia
PLEASE STAY ON TOPIC.
saxi, thank you for making this poll. I think you know what I voted for.
When were you inviting me to your summer home Hun? I'm getting antsy for it.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 9:37 pm
by Victor Sullivan
I'd wish that whatever I say comes true. BAM, loophole.
-Sully
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:04 pm
by The Bison King
For Osama Bin Laden to die... aw damn it.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:27 pm
by rdsrds2120
I wish I knew...
-rd
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:35 pm
by whitestazn88
The Bison King wrote:For Osama Bin Laden to die... aw damn it.
I was gonna make that joke... edit your post dog.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 1:40 am
by natty dread
I want my kitten being born as a kitten and grow into an adult kitten.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:50 am
by Aradhus
For saxitoxin to stop being a dickhead to me.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 2:45 pm
by shieldgenerator7
yeah, I'd wish for a main coon cat with fluffy hair and that was a good hunter. Or maybe just world peace.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:25 pm
by rdsrds2120
shieldgenerator7 wrote:yeah, I'd wish for a main coon cat with fluffy hair and that was a good hunter. Or maybe just world peace.
Yeah, and I'll take mine with butter.
-rd
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:27 pm
by Phatscotty
saxitoxin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:43 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Phatscotty wrote:saxitoxin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.
HMM....
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:53 pm
by Phatscotty
BigBallinStalin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:saxitoxin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:I wish for 100 more wishes
be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.
HMM....
Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:02 pm
by jonesthecurl
Do you also wish you were made out of spagetti?
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:06 pm
by 2dimes
Phatscotty wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:saxitoxin wrote:be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.
HMM....
Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.
I had that but it didn't work. Everyone could see the parka, scarf, touque, snowpants and heavy boots trying to go into the women's gym change room.
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:11 pm
by General Brock II
So, the thing I wish for, of course, is to be made Admiral of the Fleet of the British Navy... nothing to extravagant, for I'm a modest man.

It'd be also satisfying if the Regiment were to beat the Legion or TOFU.

Why would anybody want a carnivorous tree?
Why a value meal at McDonalds? Why not something a little more satisfying?

Big Mac!
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:14 pm
by Phatscotty
2dimes wrote:Phatscotty wrote:BigBallinStalin wrote:Phatscotty wrote:saxitoxin wrote:be realistic
I wish I could be invisible on command.
That's also the number one wish of rapists, stalkers, and serial killers.
HMM....
Not when you combine it with wishing for flight capabilities on command.
I had that but it didn't work. Everyone could see the parka, scarf, touque, snowpants and heavy boots trying to go into the women's gym change room.
Yeah but like BBS said I'd be naked already
Re: If you could have any wish what would it be?
Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 4:32 pm
by BigBallinStalin
lol, nice