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The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:56 pm
by CreepersWiener
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“I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful. You are already clean because of the word I have spoken to you. Remain in me, as I also remain in you. No branch can bear fruit by itself; it must remain in the vine. Neither can you bear fruit unless you remain in me.

“I am the vine; you are the branches. If you remain in me and I in you, you will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing. If you do not remain in me, you are like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned.If you remain in me and my words remain in you, ask whatever you wish, and it will be done for you.This is to my Father’s glory, that you bear much fruit, showing yourselves to be my disciples.

“As the Father has loved me, so have I loved you. Now remain in my love. If you keep my commands, you will remain in my love, just as I have kept my Father’s commands and remain in his love. I have told you this so that my joy may be in you and that your joy may be complete. My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. You are my friends if you do what I command. I no longer call you servants, because a servant does not know his master’s business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you. You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you so that you might go and bear fruit—fruit that will last—and so that whatever you ask in my name the Father will give you.This is my command:
Love each other.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:03 pm
by rdsrds2120
Well, that's refreshing, and I'm apatheist!

-rd

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:04 pm
by Army of GOD
Jesus wrote:Screw you guys, I'm going home

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:06 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Why the passage?

-Sully

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:06 pm
by BigBallinStalin
"Apatheist" is a cute, warm and fuzzy term for those who can't accept the fact that they are atheists.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:06 pm
by Victor Sullivan
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Apatheist" is a cute, warm and fuzzy term for those who can't accept the fact that they are atheists.

:lol:

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:08 pm
by rdsrds2120
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Apatheist" is a cute, warm and fuzzy term for those who can't accept the fact that they are atheists.


No, not really. It's moreof like a neutral athiest. I'm not actively going around saying "THERE'S NO GOD", I'm just hunky dory the way things are. The proving of or disproving of any God would have no effect on me. Slight technical difference ;D

-rd

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:13 pm
by the.killing.44
You're an agnostic. Apatheist is not a word. Kindly stop now.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:14 pm
by BigBallinStalin
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Apatheist" is a cute, warm and fuzzy term for those who can't accept the fact that they are atheists.


No, not really. It's moreof like a neutral athiest. I'm not actively going around saying "THERE'S NO GOD", I'm just hunky dory the way things are. The proving of or disproving of any God would have no effect on me. Slight technical difference ;D

-rd


Thank you for admitting that you are an atheist.

Atheism doesn't classify those who try to disprove some deity--that's the hardcore atheists' job. Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:14 pm
by Victor Sullivan
the.killing.44 wrote:You're an agnostic. Apatheist is not a word. Kindly stop now.

Someone needs a chill pill. You need to take ibuprofin for this headache of a post!

Burn?

-Sully

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:16 pm
by BigBallinStalin
Victor Sullivan wrote:
the.killing.44 wrote:You're an agnostic. Apatheist is not a word. Kindly stop now.

Someone needs a chill pill. You need to take ibuprofin for this headache of a post!

Burn?

-Sully




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Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:31 pm
by Army of GOD
Who invited Victor Sullivan to this thread?

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:59 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Army of GOD wrote:Who invited Victor Sullivan to this thread?

Your back door's open.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:01 pm
by Metsfanmax
CreepersWiener wrote:If you do not remain in me, you are like a branch that is thrown away and withers; such branches are picked up, thrown into the fire and burned.


BURN THE INFIDELS!

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:07 pm
by rdsrds2120
BigBallinStalin wrote:
rdsrds2120 wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:"Apatheist" is a cute, warm and fuzzy term for those who can't accept the fact that they are atheists.


No, not really. It's moreof like a neutral athiest. I'm not actively going around saying "THERE'S NO GOD", I'm just hunky dory the way things are. The proving of or disproving of any God would have no effect on me. Slight technical difference ;D

-rd


Thank you for admitting that you are an atheist.

Atheism doesn't classify those who try to disprove some deity--that's the hardcore atheists' job. Atheists just don't believe that deities exist.


Thank the square for admitting it's a rectangle. Apatheist is a portmanteau of apathy and atheiem/theism. While you may be TECHNICALLY correct, they're different. We call squares squares, not rectangles.

I realize this post may be entirely unintelligible, and I may completely agree with you in he morning, but bare with me, it's 12:07 AM. Carry on.

-rd

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:15 pm
by Army of GOD
Sorry rds, but don't harm the name of apatheists any further. Apatheism isn't a neutral atheist (or "like" one, anyway). It is a complete and utter "I don't give a shit", "I don't care if there is a god/gods/FSM/Pink Unicorn", etc.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:21 pm
by rdsrds2120
Army of GOD wrote:Sorry rds, but don't harm the name of apatheists any further. Apatheism isn't a neutral atheist (or "like" one, anyway). It is a complete and utter "I don't give a shit", "I don't care if there is a god/gods/FSM/Pink Unicorn", etc.


Ehhh. That's what I'd call a neutral athiest, as atheists seem to cling to the FSM and Invisible Pink Unicorn. Maybe neutral wasn't the right word for it, then :-k

Dammit, that doesn't make sense. I'm going to bed. Seeya later on this one :lol:

-rd

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:23 pm
by Army of GOD
rdsrds2120 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Sorry rds, but don't harm the name of apatheists any further. Apatheism isn't a neutral atheist (or "like" one, anyway). It is a complete and utter "I don't give a shit", "I don't care if there is a god/gods/FSM/Pink Unicorn", etc.


Ehhh. That's what I'd call a neutral athiest, as atheists seem to cling to the FSM and Invisible Pink Unicorn. Maybe neutral wasn't the right word for it, then :-k


I also said "god/gods" right before it, so I'm not really sure where you're going with this. And yes, I'm responding to your post despite you saying to dismiss it because you're too tired.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 11:25 pm
by rdsrds2120
Army of GOD wrote: And yes, I'm responding to your post despite you saying to dismiss it because you're too tired.


It's alright. I'd do the same.

-rd

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 1:54 am
by natty dread
I'm getting all tried about the "atheist-vs-agnostic" argument.

FFS if someone wants to call himself agnostic or apatheist or pantheist just let them! Who gives a f*ck.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 2:18 am
by Army of GOD
natty_dread wrote:I'm getting all tried about the "atheist-vs-agnostic" argument.

FFS if someone wants to call himself agnostic or apatheist or pantheist just let them! Who gives a f*ck.


God damn pantheists with their worshiping of leggings and such.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 2:20 am
by BigBallinStalin
natty_dread wrote:I'm getting all tried about the "atheist-vs-agnostic" argument.

FFS if someone wants to call himself agnostic or apatheist or pantheist just let them! Who gives a f*ck.


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Excuse me? Did you say something?

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 3:06 am
by john9blue
htf did this turn into another "what is atheism" thread? we already had this discussion, atheists like to use one definition of atheism, and people who use dictionaries like to use a different definition.

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:01 am
by natty dread
BigBallinStalin wrote:Image


WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG

Re: The Words of Jesus Christ

Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 4:47 am
by CreepersWiener
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“When evening comes, you say, ‘It will be fair weather, for the sky is red,’ and in the morning, ‘Today it will be stormy, for the sky is red and overcast.’ You know how to interpret the appearance of the sky, but you cannot interpret the signs of the times. A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm81bdAp ... re=related