Conquer Club

This is the Third Round Challenge of the ACC between BoFM and ++The Legion++ This is a public thread, so feel free to post.

BoFM (Brethren of the Fat Mermaid) vs. ++The Legion++

5 Singles Bouts (each best-of-4) - each bout worth 1 point (total 10% of the scoring)
6 Doubles Games - each also worth 1 point (total 10% of the scoring)
10 Trips - each worth 2 points (total 40% of the scoring)
10 Quads- each also worth 2 points (total 40% of the scoring)

51 points available in total

BoFM Cotact {Brethren of the Fat Mermaid} - [player]BoganGod[/player]
LEG Contact (++The Legion++) - [player]chemefreak[/player]

FOW Courtesy Rule is assumed for this tournament (unless otherwise agreed).

[spoiler=Singles Series]Series 1: Game 10019439, Game 10019445, Game 10019446, Game 10019448 Tie
Series 2: Game 10019478, Game 10019481, Game 10019482, Game 10019488 BFM +1
Series 3: Game 10019514, Game 10019521, Game 10019522, Game 10019524 LEG +1
Series 4: Game 10019553, Game 10019559, Game 10019563, Game 10019570 LEG +1
Series 5: Game 10019624, Game 10019625, Game 10019628, Game 10019629 Tie[/spoiler]
[spoiler=BoFM Home]Will appear here.

Doubles
Rail Australia (e,c,s) Game 10006262 BFM +1
Draknor (e,c,f) Game 10006292 BFM +1
Celtic Nations (e,c,s) Game 10006303 BFM +1
Triples
Discworld (n,u,s) Game 10006310 BFM +2
Stalingrad (n,c,f) Game 10006322 LEG +2
Bamboo jack (n,c,f) Game 10006329 BFM +2
KOM (e,c,s) Game 10006332 BFM +2
Forbidden City (e,c,f) Game 10006339 LEG +2
Quads
Waterloo (n,c,f) Game 10006353 LEG +2
Conquerman (n,u,s) Game 10006356
Solar System (e,c,s) Game 10006360 BFM +2
D-Day (e,c,s) Game 10006365 BFM +2
NYC (e,c,s) Game 10006367 BFM +2[/spoiler]
[spoiler=LEG Home]Doubles
AOR 3 (N,C,F) – Game 9998684 LEG +1
Lunar War (E,C,F) – Game 9998686 LEG +1
Route 66 (E,C,F) – Game 9998689 LEG +1

Triples
Lunar War (E,C,F) – Game 9998693 LEG +2
Forbidden City (N,C,F) – Game 9998696 BFM +2
Poison Rome (N,C,F) – Game 9998697 BFM +2
Pearl Harbor (F,C,S) – Game 9998700 BFM +2
WWII Poland (E,C,F) – Game 9998701 LEG +2

Quads
Conquer Man (N,C,F) – Game 9998702
Poison Rome (N,C,F) – Game 9998703 LEG +2
Forbidden City (N,C,F) – Game 9998704 BFM +2
WWII Poland (E,C,F) – Game 9998705 BFM +2
Pearl Harbor (F,C,S) – Game 9998706 BFM +2[/spoiler]

Tiebreaker - if necessary -Game 10006068



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[spoiler=BoFM Player List]
Game Load from Home games and 1 v 1s (max 9):
burninchaoz - 3
GallantPellham - 4
kevlove102 - 2
BoganGod - 9
GallantPellham - 3
B==D Boner Donor
donny the bull
Genoke - 7
Darknessfollows - 4
queen_iris - 4
DJ Teflon - 7
Draq - 7
Ryno99 - 6
babagonosh - 5
MrPanzerGeneral
sirron - 3
morleyjoe - 4
Crash_22 - 3
anonymus - 4
M.K.C88-90 - 3
nick_la_trique
Linksniper
Sgt.Bobo - 2
SupremeRebel - 2

(1 game/series unless otherwise specified)

(N.B. A 1 v 1 series counts as 1 game)
(N.B.2. The tiee-breaker does not count towards players' game count)[/spoiler]

[spoiler=LEG Player List]Will appear here.[/spoiler]

Added a few more plus signs Good luck fat fishy fuckers. I think I remember what maps not to use...cricket comes to mind...

Time for vengeance.. you dirty sea monkey, camel humping scallywags!

Culs De Sac wrote:Time for vengeance.. you dirty sea monkey, camel humping scallywags!

You say the sweetest things culs, thats why your my favourite portueguese rooster fluffer.

I hear Legion refers to the amount of veneral diseases per clan member, including the only documented human case of porcine HIV.(snowgun was boasting about his world first last time he had a few drinks)

Should be a good rematch, won't suggest that we keep things above the belt, know there is no hope in hell of that happening. Might I just suggest that we limit our fetish smack talk to things that are legal somewhere in the world. No use mentioning subjective things such as ethics, taste, morality, class, sophistication. Moral turpitude manifest coming your way loyal readers.

Everything is legal somewhere in the World.. If a man can marry his animal, if a cultural group can eat what we consider a pet, if governments still burn crops to maintain profits, and someone is still petitioning for hungry people across the world... then im sure no one will mind the amount of drunken orgy buffoonery that occurs on your ship.. Who am I to judge.. I just live and let live... As long as the pubic hairs dont reach the soup.. I say carry on!

Culs De Sac wrote:Everything is legal somewhere in the World.. If a man can marry his animal, if a cultural group can eat what we consider a pet, if governments still burn crops to maintain profits, and someone is still petitioning for hungry people across the world... then im sure no one will mind the amount of drunken orgy buffoonery that occurs on your ship.. Who am I to judge.. I just live and let live... As long as the pubic hairs dont reach the soup.. I say carry on!

Wow. So eloquent.

Culs De Sac wrote:Everything is legal somewhere in the World.. If a man can marry his animal, if a cultural group can eat what we consider a pet, if governments still burn crops to maintain profits, and someone is still petitioning for hungry people across the world... then im sure no one will mind the amount of drunken orgy buffoonery that occurs on your ship.. Who am I to judge.. I just live and let live... As long as the pubic hairs dont reach the soup.. I say carry on!

If they reach the soup, plait them, and use them to stir said soup..... Eating pets rocks, if the food had a face, and a name tastes oh so much better

so finally i found this thread.. though i just warn you until the weekend (or any evening/lunch) when i become drunk and obnoxious..

until then here is a pic from my 1v1-bout with lindax.. im the one in a dress obviously (duh, i live in berlin ffs).




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A few of the 1v1 series are over.. so its 1-1-1..

Game 9998693 Legion Trips win

hello chemefreak and other members of The Legion.

been The Pack's Unofficial Minister of Communication and Propaganda, i have come to deliver an Unofficial declaration of War!
it would be wonderful if you guys and girls could be our tenth clan war victory, it will help us prepare for a top five challenge.

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or we could just jump to a top 5 clan and wage war with Brethren of the Fat Mermaid

Since the OP hasn't been updated yet.. Here are the results so far.

Singles:
Legion = 2 wins
BoFM = 1 Win
Ties = 2

Doubles:
Legion = 3 wins
BoFM = 3 Wins

Triples:
Legion = 2 wins ( 2pts each)
BoFM = 4 Wins (2pts each)

Quads:
BoFM = 1 Win (2pts each)

Hence Current Score:
14-(2)-9 in favor of BoFM

I think that if you won all four of your singles games you should get 2 points. Just sayin.

I swear I am sick of you Mermaids! The ACC and the RST...what are the odds of that happening? Also, we seem to be trying to overcome your voodoo...to no avail. At least you are fun to play against...losing, not so much, but the games are fun

chemefreak wrote:I swear I am sick of you Mermaids! The ACC and the RST...what are the odds of that happening? Also, we seem to be trying to overcome your voodoo...to no avail. At least you are fun to play against...losing, not so much, but the games are fun

Games are fun, banter is fun. I swear freaky boy, the chemicals your on, make you almost as much of a drama queen as culs. Looking pretty close in my book, though I'm the village idiot when it comes to judging outcomes.

On a lighter note, between Snowgun and culs, the goat learns an entire new sexual skill set each time we face off. Teaching the goat to spell welsh place names in sanskrit with her tongue, whilst getting in some BJ practise + super strength peppermints + new cats eye contact lenses. culs, hats off to you buddy.

Am thinking of opening an e-ticket. Requesting a special contributation medal for culs. - For furthering the causes of perversity, depravity and inter species mutual molestation. For reaching the heights of truly low behaviour. For doing in public with ones privates, what no one else would do in private with someone elses privates. Culs deserves a medal, then a visit to a special house with thick padded walls.

love you culs,

ps Goat wants your cheap arse to buy 2pairs of stockings, she feels like your having a sick little fantasy that she is a double amputee.

Congrats mermen.. there are 4 games that have not been tallied giving you 28 points, the victory, and on to the next round.. Best of Luck.. Thanks for the challenge

Thanks Legion - it has been fun

Thanks again to the legion. We got lucky.

BoganGod wrote:Thanks again to the legion. We got lucky.

Nope, you guys played great. Congrats and good luck in later rounds.

chemefreak wrote:

BoganGod wrote:Thanks again to the legion. We got lucky.

Nope, you guys played great. Congrats and good luck in later rounds.

thanks.. like they say.. third times a charm.. or wait.. ehrr.. never mind

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Awaiting the end of two conquerman quads. Looks like being 1 each way. Well played again Legion. Bloody close. We have culs and his bad dice to thank once more me thinks. Thank you culs

BoganGod wrote:Awaiting the end of two conquerman quads. Looks like being 1 each way. Well played again Legion. Bloody close. We have culs and his bad dice to thank once more me thinks. Thank you culs

i was drugged..and my die were swaped out.. damn pirates swindled me again

Moved to completed. No medals issued.