Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- squishyg

[safariguy5]

For the 59th edition of the Dispatch, BPB member and Entertainment Mod [player]squishyg[/player] will be interviewed. Ask away!

[Dukasaur]

Just how squishy are you? A Play-doh level of squishy, or just a volleyball level of squishy?

[Pedronicus]

Is it true that all new BPB members have to upload naked photos of their 2 year old daughter?
I've not seen anyone else do this in the forum and was wondering if paedophilia was commonplace in other clans.

(btw - the photos I uploaded were borrowed from my old gym teacher, and they are not of my own daughter) - which would explain why my daughter seems to look like she is both south east Asian, wit a bit of Brazilian slum dwelling shoe shiner and North African gymnast all at the same time.

[ViperOverLord]

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

If you had to choose one. Are you more of tomboy or a girly girl?

Is your name short for squishy (beep)?

Would you flush a goldfish down the toilet if it meant you could be the mayor of New York City for a day?

How much money would you have to make to appear in a porno?

what's the better sitcom, Cheers or The Big Bang Theory? Explain your answer.

Would you rather have died on the Challenger or The Titanic?

What's the better musical genre, disco or reggae?

How often do you go to Starbucks?

Who's the alpha. You or your husband?

Is it better to watch Nightmare Before Christmas in October or December?

What is your favorite sport?

Do you use coupons at fast food joints?

Old Hollywood or New Hollywood?

When was the last time you wore a thong?

Was the mob right to kill Gaddafi?

Are you a Democrat?

What is the most likely reason you'd ever do hard time?

Are you the queen of CC or does that title belong to dazerazer?

What is the best novel of all-time?

Would you rather be a hot genie or an ugly prime minister? Explain your answer.

Who is the biggest pervert on CC?

What movie is better, Back To The Future or Sweet Home Alabama?

Do you support capital punishment?

Do you watch Oprah?

Would you rather live in Afghanistan or Siberia?

Is spanking acceptable? Under what circumstances?

Who's hotter, Jessica Biel or Mila Kunis?

If Charlie Sheen wrote you a check for $30,000 would you do him?

What is the best and worst metropolises in the United States? Why?

What's the sluttiest thing one of your friends ever did?

What's better, vegetarian or meat lover pizzas?

How often do you go to the movies?

What is the best animated movie ever?

[jbrettlip]

well, my favorite two respectful questions are always: Favorite alcoholic drink and favorite pizza topping?

[BoganGod]

Still searching for a definitive answer to the old saw - How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

wolffy style came close to answering it before going off on one of his delightful tangents many moons ago. Thought aunty squishy could attempt an answer

[Victor Sullivan]

What's the best thing about being in charge of social media along with The Voice?

-Sully

[General Brock II]

Who's your favourite female singer? Male singer? Band?

What's your favourite map on Conquerclub?

Why did you join CC?

Who're your favourite teammates for a Quads game?

What do you do for a living?

[safariguy5]

Is it possible to write a manual on understanding women, and if so, what would it say?

[TheForgivenOne]

Still searching for a definitive answer to the old saw - How much wood, would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood?

I've always wondered how many boards could the Mongol's Horde if the Mongol's Horde's got bored?

And how squishy can a G really be?

[40kguy]

how often do you go on dates?

[nagerous]

I excel in both content and deliverance so let's put on our classics and have a little dance shall we?

[Army of GOD]

Army of GOD or eating a box of nails (no milk allowed)?

[Robinette]

squishyg...

congrats on being chosen for interrogation...
in some places interrogation is akin to torture...
hope there is no water boarding involved for you, lol...

here's my questions...


1. If you could live anywhere in the world for a year, where would you go?

2. If you could meet anyone alive today, who would it be? What would you talk about?

[Robinette]

wait wait wait...

i have more questions...


3. If you could meet anyone from throughout history, who would it be?

4. If you were trapped on a desert island, what book would you most like to have?

5. Would you rather be able to fly, or be invisible?

[Robinette]

yup.. me again...

i have more questions for the sexiest of all mods...


so squishyg, we want to know who your favorite cartoon character was as a kid, oh, and why did you enjoy them?

and another invisible question...
If in an instant you could become an invisible man, where would you go and what would you do?

hehehe... that could be a fun one to answer, lol...


And since you are the sexiest of all CC mods, please tell me what actor should play you if they made a movie of your life?

[Robinette]

ok... sorry, i thought of a few more...


Which do you like best, Cats or Dogs? and don't give the "i love them all" answer... i wanna know which you REALLY like best... also, substitute animals ARE acceptable.



If that movie about your life was a comedy, which part of the story would be the funniest? and why?

[ViperOverLord]

Dragonette or ABBA?

Who will win the Super Bowl this year?

Should they make a Back To The Future 4?

If you had to listen to a song all day, what would it be?

What were you for Halloween?

When will you be leaving the Bumbling Bandits and accepting your Manifest Destiny? Care to play a challenge to decide?

Old country or new country?

Chapstick or lipstick?

Are you a closet Duran Duran fan?

How many hugs do you give to non-relatives in any given month?

What state do you live in?

If an angel told you the world was ending, would you go on television and warn people?

Would you rather spend a day with Angelina Jolie or Billie Bob Thornton? Explain.

Who do you respect more, George Washington or Barrack Obama? (No ties allowed).

What would a one minute montage of your life look like?

If you got stranded on a island and you could only have access to pineapples or coconuts, what would you choose?

If you had to either eat a crow or starve for 60 hours, what would you choose?

Would you rather be a Muppet or a Rescue Ranger?

If you had to choose between dog sledding across Alaska and Northern Canada in the dead of winter or sailing a small sail boat around the planet, what would you choose?

Under what circumstances should we invade Iran?

What's the best television show or movie to fall asleep to?

Chilli cheese frieds or ceasar salad?

How many states have you visited?

[QoH]

What part of you is squishy?

[Pirlo]

How sexy are you? are you green-eyed? are you redhead?

short answer (pic) is acceptable?

[Army of GOD]

If you have another kid, (assuming it's a guy) why are you going to name him after Army of GOD?

And if it's a girl, why are you gonna name her after Army of GOD?

[saxitoxin]

QUESTION #1

I asked BisonKing this same question and his answer was, to say the least, disappointing. So now I'm asking you.

If you could choose one member of The Club to fill each of the following positions, which would you choose and why?

(1) Personal Stylist
(2) Masseuse
(3) Housekeeper
(4) Bodyguard

QUESTION #2

The world has just ended and, in the post-apocalyptic order, a new race of Amazon women have come to rule the surface of the planet. You are the Queen of the Amazonas and can choose any five members of The Club as your sex slaves, with whom you will repopulate the Earth (except ol' Sax as I will be leading the Molmoks, a mutant race of mole people living in caverns that serpentine beneath the La Brea tar pits). Who do you choose?

QUESTION #3

Have you ever had your Third Amendment rights violated?

QUESTION #4

A horde of zombies has taken over New York City. Which one of the following locations do you choose to fortify yourself in and why do you choose it?

Option 1 -


Option 2 -


Option 3 -


Option 4 -


Option 5 -

[chapcrap]

Do you wish you were a little less squishy and a little more firm?

[Dukasaur]

It's only been a couple days, and already you've received more questions than most interrogatees receive in two weeks. Does that make you feel honoured, or just overworked?

[jbrettlip]

Did you believe IR's story?

Are you actually Wicked's multi?

Do you think this is actually Owen asking questions?