Conquer Club

If 'man food' is meat and 'girl food' is salad, what's 'gay food'?

I'll tell you.

Straight foods are basic and uncontrived, Gay foods are fiddly and foofy ... Sushi may well be the gayest food on earth. The design of the average Gunkan Maki is, if you look at it objectively, really quite extraordinary. Sushi chefs are basically taking sloppy bits of fish and magically reworking them into exquisite bonbons. How fucking gay!
But while sushi is swishy, Mexican food is unbelievably macho. As delicious as a burrito is, it is basically just a cross between a turd and a penis.

High-end food, is inherently gay. Tangerine emulsions and champagne gelées etc are Liberace gay.

What's "Liberace" gay?




EDIT: The above pic of the two fat guys?

to be fair, those guys were probably fat first, then gay.

I believe this is relevant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg

MeDeFe wrote:I believe this is relevant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY711HJK7pg

fixed

@ nietzsche , did you have to share with us this fuked up picture ??
keep it to yourself

answa wrote:@ nietzsche , did you have to share with us this fuked up picture ??
keep it to yourself

Welcome to the forum answa.

I like gay fat men as we can use the blubber for many purposes after we stone them to death.

Praise the lord ( )

nietzsche wrote:

Eww, that's just disgusting. Why would somebody do that? And, why would somebody distribute it? And who would want it?

I'm sorry but that wallpaper is just unforgivable. Apologies if that's offensive, but it's just my taste.

Pedronicus wrote:If 'man food' is meat and 'girl food' is salad, what's 'gay food'?

I'll tell you.

Straight foods are basic and uncontrived, Gay foods are fiddly and foofy ... Sushi may well be the gayest food on earth. The design of the average Gunkan Maki is, if you look at it objectively, really quite extraordinary. Sushi chefs are basically taking sloppy bits of fish and magically reworking them into exquisite bonbons. How fucking gay!
But while sushi is swishy, Mexican food is unbelievably macho. As delicious as a burrito is, it is basically just a cross between a turd and a penis.

High-end food, is inherently gay. Tangerine emulsions and champagne gelées etc are Liberace gay.

What's a tangerine emulsion?

Whatever it is, it sounds delish!

pimpdave wrote:Whatever it is, it sounds delish!

Dave obviously loves eating cock

Pedronicus wrote:

pimpdave wrote:Whatever it is, it sounds delish!

Dave obviously loves eating cock

Pedro - are you sure it's not tangerine embolism? Or tangerine ebola or e-coli?

OP has the dining tastes of a hillbilly.

barackattack wrote:OP has the dining tastes of a hillbilly.

Give him a break, he lives in the UK. It's not like there's much edible food over there.

Oh. I assumed that this thread was started by an American when it made the ever-so-desperate 'steak = manliness' claim.

Pedronius, don't go fussing about your place in society. As a Brit you are automatically better than anyone else in the world. Eating foie gras and onion chutney on ciabatta is how we prove it.

See what I mean.

Eating foie gras and onion chutney on ciabatta is how we prove it.

ITT: people jealous because they can't tell the difference between Sauvignon Blanc and Chablis (titter).

One of us is confused about our sexuality and which part of contenental Europe they live in. (man nipple)

I found a picture of Pedro that he was trying to hide.....sorry bro

I once heard Keith Floyd say "Never cook with a wine that you wouldn't drink"

After that I got it totally mixed up and for years thought he said something along the lines of "if it's good enough to cook with, you can drink it."

During the lowest point of my drinking and cooking i was flambéing crepes with anti freeze and drinking blue nun.

~shudder~ That was like summoning the dark prince there.

barackattack wrote:ITT: people jealous because they can't tell the difference between Sauvignon Blanc and Chablis (titter).

As an older gentleman who lives just south of the Napa Valley, I am intrigued to hear more about the vineyards of Milton Keynes. As a younger gentleman who lives just east of Osoyoos and their expansive cellars of icewine, I feel as if 2dimes would, as well. Sounds like a bottle shock post.

American wine? Oog.

Americans trying to produce wine is like pigs trying to compose symphonies.

No seriously let's hear more about steak and kidney pie.