Conquer Club

Welcome to the war thread!

In this Challenge TOFU will play against PIG. It should be a great battle between two clans that always respected each other.

Good luck to both clans!

General info:
[spoiler=Contacts]TOFU: [player]Dako[/player] & [player]Chariot of Fire[/player]
PIG: [player]ukberger[/player], [player]Gunn217[/player], [player]alt1978[/player] & [player]Coconutt[/player][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Rules]- 51 total games
- 16 doubles
- 16 triples
- 18 quads
- Each clan member can only participate in 20 games per clan war
- Each clan will pick the map and settings for exactly half of the games
- Minimum of 10 players from each clan must participate
- The 51st game will be Trips on Classic, sunny, chained, no spoils
- Each map can only be used once per game type (i.e. once for triples and once for quads). Random map can be used without any limitations
- There will be no freestyle, speed, manual deployments, beta maps, or nuclear spoils games allowed

Batch 1 Games: TOFU 12x (4 doubles, 4 triples, 4 quads); PIG 12x (4 doubles, 4 triples, 4 quads);
Batch 2 Games: TOFU 13x (4 doubles, 4 triples, 5 quads); PIG 13x (4 doubles, 4 triples, 5 quads); Tie-Breaker 1x (Classic Trips)

Fog rule: "whenever the away team goes first in a fog game, they must wait 12 hours before playing their first turn, unless the home team has already declared they took a snap. If they fail to comply with that, they'll be asked out of courtesy to tell what the other team could have seen before that turn was played. There will, however, be no remakes or forfeits protecting this rule."[/spoiler]

Games & Score:
TOFU wins - PIG wins

[spoiler=TOFU Set 1]Doubles
Game 10654512 - Vancouver - E C F - PIG wins
Game 10654514 - King Of The Mountains - NS A F - TOFU wins
Game 10654515 - WWII Gazala - NS C F - PIG wins
Game 10654518 - USApocalypse - E A S - TOFU wins

Triples
Game 10654519 - Age Of Merchants - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10654522 - Siege! - NS A S - PIG wins
Game 10654525 - WWII Gazala - NS C F - PIG wins
Game 10654527 - Bamboo Jack - E C S - PIG wins

Quads
Game 10654529 - Supermax: Prison Riot! - NS U F - TOFU wins
Game 10654530 - Conquer Rome - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10654532 - WWII Ardennes - NS A F - TOFU wins
Game 10654533 - Poison Rome - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10654534 - Bamboo Jack - E C S - PIG wins[/spoiler]
[spoiler=PIG Set 1]Doubles
Game 10652190 - WWII Poland - NS U F - PIG wins
Game 10652189 - Antarctica - NS C S - TOFU wins
Game 10652188 - Oasis - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10652187 - Conquer 4 - E U S - TOFU wins

Triples
Game 10652181 - Ireland - E U S - TOFU wins
Game 10652178 - Jamaica - FR U F - PIG wins
Game 10652176 - Middle Ages - FR U F - TOFU wins
Game 10652173 - Northwest Passage - NS C F - PIG wins

Quads
Game 10652160 - Clandemonium - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10652155 - Conquer Rome - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10652152 - Peloponnesian War - NS U F - PIG wins
Game 10652151 - Middle Ages - FR C F - TOFU wins
Game 10652150 - Northwest Passage - NS C S - TOFU wins[/spoiler]
Set 1 Score: TOFU - PIG 16 - 10


[spoiler=TOFU Set 2]Doubles
Game 10716290 - Battle For Iraq! - E A F - TOFU wins
Game 10716291 - Das Schloss - E U F - TOFU wins
Game 10716292 - Monsters - NS U F - PIG wins
Game 10716294 - City Mogul - E C S - PIG wins

Triples
Game 10716297 - Waterloo - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10716298 - Stalingrad - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10716302 - Napoleonic Europe - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10716303 - 8 Thoughts - E A F - TOFU wins

Quads
Game 10716306 - Stalingrad - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10716308 - Waterloo - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10716311 - Das Schloss - NS U F - PIG wins
Game 10716314 - Napoleonic Europe - NS A F - TOFU wins[/spoiler]
[spoiler=PIG Set 2]Doubles
Game 10715428 - Woodboro - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10715426 - Napoleonic Europe - FR C F - PIG wins
Game 10715424 - Third Crusade - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10754393 - Clandemonium - E U F - PIG wins

Triples
Game 10715417 - Prohibition Chicago - NS C S - PIG wins
Game 10715415 - Battle For Iraq! - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10715414 - England - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10715412 - Hong Kong - NS C S - TOFU wins

Quads
Game 10715408 - Antarctica - E U F - PIG wins
Game 10715406 - WWII Poland - NS C F - TOFU wins
Game 10715405 - Jamaica - FR U F - TOFU wins
Game 10715401 - Feudal Epic - E U F - PIG wins[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Tie-Breaker Set 2]Game 10716323 - Classic - NS C S - TOFU wins[/spoiler]
Set 2 Score: TOFU - PIG 17 - 8

Total Score: TOFU - PIG 33 - 18


[spoiler=Clan Medals]For information about earning a Clan Medal see: Clan Medals[/spoiler]

Now this should be a good one!

Our biggest test yet.................And we cannot wait, gl TOFU, this will be fun

I'm excited and looking forward to a very challenging war. I expect all the games to be hard fought and well played. Can't wait!

Just remember Pigs are omnivores, we eat everything, even TOFU!

Best of luck to you all! I absolutely can't wait to get this thing started. This will truly be a test with two clans jockeying for position as the alpha protein source on cc. Enjoy the games.

Likewise fellas, looking forward to it.

Good luck PIGs!

Good luck! Should be fun.

any predictions?

Tofu 33 Pig 18

Prediction: Tofu 29 - PIG 22

Gonna be an interesting battle , good luck to both clans.

mjam, fresh meat, gl guys

Pedronicus wrote:any predictions?

Tofu 33 Pig 18

Interesting perspective there sir. I'm relatively certain that that prediction is based on your perception of TOFU having one of the truly elite and most talented artists on the site in your midst. Pedro, your freehand graffiti is pretty bad ass and certainly qualifies as elite. However, we here in the sty have an artist of similar pedigree in Coco that isn't as well publicized but will prove to be quite the equalizer. Coco is the preeminent free-form shitter in the Northern Hemisphere. One time on a camping trip...he dropped three hot steaming rancid loads that not only were perfect 1/72 to scale replicas of the three great pyramids at Giza, but they were also perfectly aligned to Orion's Belt with a true north/south direction. That was impressive. Damn impressive. That paled in comparison however to what followed the next day. After eating a boatload of catfish we caught in the lake and that Berger had fried up the night before...Coco proceeded to shit 1/64 replica down to the most minute detail of the Sphinx. Freeform shitting is the kind of artistic talent we have in our clan that many are not aware of...so I'm giving you all a friendly heads up. This is going to be a hell of a lot closer than you may think.

I've heard of talking shit, but this takes the bogroll.

Here's a small selection of our most famous works. We cater for a wide variety of artistic tastes.

Need the perfect decoration for that space on your mantle piece?

show

How about a portrait to remind that special someone you are never far from their heart?

show

Ladies love our range of glamorous accessories.

show

This was a best seller for St. Valentine's Day.

show

We even do outdoor sculpture for your garden or patio.

show

Every year competition is fierce for the coveted 'Pig Poo Sculptor of the Year Award'

show

Coco has won three years running but feces stiff competition from the up and comer rabid_rabbit.

Double helping of TOFU.....Clan league & a war....will be sick to death of eating all this TOFU by the time this is over....

good luck

27 - 24 PIG......Oink, Oink

Good job Conch and Alt...Good Job...

I laughed so hard I started coughing and almost passed out!

Coco practiced free form shitting so much in college we had to train our dog, Steve, to clean up after him.




But then Coco was practicing the food category one afternoon and created a chicken leg...

Guys, if you are so proud of artistic poop... I don't know what can help you.

the bon mot du jour.......

bogroll

Chariot of Fire wrote:Likewise fellas, looking forward to it.

wow, Si, you are looking better every day...

alt1978 wrote:

Pedronicus wrote:any predictions?

Tofu 33 Pig 18

Interesting perspective there sir. I'm relatively certain that that prediction is based on your perception of TOFU having one of the truly elite and most talented artists on the site in your midst. Pedro, your freehand graffiti is pretty bad ass and certainly qualifies as elite. However, we here in the sty have an artist of similar pedigree in Coco that isn't as well publicized but will prove to be quite the equalizer. Coco is the preeminent free-form shitter in the Northern Hemisphere. One time on a camping trip...he dropped three hot steaming rancid loads that not only were perfect 1/72 to scale replicas of the three great pyramids at Giza, but they were also perfectly aligned to Orion's Belt with a true north/south direction. That was impressive. Damn impressive. That paled in comparison however to what followed the next day. After eating a boatload of catfish we caught in the lake and that Berger had fried up the night before...Coco proceeded to shit 1/64 replica down to the most minute detail of the Sphinx. Freeform shitting is the kind of artistic talent we have in our clan that many are not aware of...so I'm giving you all a friendly heads up. This is going to be a hell of a lot closer than you may think.

ffs, i cant stop laughing

Batch 1 games have been exchanged.

good luck guys

To the victor the spoils, let's get it on!!!

Weird, I was just singing this earlier today. At least post the Sabbath version. Sooooo much better.

FNM version beats it all. Pattons voice is perfect for this kind of song...