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If you only had one day left to live.....

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What would you do that day?

1) Lay in bed all day
2) Keep crying over that you're dying
3) Pray and try to be a good person
4) Spend the day in front of the computer like you always do
5) Jump off a bridge
6) Seek up people that you know and tell them what you really think of them
7) Take as many as you can with you before you go down
8 ) Think of it as business as usual because you're already dead inside
9) Set up a tent somewhere and yell at people passing by that the end is near
10) Try to learn martial arts so that you can fend off the grim reaper
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Make it a poll!

And I'd try and do something I had never done before; like catch a flight to a national park and head up into the hills to try and see something beautiful before i die.
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definitely beat gillipig's record at this game
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write down/publish my thoughts on various issues, then change the world in ways that are illegal and would probably ruin me for the rest of my life
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john9blue wrote:write down/publish my thoughts on various issues, then change the world in ways that are illegal and would probably ruin me for the rest of my life


In other words, basically this music video -



- except starring john9blue and natty dread instead of of Lena Katina and Yulia Volkova.
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I think i would make a list and start accomplish things that I should do before die. That includes bungee jumping.
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I try to live my life honestly, but seriously....Don't leave the keys to your Porsche where I can get at them on that day.
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Doesn't the everyday suddenly become beautiful to someone who has faced/is facing their own mortality? I imagine living a fairly regular day would probably be pretty satisfying. I'd probably apologize to a few people.

I don't see the point in staging a big, dramatic exit. Most people I know are going to end up remembering me as an asshole if I do that.
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Gillipig wrote:What would you do that day?

1) Lay in bed all day
2) Keep crying over that you're dying
3) Pray and try to be a good person
4) Spend the day in front of the computer like you always do
5) Jump off a bridge
6) Seek up people that you know and tell them what you really think of them
7) Take as many as you can with you before you go down
8 ) Think of it as business as usual because you're already dead inside
9) Set up a tent somewhere and yell at people passing by that the end is near
10) Try to learn martial arts so that you can fend off the grim reaper

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Impregnate as many women as possible.
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cake. some more cake. whiskey. cuddles.
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Party. Kill someone. Party. Party. Party. Burn my house down. Party. Drive drunk. Party. f*ck. Party.
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Kidnap the most beautiful girl I know and rape her all day long.


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I would find Gillipig and punch him in the face
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I'd dress as Conan the Barbarian (AHNOLD), get a battle axe, and go to town.
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I'd cheat.

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BigBallinStalin wrote:I'd dress as Conan the Barbarian (AHNOLD), get a battle axe, and go to town.

Pity ur prob too old and fat to pull it off...









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I've got a lot of traveler miles with Delta. Maybe I could play a prisoner's dilemma game in New Zealand. If I hunt down Lootifer and suffocate him with my gut, I get 10 points. If I neglect to do so, I get 2 points. Lootifer's move, unfortunately, does not affect my decision.


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WTF! THAT"S NOT A PRISONER'S DILEMMA!!!
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I don't know for sure but to start I'd probably drive around in a hovercraft with an oragatan both of us dressed in togas.
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I would get a chartered flight to moscow. then I would see how close I could get to putin before being arrested/shot.
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Baron Von PWN wrote:I would get a chartered flight to moscow. then I would see how close I could get to putin before being arrested/shot


Nice! I had a similar fantasy involving Megan Fox. But Putin's cool, too.
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...depends why I have only one day left.
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jonesthecurl wrote:...depends why I have only one day left.


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obama? is he going to predator drone me or something?
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