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Nearly 1 percent of young women in a U.S. study who have become pregnant claim to have done so as virgins, according to a report in the Christmas edition of Britain's BMJ medical journal.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/12/ ... F020131217
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I oppose all forms of virginity. Even for you saxi! Go get ya a stud!
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could it be that american lay-dies swallow (va)cum cleaner-fast and then have ovulas in their stomach, then a digestive system that terminates in their vagina? This could scientifically work I guess.
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If you get sperm from a sperm bank, is it considered to have taken your virginity? It's not "technically" intercourse if it's implanted...
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Gilligan wrote:If you get sperm from a sperm back, is it considered to have taken your virginity? It's not "technically" intercourse if it's implanted...


Bank maybe?

Bollocks.
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Serbia wrote:
Gilligan wrote:If you get sperm from a sperm back, is it considered to have taken your virginity? It's not "technically" intercourse if it's implanted...


Bank maybe?

Bollocks.


Have you not heard of a sperm back?

(cause i haven't either)
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I expect the 1% got pregnant from public toilet seats.
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notyou2 wrote:I expect the 1% got pregnant from public toilet seats.


I heard it s from watching a movie with leo di caprio.
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betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I expect the 1% got pregnant from public toilet seats.

I heard it s from watching a movie with leo di caprio.

Blood Diamond, right?
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betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I expect the 1% got pregnant from public toilet seats.


I heard it s from watching a movie with leo di caprio.


I warned people about 3-D. No one listened.
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saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I expect the 1% got pregnant from public toilet seats.


I heard it s from watching a movie with leo di caprio.


I warned people about 3-D. No one listened.


This gives new meaning to a shooter in a movie theater.
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Is it possible that sex education is so poor in some places, that these girls honestly don't know how pregnancy is caused, and thus think they can get away with lying about their sexual history?
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Timminz wrote:Is it possible that sex education is so poor in some places, that these girls honestly don't know how pregnancy is caused, and thus think they can get away with lying about their sexual history?


It is probable.
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That or their dad owns a shotgun and is gullible enough to believe this particular excuse...
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Well billions of christians believe mary wasn t an escort girl. I mean come on, what if you were joseph? Huh, honey, sorry god got me pregnant. Then on the day of the birth, 3 rich guys that probably gang banged her (interracial porn style with my man balthazar) and don t know who is responsible, all show up with gifts and crap. Oh joseph, these guys just probably followed a star that gave them the exact coordinates of your damn stable! Yeah, follow a freaking star... And yeah, sure, they don t know you and they show up with gifts for escorts? And you are a freakin virgin???
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crispybits wrote:That or their dad owns a shotgun and is gullible enough to believe this particular excuse...



It was her daddy and his "shotgun" that got her pregnant in the first place.
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In the middle ages, many girls claimed to be impregnated by incubi. Or is it succubi? Amyhow, not a human, and not while they were in control.
Who do these girls blame?
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Wow, god is getting really greedy with these "send my son to earth with a virgin birth" things.
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Timminz wrote:Is it possible that sex education is so poor in some places, that these girls honestly don't know how pregnancy is caused, and thus think they can get away with lying about their sexual history?


No. Sex education doesn't just occur at school. Kids can be taught by family.

Differentiate between 'sex schooling' (education at schools) and sex education (what one learns from school and elsewhere).
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jonesthecurl wrote:In the middle ages, many girls claimed to be impregnated by incubi. Or is it succubi? Amyhow, not a human, and not while they were in control.
Who do these girls blame?


A succubus is a female demon which sexes males for their life energy. Not sure about incubi, which may be similar to the band Incubus.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
Timminz wrote:Is it possible that sex education is so poor in some places, that these girls honestly don't know how pregnancy is caused, and thus think they can get away with lying about their sexual history?


No. Sex education doesn't just occur at school. Kids can be taught by family.

Differentiate between 'sex schooling' (education at schools) and sex education (what one learns from school and elsewhere).


Of course! Not all education happens in schools. Who said it did?

I believe (based on the descriptions in parentheses) that you are already working with the same differentiation as I am.
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BigBallinStalin wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In the middle ages, many girls claimed to be impregnated by incubi. Or is it succubi? Amyhow, not a human, and not while they were in control.
Who do these girls blame?


A succubus is a female demon which sexes males for their life energy. Not sure about incubi, which may be similar to the band Incubus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus#Ability_to_reproduce
According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", written by Heinrich Kramer (Institoris) in 1486, a succubus collects semen from the men she seduces. The incubi or male demons then use the semen to impregnate human females,[11] thus explaining how demons could apparently sire children despite the traditional belief that they were incapable of reproduction. Children so begotten – cambions – were supposed to be those that were born deformed, or more susceptible to supernatural influences.[12] The book does not address why a human female impregnated with the semen of a human male would not produce a regular human offspring. But in some Viking lore the child is born deformed because the conception was unnatural
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Dukasaur wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:In the middle ages, many girls claimed to be impregnated by incubi. Or is it succubi? Amyhow, not a human, and not while they were in control.
Who do these girls blame?


A succubus is a female demon which sexes males for their life energy. Not sure about incubi, which may be similar to the band Incubus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Succubus#Ability_to_reproduce
According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", written by Heinrich Kramer (Institoris) in 1486, a succubus collects semen from the men she seduces. The incubi or male demons then use the semen to impregnate human females,[11] thus explaining how demons could apparently sire children despite the traditional belief that they were incapable of reproduction. Children so begotten – cambions – were supposed to be those that were born deformed, or more susceptible to supernatural influences.[12] The book does not address why a human female impregnated with the semen of a human male would not produce a regular human offspring. But in some Viking lore the child is born deformed because the conception was unnatural

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I'm fairly certain this song is about succubi.
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