Who should have kids?

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:36 pm

Who would better the world most by having copious quantities of children? (Anyone who has previously admitted to having children is not included in this poll.)

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 4:46 pm

Wait, only one option? Saxi, I'm in favor of nuclear families, not single parent homes.

I would normally say Mets because genetics seem to dictate that he would have intelligent children, but since he's in favor of voluntary human extinction, I think that calls into question his ability as a parent.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:03 pm

thegreekdog wrote:Wait, only one option? Saxi, I'm in favor of nuclear families, not single parent homes.

I don't think two of the above could have children together, if that's what you're asking.

ITT - we learn TGD failed 10th grade Health

/ · Post by / » Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:06 pm

I voted for AOG so that the next generation won't be overcrowded.

notyou2 · Post by **notyou2** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:36 pm

I think the pole should be titled "Hey You!!! Out of the gene pool!!!"

and it should ask who on the list should be castrated to prevent procreation.

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:57 pm

i'm an ogre and i eat children.

rdsrds2120 · Post by **rdsrds2120** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:00 pm

betiko wrote:i'm an ogre and i eat children.

--Gomez

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:02 pm

I voted for Dukasaur, though based on the escapades he's described, I'd be very surprised if he doesn't have a kid out there somewhere.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:12 pm

Metsfanmax wrote:I voted for Dukasaur, though based on the escapades he's described, I'd be very surprised if he doesn't have a kid out there somewhere.

Yeah, I have kids. Well, they're adults now, but you know what I mean. I've improved the public gene pool.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:02 pm

Dukasaur wrote:I have kids

In light of this revelation, Dukasaur has been disqualified. He has been replaced by xeno in the voting.

Metsfanmax · Post by **Metsfanmax** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:03 pm

saxitoxin wrote:In light of this revelation, Dukasaur has been disqualified. He has been replaced by xeno in the voting.

Right then. Vote switched to nietzsche.

Post by **Dukasaur** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:08 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:I have kids

In light of this revelation, Dukasaur has been disqualified. He has been replaced by xeno in the voting.

This election was rigged. I demand United Nations' monitors!

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 10:19 pm

saxitoxin wrote:... replaced by xeno in the voting.

I think he's had kids. Wait...

mrswdk · Post by **mrswdk** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:49 pm

Voted for myself. Let the haters hate.

Army of GOD · Post by **Army of GOD** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:57 pm

A vote for me is a vote for justice.

Baron Von PWN · Post by **Baron Von PWN** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:29 am

I'm not sure the parent is necessarily a guarantee of good or poor quality offspring.

Look at all the famous(non actors) people who had really shitty parents, then look at all the no name kids from famous people. Maybe fame is a bad indicator, but someone who is successful or intelligent ect, doesn't necessarily pass those qualities on. With the same reasoning, someone who's kind of crappy at things doesn't necesseraly make a kid that will be crappy at things.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:27 am

fill out the following form to make a case for yourself; the first person to get all the correct answers receives 2 bonus votes

VACCINATE - YES OR NO?

PIANO OR LITTLE LEAGUE?

SAILING, SHOOTING, SKIING OR SKATING?

SCOUTING OR OUTWARD BOUND?

PRESCHOOL STYLE: MONTESSORI, WALDORF, HIGHSCOPE, FOREST KINDERGARTEN, OR HOME SCHOOL?

HIGH SCHOOL STYLE: BOARDING SCHOOL, MILITARY SCHOOL, PUBLIC SCHOOL, PRIVATE SCHOOL, OR HOME SCHOOL?

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS: FOOTBALL, WRESTLING, BASKETBALL, BASEBALL, POLO, OR HOCKEY?

HIGH SCHOOL ACTIVITIES: DEBATE, BAND, CHOIR, MATH CLUB, NEWSPAPER, OR DRAMA?

WILD CARD

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:37 am

Vaccinated/guitar/soccer/sailing/skiing/montessori/public school.
When he or she is in high school i m not going to interfere in his/her activities.

saxitoxin · Post by **saxitoxin** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:38 am

betiko wrote:Vaccinated/guitar/soccer/sailing/skiing/montessori/public school.
When he or she is in high school i m not going to interfere in his/her activities.

wrong answers

-2

betiko · Post by **betiko** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:28 am

saxitoxin wrote:
betiko wrote:Vaccinated/guitar/soccer/sailing/skiing/montessori/public school.
When he or she is in high school i m not going to interfere in his/her activities.

wrong answers

-2

If you didn t answer this, i give you sir a -6

nietzsche · Post by **nietzsche** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:42 am

Someone change his vote!!!!

I had 4 earlier.

Anyway... I'm mexican so I'm to have 8 loud misbehaving kids right?? Racists.

TA1LGUNN3R · Post by **TA1LGUNN3R** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:49 am

Army of GOD wrote:A vote for me is a vote for justice.

Okay but a vote for me is a vote for sexiness.

-TG

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:12 am

Army of GOD wrote:A vote for me is a vote for justice.

Done!

thegreekdog · Post by **thegreekdog** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:13 am

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:A vote for me is a vote for justice.

Okay but a vote for me is a vote for sexiness.

-TG

Oh shit... sorry AoG.

Done!

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:17 am

Baron Von PWN wrote:I'm not sure the parent is necessarily a guarantee of good or poor quality offspring.

Look at all the famous(non actors) people who had really shitty parents, then look at all the no name kids from famous people. Maybe fame is a bad indicator, but someone who is successful or intelligent ect, doesn't necessarily pass those qualities on. With the same reasoning, someone who's kind of crappy at things doesn't necesseraly make a kid that will be crappy at things.

Studies confirm that 1/3 of the influence comes from parents. The other third is from peer groups (friends; people you come into contact with), and the other is genes. [source: Malcolm Gladwell - some book on some chapter that I don't feel like finding ATM]

Rest assured, I have good genes too, so I'll be doing the heavy-lifting in guaranteeing good quality offspring. I'm thinking of starting a child-farm in Colorado. I'll homeschool my 10+ kids by having them bust up rocks and grow marijuana while I lounge on the porch, drinking my lemonade.

A vote for me is a vote for civilization!