Conquer Club Dispatch Interrogation- benga

[safariguy5]

For the 115th edition of the CC Newsletter, OSA leader [player]benga[/player] will be interviewed. Ask away!

[DoomYoshi]

OSA means wasp in Croatian... what other clans or users have funny Croatian names?

[angola]

How do you keep track of all the different tournaments and clan wars you run on this site?

[IcePack]

What's benga stand for? Is it a name , nickname, something else?

[dakky21]

What is the highest number of active games you had?

[Dukasaur]

What do you do in real life?

Does your country have mandatory military service, and did you do yours?

What is the most difficult thing you have had to do in life?

What is your favourite art form?

[hopalong]

Do you wear slippers? Can you trust people who don't?
How many languages can you say 'A wasp stung my benga' in?
Do you think iamcaffeine needs: a) a hug b) more drugs c) viagra d) to join OSA.

[ChrisPond]

what dice cheat code do you use when we play against each other?

[Hannibal 19]

What is the highest number of active games you had?

LOL

[TX AG 90]

What is your favorite Croatian swear word? Is there an English equivalent?

[Agent 86]

1. What was [player]iamcaffeine[/player]'s previous players name on CC?
2. Would you let him join OSA?
3. If so what would he have to do?

[dakky21]

What is your favorite food?

[bpbp]

How much time do you spend on this site on an average day?

[iAmCaffeine]

Why are people so obsessed with me?

[Dukasaur]

Who cuts your hair?

[iAmCaffeine]

How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

When did you last go abroad on vacation? Where did you go? Who with? Highlights and lowlights of the vacation?

[willedtowin1]

Mary Anne or Ginger?
Football or Soccer?
Right or Left?
Boxers or Briefs?
How many Pigs do you slaughter each year?
Missionary or Doggy?
Boys or Girls?

[kmhebert]

Why are you killing me so bad in One Man Army?

[chevy98520]

Are you a believer in .... " Liquor is Quicker "? What are your thoughts on woman with hairy arm pits?

[Melkor52]

OK, now I'm not saying you're involved, but this keeps me up at night. I just gotta know. Ok like, they get peanut oil from crushing peanuts, and coconut oil from crushing coconuts. So where are they getting the baby oil?

[rh-headhunter]

have you ever had a woman shave your face ?,,i bring this up cause i didnt know this still even existed,,,my wife wont do it,,but i found a cute little barber girl that offers old fashioned hot shave with a straight razor,like in the old movies,,,it is so awesome,,do yourself a favor and find out if there is one of these in your area...i tip mine really well and she keeps my head steady with her cleavage.. i didnt know life could get better,but there it is.. cheers to best clan chief i have ever known ,thanks for all your hard work

[willedtowin1]

have you ever had a woman shave your face ?,,i bring this up cause i didnt know this still even existed,,,my wife wont do it,,but i found a cute little barber girl that offers old fashioned hot shave with a straight razor,like in the old movies,,,it is so awesome,,do yourself a favor and find out if there is one of these in your area...i tip mine really well and she keeps my head steady with her cleavage.. i didnt know life could get better,but there it is.. cheers to best clan chief i have ever known ,thanks for all your hard work

Well Played on the Suck Up..............
lol

[battlemania]

Are you psychopathic, compulsive disordered or otherwise minded that you know of?

[KoolBak]

What is your dream car?

[Dukasaur]

The window of opportunity for interrogating [player]benga[/player] is now closed. Answers will be seen in an upcoming edition of the Dispatch!