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this is a fuckingn bullshit game.

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I fucking retire, i can't stand shit like this, i outplayed the dude like 231232132133421312234213542341341242314 to 1 but dice kept fucking me in the ass with a pine cone.

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10 minutes later: nevermind, i won the game. carry on
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farewell!!!-Jn
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I'm not quitting. I won, I changed my mind.
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Was it a nice pine cone, at least?
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wait until you try the pineapple :o
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no, it was like this:

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Farewell nietzsche! It was nice to have you around. Good luck in your new life!
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Feck off! :P
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Shannon Apple wrote:Feck off! :P

Feckingn?
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niet you're a dork. That picture is too big.

Bollocks.
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Serbia wrote:niet you're a dork. That picture is too big.

Bollocks.


too bad he won't be around to change it!!! farewell!!!-Jésus noir
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i thought this was about our game...

remember, the one where i whipped your ass, and you kept bitching about everything...
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ronc8649 wrote:i thought this was about our game...

remember, the one where i whipped your ass, and you kept bitching about everything...


Shut the f*ck up. Even though dice kept fucking me in the ass with a pine cone i was able to manage to get two shots at winning the game: when i had 15 with blue to go after orange and could only kill a 1 and had to stop when i had 4 left and when I had 22 with yellow to go for pink. Both times failed miserably thanks to the dice.

The way the game had gone I shouldnt have had those opportunities but you failed to secure the game. That's the reason I win so many of those, even when the dice fucks me with thw pine cone with thorns I'm always working on a winning strategy.

So don't think you're so good. Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk. You're just like the rest, you're going to win only when the dice is completely in your side.
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nietzsche wrote:
ronc8649 wrote:i thought this was about our game...

remember, the one where i whipped your ass, and you kept bitching about everything...


Shut the f*ck up. Even though dice kept fucking me in the ass with a pine cone i was able to manage to get two shots at winning the game: when i had 15 with blue to go after orange and could only kill a 1 and had to stop when i had 4 left and when I had 22 with yellow to go for pink. Both times failed miserably thanks to the dice.

The way the game had gone I shouldnt have had those opportunities but you failed to secure the game. That's the reason I win so many of those, even when the dice fucks me with thw pine cone with thorns I'm always working on a winning strategy.

So don't think you're so good. Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk. You're just like the rest, you're going to win only when the dice is completely in your side.


you keep crying about these so called opportunities. which were non existent. both "shots" of killing me were less than 20 percent. i guess if you are one of those guys who rely on luck, you will do just fine...
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nietzsche wrote: Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk.

i must point out the fact that i am 27-2 against you... no idea how i did not make this list... sorry we didn't get to play a few more before you retired...-Jésus noir
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owenshooter wrote:
nietzsche wrote: Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk.

i must point out the fact that i am 27-2 against you... no idea how i did not make this list... sorry we didn't get to play a few more before you retired...-Jésus noir


27-2, seriously???? :lol: pretty impressive!

ps: I didn't know I would make it to his list since each time I beat him it's because I got lucky and each time he beats me it's because I suck!
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owenshooter wrote:
nietzsche wrote: Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk.

i must point out the fact that i am 27-2 against you... no idea how i did not make this list... sorry we didn't get to play a few more before you retired...-Jésus noir



lmfao!!
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ronc8649 wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
ronc8649 wrote:i thought this was about our game...

remember, the one where i whipped your ass, and you kept bitching about everything...


Shut the f*ck up. Even though dice kept fucking me in the ass with a pine cone i was able to manage to get two shots at winning the game: when i had 15 with blue to go after orange and could only kill a 1 and had to stop when i had 4 left and when I had 22 with yellow to go for pink. Both times failed miserably thanks to the dice.

The way the game had gone I shouldnt have had those opportunities but you failed to secure the game. That's the reason I win so many of those, even when the dice fucks me with thw pine cone with thorns I'm always working on a winning strategy.

So don't think you're so good. Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk. You're just like the rest, you're going to win only when the dice is completely in your side.


you keep crying about these so called opportunities. which were non existent. both "shots" of killing me were less than 20 percent. i guess if you are one of those guys who rely on luck, you will do just fine...


That's a lie I had over 70% with blue and 80% with yellow. I'm not taking you seriously anymore you're worst than sabotage.

Stop trying to provoke me like I was some sort of unstable person.
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nietzsche wrote:I fucking retire


ciao!!-Jésus noir

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betiko wrote:
owenshooter wrote:
nietzsche wrote: Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk.

i must point out the fact that i am 27-2 against you... no idea how i did not make this list... sorry we didn't get to play a few more before you retired...-Jésus noir


27-2, seriously???? :lol: pretty impressive!

ps: I didn't know I would make it to his list since each time I beat him it's because I got lucky and each time he beats me it's because I suck!


i'm trying to get you to be confident about beating me so you keep joining my games until i recover the points of that battle royale that you stole frome attacking 19vs34.
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owenshooter wrote:
nietzsche wrote: Only three players that I've faced that have a good strategy in these are Iamatoolshed, betiko and guzmanuk.

i must point out the fact that i am 27-2 against you... no idea how i did not make this list... sorry we didn't get to play a few more before you retired...-Jésus noir



We've never played. I've invited you a few times to my games and you always have an excuse.
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nietzsche wrote:We've never played. I've invited you a few times to my games and you always have an excuse.


and now it is too late!!! once again, the new official CC RETIREMENT SONG!!!-Jn

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have you ever beat me in a game? ;)
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So now even the people who understand the game mechanics enough to become brigadier need a dice complaint thread? I'll consider myself trolled for posting this, not knowing that nietzsche is obviously above this kind of cheap frustration threads.

I usually wouldn't post this, just click away, but I've had a beer or some. I wouldn't suggest you take a beer everytime the dice royally screw you over, though. You'll be at the AA in no time. Just remember, folks. The 0's and 1's that determined you 'won' from some other 0's and 1's really don't matter that much. Let's talk about real stuff, like football or ebola. Where is that disease anyway? Haven't heard from it in a while.
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