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What is the most disgusting sound you have ever heard?

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I'll start.
"A wet fart from the ass of a fat man".
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The last gasps of a loved cat as he went to sleep forever.
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notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.


I think that would smell worse than it sounds.
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A body slamming into a concrete barrier at thirty+ miles an hour. You've never heard anything like it unless you've actually heard it. It's horrifying.
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patches70 wrote:A body slamming into a concrete barrier at thirty+ miles an hour. You've never heard anything like it unless you've actually heard it. It's horrifying.

Pretty much this but with a tree instead of concrete.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.


I removed the youtube video, so fuckinzeeoff DDS
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DoomYoshi wrote:
patches70 wrote:A body slamming into a concrete barrier at thirty+ miles an hour. You've never heard anything like it unless you've actually heard it. It's horrifying.

Pretty much this but with a tree instead of concrete.

this. i heard a woman's body hit the ground after her parachute(yeah, that's right) failed to deploy. i will never forget it.
*shudders*
what a mess...
worst part was my friends and i were having lunch @ the time, our lunch was RUINED.
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That one video where the Chechen or Russian or whatever gets his head hacked off with a knife.

Also probably in the running for most disgusting sight I've ever seen.

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i remember that, yes. pretty disturbing.
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I've seen multiple decapitation videos with knives and chainsaws, because one of my friends has kind of a dark side. The sounds of these videos are pretty much what you imagine them to be, but a little more realistic than you'd hope.
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notyou2 wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:notyou2's voice.

Sounds like a queef being mixed with a bag of dog shit that's on fire.


I removed the youtube video, so fuckinzeeoff DDS

Bummer, there goes my cringe video.
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I dunno, listening to an electronic reproduction of a sound isn't quite the same as hearing the sound a la natural. Seems a bit of cheating by using sounds from a video, tv show, etc etc. What's the most disgusting sound you've ever heard with your own ears while the sound is being made.
As bad as those beheading video sounds seem (I've never heard them tbh), I'd be willing to bet it would be a hell of a lot worse if you were standing right there within earshot and heard those sounds without being filtered through electronics first.

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Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton to a chorus of Boos. "This is the real world ..."

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tzor wrote:Bernie Sanders endorsing Hillary Clinton to a chorus of Boos. "This is the real world ..."

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The BOOS will be directed at Wasserman Shultz if she is still allowed to open the Democratic Convention.

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We seem to have some trouble here differentiating between disgusting and disturbing.

Since we are sharing disturbing sounds I once heard a toddler hit her head on the tiled floor at a grocery store after bailing out of a shopping cart.

Like the other body hitting hard sounds I suspect it is something you can only hear one way. I cringed.
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Hearing your own knee pop, after being slammed down onto your leg with it outstretched.

Hurts like hell too.
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