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Where's Wicked?

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She used to be in love with me, and now I can't find her? :?
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Master Bush wrote:She used to be in love with me, and now I can't find her? :?


You will have to complete three tasks:

First, you must find a petal of the purest rose, that which was first born of Eden.
Second, you must obtain a heart of ice carved from a fallen dragon.
Third, you must hack the Witness Relocation Program and overcome a restraining order.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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I heard that bitch Twill ran her off
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"Yeah, one involves a lot of physical and psychological pain, and the other one's War."
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Master Bush wrote:I heard that bitch Twill ran her off


To find Twill you will have to complete three tests:

First, a test of virtue- obtain the spear of Galahad from the Caves of Despair.
Second- a test of valour- defeat the Namichean Gorespawn and free the people of Antioch.
Third- a test of voice- probably stop referring to women as "bitch", but I'm not sure how this one goes really.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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What if I need to find AK_Iceman?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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DirtyDishSoap wrote:What if I need to find AK_Iceman?


There are three elements to this request:

First, dive inverted over a MIG at 4G.
Secondly, use your ego to write something that your body is unable to translate into money.
Third, play with the boys

Accomplish all three and he will be your wingman, anyday.
the world is in greater peril from those who tolerate or encourage evil than from those who actually commit it- Albert Einstein
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Master Bush wrote:I heard that bitch Twill ran her off


I'm not going to fire up the rumour mill


BUT



something about a redhead................ :-$


:-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^
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I heard she dyed her hair blonde and reinvented herself as Linda Searcy.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:What if I need to find AK_Iceman?


In his POS outside the seattle library :lol:
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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TeeGee wrote:
Master Bush wrote:I heard that bitch Twill ran her off


I'm not going to fire up the rumour mill


BUT



something about a redhead................ :-$


:-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^






Insomnia....
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oh man, these names from the past....

i hated 2 of the 3.

i wonder which account is wickeds now? you know she is still around.
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ronc8649 wrote:oh man, these names from the past....

i hated 2 of the 3.

i wonder which account is wickeds now? you know she is still around.


it's always been obvious to me:MOD EDIT
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I've heard on the grapevine that wicked might be back someday.
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I'm just enjoying symmetry and his new role of quest giver.

Quickly sym. I need to know how I can get a sad handjob from Riley Reid. What must I do?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Symmetry was shot dead by police yesterday, you missed your chance to ask him questions.
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Master Bush wrote:She used to be in love with me, and now I can't find her? :?


She wrote a guide how to multie with impunity which pissed of Lack so she got booted.
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Not to mention her tick problem :lol:
"Gypsy told my fortune...she said that nothin showed...."

Neil Young....Like An Inca

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riskllama wrote:Koolbak wins this thread.
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mandy you old cunt wtf omg bbq hi
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Metsfanmax wrote:I've heard on the grapevine that wicked might be back someday.



Where's this grapevine? Is it red or white grapes?
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:I'm just enjoying symmetry and his new role of quest giver.

Quickly sym. I need to know how I can get a sad handjob from Riley Reid. What must I do?


1) Carve a ring from the wood of first tree, that which existed before the trees of life and knowledge
2) Engrave it with the sweat gleaned from the pole Delilah danced upon using the words "این نیز بگذرد‎‎"
3) Enjoy!
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mrswdk wrote:Symmetry was shot dead by police yesterday, you missed your chance to ask him questions.

Shows what you know, stupid!
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:
mrswdk wrote:Symmetry was shot dead by police yesterday, you missed your chance to ask him questions.

Shows what you know, stupid!


Let the little people have their fantasies, DDS.
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khazalid wrote:mandy you old cunt wtf omg bbq hi


Hi khaz...er...you well-aged ovary (I dibbed 'cunt' so this is the best that I had left)
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breastfeeding tailgunner.
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nietzsche wrote:breastfeeding tailgunner.

Fifty-one bumps, and this is the only one I found amusing.
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