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The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:46 pm
by DoomYoshi
My dogs will eat pretty much anything from fecal matter to furniture.
However, they won't eat olives.
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:49 pm
by mrswdk
But what will they lick off your balls?
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 1:51 pm
by Thorthoth
mrswdk wrote:But what will they lick off your balls?
That makes a nice segue to an even shorter list:
Things swdk won't eat.
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:17 pm
by waauw
Ignoring the derailing troll before me: They're not particularly fond of hot sauce.
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:33 pm
by KoolBak
DoomYoshi wrote:My dogs will eat pretty much anything from fecal matter to furniture.
However, they won't eat olives.
That's hilarious...and amazing. The only thing I ever found my Dobies (all of them) refused was raw onion. They loved olives.
And chocolate....lots and lots of chocolate

Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:27 pm
by Thorthoth
Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/ear ... 5efabf8763
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:17 pm
by mrswdk
Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens
And that is why Thot was raised without a father!
Geddit.
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:46 pm
by notyou2
I had a cat that loved green olives.
My dog wouldn't eat peas. Lick all the potatoes and gravey off them though.
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:25 pm
by Thorthoth
Ignoring the derailing troll before me: They're not particularly fond of hot sauce.
You mean me? i wasn't derailing anything. swdk is doubtlessly just a special case of the enclosing set of 'Dogs'.
notyou2 wrote:I had a cat that loved green olives.
Hey not2U2, waauw gets very upset about thread 'derailing'. Please keep your comments confined to the topic of
non dog food dog non-food.
Re: The Shorter List: Things Dogs won't eat
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:47 pm
by jonesthecurl
I once dated a girl whose dog would ONLY eat fish fingers.
Tt, I'm your father
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:48 pm
by Bernie Sanders
mrswdk wrote:Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens
And that is why Thot was raised without a father!
Geddit.
You didn't expect me to stay and help raise an mentally challenged son would you?
Re: Tt, I'm your father
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:53 pm
by Thorthoth
Bernie Sanders wrote:mrswdk wrote:Thorthoth wrote:Eating gross things is why dogs don't live very long.
When humans eat gross things the same thing happens
And that is why Thot was raised without a father!
Geddit.
You didn't expect me to stay and help raise an mentally challenged son would you?
Clearly, Bernoid didn't ''Geddit''... not that there was much to 'ged'.