Most likely to get COVID-19

[mrswdk]

Thread is as described on the tin. Feel free to explain the rationale for your vote in your reply. In the poll I've only named OT's most high risk users (those who live in hotspots, have been in close contact with a likely carrier, and/or are known to have poor hygiene (saxitoxin)).

Canadian CCers are excluded from this poll because no one in Canada lives within 10 miles of another human.

[KoolBak]

Voting so far

[mookiemcgee]

write in :mrswdk

[jimboston]

wmw... because he’s an idiot and does drugs and therefore it’s unlikely he will be able to follow guidelines that lower your risk.

[Dukasaur]

I'm hoping it's me.

It's quite possible that everyone will get it eventually, but those who get it early on will be able to stop worrying about it. Those who get it later will spend tons more time worrying about it and suffer all kinds of attendant stress. Also, those who get it early will presumably be immune and able to return to work without restriction, while those who haven't yet will constantly face the threat of preventive quarantines and other life-sucking events.

[saxitoxin]

I've already gone on record saying it's impossible for mrswdk to get it as his bloodstream is filled with far more deadly viruses that would immediately gang-up on any innocent COVID-19 viri that happened to wander in.

As the resident DILF, betiko is probably most likely since he spends muchas time around asymptomatic children.

[betiko]

I guess me since i live in Spain and here cases are booming with a much higher cases per capita than any of you guys.. even if i ve been in confinement for 9 days

[mrswdk]

Well that's not a very fun answer.

[The ram]

I'm going to go for Shimmy (for those of you that don't refer to him as Shimmy yet, that's mrswkd). He probably lives in a Victorian house that was built for 1 family, but in modern London it will have been divided up into around 12 bedsits. Rented out by low skilled/payed foreigners to serve the needs of the rich bankers/wankers of London. The levels of cleanliness will of course be extremely low and most of the inhabitants will be borderline depressives due to their miserable existence and cramped living space. It's only a matter of time, Shimmy;)

[Skoffin]

I am voting for myself because my customers have literally coughed on my hands.

[Dukasaur]

I still haven't been added to the list. Suing for discrimination.

[BoganGod]

I still haven't been added to the list. Suing for discrimination.

Courts are moving towards trials without juries, and minor offenders are being let out of jail. Calm your farm bitch tits, maintaining the 1.5m exclusion zone please join me in mourning the end of the AFL season, I'm depressed that WC won't get a chance to monster the other fowl pretenders. Though at least we have the Ben Cousins Saga to watch, grrrrrrrr.
f*ck my life

[mrswdk]

It’s actually a 2 meter exclusion zone, BG now has COVID.

[BoganGod]

It’s actually a 2 meter exclusion zone, BG now has COVID.

Nah brah, I fight fire with fire. Drink Coronas and don't get corona by the magic of elimination and cancellation of equal amounts. Maths is magic y'all

[what,me worry?]

Listen....listen...Linda...liiiinnda


I've been through so much bullsh1t in my life

I've had to go through so many identity changes and death wishes. I've survived fights, knife fights, I've been on so many drugs, ran so many fing miles, drove soany fing miles, dated so many women, trust, I'm surviving this b1tch

[what,me worry?]

Long live Le Ferret

[jimboston]

He’s been drinking again.