Scoreboard Evaluation

[iAmCaffeine]

hello everyone. today i have compiled for you my indepth analysis of the top 50 players currently. you're welcome.

narutoserigala - a 4000+ player on 3-4 maps, sergeant on everything else
random21 - same as naruto but knows less maps, although has a slightly better username
jalijoo - poor
mc05025 - cant play games with less than 16 weird settings
DerStaufer - who? also poor
Paengars - kinda good kinda random
cheffed - wrong chat
dko09 - poor
MightyGnat - poor
loutil - inflated in more ways than one
P*Funk! - good lad
hyposquasher - kind of a good lad
dinustef - poor
TheProwler - poor
Seinfeld1 - super overrated
fusibaseball - bad sport
GoranZ - racist
hudds - top bloke
denthefrog - quality
Donelladan - dondelion = josko 2.0
KingOfGods - poor but also prob the best ever freestyle player
nokelberry - overrated
JohnnyLongshot5 - poor
minni-pinni - knows 10 people on this site
momopost - see above
Jdsizzleslice - hilariously overrated
niMic - edgy
Pershing - poor
Hjaboa - nice guy
elddir - this man is a riddle
dvorona - poor and who?
skillfull - poor veteran, service has not been appreciated by the system
joecoolfrog - toad
Kexor - good
rcfritz - snake
cousinkiller - 999 hello
demy7 - cool cat
josko.ri - not as bad as he used to be but would still rather eat a bullet than have a 1 on 1 convo with him
benfolds4980 - poor who?
keyborn - elrond
fairman - unfairman
Ferris Wheels - actual fairman
t4mcr53s2 - t93084t934uto4ewre
bib.ou - random vet
ballenus - misses foxy
adolf_frogler - pardon
ZaBeast - zahuman
wence - worth a pence
IanG7 - nice dude but worse than his brother
riskllama - quite possibly the worst ever player to break 3000

[mrswdk]

What's your analysis of betiko?

[Extreme Ways]

Don't we all miss Foxglove?

Kinda sad I'm not top50.

[iAmCaffeine]

What's your analysis of betiko?

erratic moose

Don't we all miss Foxglove?

it would be nice if she was back but if i compiled a list of 50 players i miss the most i'm not sure she'd make it

[Chariot of Fire]

Don't we all miss Foxglove?

Not really. One of the saddos in KORT who elected to penalize TOFU 21 games in the first Conqueror's Cup, a war they'd lost, as I'd inadvertently played in just one too many games.

Nobody really remembers previous cup winners, but many won't forget the unreasonable penalty KORT imposed on TOFU.

[Chariot of Fire]

>Caff. Very observant of you

[iAmCaffeine]

so you agree with my evaluation? good to know.

[Jdsizzleslice]

Jdsizzleslice - hilariously overrated

Hilariously overrated? I take offense to this. I am extremely overrated, grossly overrated, tremendously overrated, significantly overrated, and quite possibly, the third most overrated player to ever break 3000.

riskllama - quite possibly the worst ever player to break 3000

I mean, you broke 3000 once, so...

All in good fun mate.

[riskllama]

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=19787261

[iAmCaffeine]

https://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=19787261

esquire is a decent player i agree. but all you do is team up with people better than you. when you don't it's in a clan war and we all know what happens there lmao

[riskllama]

*yawns*...

[Kotaro]

How many players in the top 50 take 22 hours to take every turn while trolling on the forums?

[iAmCaffeine]

probably 0, but i've actually barely posted in the forums for months so your weird post isn't quite accurate. also my playing routine is back to normal. mostly.

[Nut Shot Scott]

probably 0, but i've actually barely posted in the forums for months so your weird post isn't quite accurate. also my playing routine is back to normal. mostly.

He said 22 hours, not 23 hours and 54 minutes. Can't be talking about you

[2dimes]

[MTIceman41]

Some good analysis in there...
Would be a fun tournament to take 10 of top 50 on the scoreboard vs 10 best voted-in that are not in the top 50...

The all “stars” (maybe some eagles) vs ???

[iAmCaffeine]

probably 0, but i've actually barely posted in the forums for months so your weird post isn't quite accurate. also my playing routine is back to normal. mostly.

He said 22 hours, not 23 hours and 54 minutes. Can't be talking about you

[rockfist]

Some good analysis in there...
Would be a fun tournament to take 10 of top 50 on the scoreboard vs 10 best voted-in that are not in the top 50...

The all “stars” (maybe some eagles) vs ???

Most of the high score players dislike playing, really good players with lower scores, or so I have been told.

[Kotaro]

probably 0, but i've actually barely posted in the forums for months so your weird post isn't quite accurate. also my playing routine is back to normal. mostly.

Not even 18 hours after this post, an account sitter takes his turns, at least in my games. 10/10

[i-andrei]

probably 0, but i've actually barely posted in the forums for months so your weird post isn't quite accurate. also my playing routine is back to normal. mostly.

Not even 18 hours after this post, an account sitter takes his turns, at least in my games. 10/10

Yeah. I took some of his turns to push him a couple of h further because he was working and couldn't get to them. What is your problem?

[Kotaro]

Yeah. I took some of his turns to push him a couple of h further because he was working and couldn't get to them. What is your problem?

That he has 24 hours to take his turns, posts on the forums 9 times in a day but can't find time to take his turns, so an account sitter has to do it.

His work wouldn't get in the way if he didn't wait 23 hours to take every turn; pretty clear abuse of an account sitter if you have the time to take your turn, are online, choose not to and let someone else do it because work got in the way of the last hour of playtime.

[i-andrei]

Yeah. I took some of his turns to push him a couple of h further because he was working and couldn't get to them. What is your problem?

That he has 24 hours to take his turns, posts on the forums 9 times in a day but can't find time to take his turns, so an account sitter has to do it.

His work wouldn't get in the way if he didn't wait 23 hours to take every turn; pretty clear abuse of an account sitter if you have the time to take your turn, are online, choose not to and let someone else do it because work got in the way of the last hour of playtime.

I don't feel abused. That's his way of taking turns. Something came up and he couldn't sso he asked for help. Nothing wrong with that

[DBandit70]

No rating on me I recently got up there in score High Score: 3612

[iAmCaffeine]

are you so insecure that you have to post that here even tho it's entirely irrelevant? and put it in your profile and signature despite it already being tracked on your profile?

yikes

[riskllama]

it does seem rather redundant, yes.