Conquer Club

The even newer then the not to be mentioned "New Rankings" and even newer than the briefly mentioned Extreme Ways rankings.
And WAY more unofficial, but very very scientific.

The inaugural Feb 1st Very Very Very Official and Mathematical Ranking of Very Mysterious Nature:

Conqueror
S&M

Field Marshal
TOFU

General
FALL
LHDD

Brigadier
A^
FOED

Colonel
OSA

Major
ICON

Captain
ATL
TOP

Lieutenant ^ 5 War Minimum
VNM
LOW

Sergeant 1st Class
RET

Sergeant
RA

Corporal 1st Class
RGV

Corporal
DBD

Private 1st Class
AFOS

Private
GON

Cadet
KNT

Cook
BOB
LOTZ

New Recruit
REP

Previous Conqueror's Medal Winners:
LHDD
FOED
TOP
FALL
ACE
TOFU
IA
KORT/S&M
EMP
LOW
THOTA
TACOS
BEER
PZZA
BRGR

Future Conqueror Medal Winners:
REP

Surely S&M should be back to conqueror at present?

And I don't think A^ are at brigadier level yet?
Maybe colonol at best.

I got no comments on the strippers, other than perhaps sad seeing AFOS so low when they made it to the finals of a Cup in their heyday

A^ are in the best position to win CL12 currently so Leehar definitely knows what he's talking about

dunno how you put OSA above ICON either

definite lack of science

I approve of these rankings.

iAmCaffeine wrote:A^ are in the best position to win CL12 currently so Leehar definitely knows what he's talking about

dunno how you put OSA above ICON either

definite lack of science

Hard to argue with REAL science, my man. You might wanna go rework your spreadsheet.

only fake science here. the real science is all in my head.

Leehar wrote:Surely S&M should be back to conqueror at present?

And I don't think A^ are at brigadier level yet?
Maybe colonol at best.

I got no comments on the strippers, other than perhaps sad seeing AFOS so low when they made it to the finals of a Cup in their heyday

Fixed the top two, you are correct this very very scientific model missed an important match up recently.

iAmCaffeine wrote:A^ are in the best position to win CL12 currently so Leehar definitely knows what he's talking about

dunno how you put OSA above ICON either

definite lack of science

The science is strong here, while you barely beat them in a war last year there were a number of other contributing factors that showed the science you aren't quite to Colonel level yet.
Not sure you and Leehar are on the same page either, he's advocating for A^ to be demoted and you're saying they are where they are. Lack of perception. Science.

Extreme Ways wrote:I approve of these rankings.

You might not like the adjustment this morning but, its approved by science (for now).

iAmCaffeine wrote:only fake science here. the real science is all in my head.

We have the best scientists. They are great. Really really great. Nobodies science is as good as ours.

IcePack wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:A^ are in the best position to win CL12 currently so Leehar definitely knows what he's talking about

dunno how you put OSA above ICON either

definite lack of science

The science is strong here, while you barely beat them in a war last year there were a number of other contributing factors that showed the science you aren't quite to Colonel level yet.
Not sure you and Leehar are on the same page either, he's advocating for A^ to be demoted and you're saying they are where they are. Lack of perception. Science.

Can you share the scientific evidence so we can put it up for independent review?

I was being sarcastic about Leehar, he has no clue lol

IcePack wrote:We have the best scientists. They are great. Really really great. Nobodies science is as good as ours.

very silly scientist (singular) more like. very very silly

iAmCaffeine wrote:

IcePack wrote:

iAmCaffeine wrote:A^ are in the best position to win CL12 currently so Leehar definitely knows what he's talking about

dunno how you put OSA above ICON either

definite lack of science

The science is strong here, while you barely beat them in a war last year there were a number of other contributing factors that showed the science you aren't quite to Colonel level yet.
Not sure you and Leehar are on the same page either, he's advocating for A^ to be demoted and you're saying they are where they are. Lack of perception. Science.

Can you share the scientific evidence so we can put it up for independent review?

I was being sarcastic about Leehar, he has no clue lol

IcePack wrote:We have the best scientists. They are great. Really really great. Nobodies science is as good as ours.

very silly scientist (singular) more like. very very silly

OSA is trending downwards (currently) but just like a player, it doesn't change instantly. If you had a more convincing result, perhaps it would have resulted in something different.
But the science tells us, for now, you are where you are. Both sides have great people. Lovely, lovely people. They're great. Maybe one day you'll be equal.

Our army of scientists are very busy, the busiest. And the best. They're great. Much greater then the other scientists. Those other scientists are fake. Fake science. Junk science. We have the real science here.

You dont have scientists, you have historians

iAmCaffeine wrote:You dont have scientists, you have historians

The historians will tell of how great our scientists are, super great. The best. The smartest. Much better then the fake science of the other rankings, historically bad.
But ours, historically there has never been anything as great as ours. Really really great.

Your historians found half a scientist and that's all you've got! And to make it worse, it's the bottom half!

IcePack wrote: Colonel
OSA

Major
ICON

Didn't ICON beat OSA in a war recently?

Riskmaster101 wrote:

IcePack wrote: Colonel
OSA

Major
ICON

Didn't ICON beat OSA in a war recently?

Last summer, 21-20. This isn’t a leap ladder though our best scientists takes all data into consideration

one of Ice's scientists hard at work:

How will TOFU's re-acquisition of Iron Maid influence the rankings?

to be fair though, i always thought of ourselves as major icons..

IcePack wrote:

Riskmaster101 wrote:

IcePack wrote: Colonel
OSA

Major
ICON

Didn't ICON beat OSA in a war recently?

Last summer, 21-20. This isn’t a leap ladder though our best scientists takes all data into consideration

Oh man how we turned that last game

Extreme Ways wrote:How will TOFU's re-acquisition of Iron Maid influence the rankings?

He's gotta play some games before I can tell you that. Bcuz #Science

iAmCaffeine wrote:A^ are in the best position to win CL12 currently so Leehar definitely knows what he's talking about

dunno how you put OSA above ICON either

definite lack of science

Thank you HA.

Credit to the if so. They may even be above S&M?
But all I know is that when they did truly get tested against a Ret in the cup, they did just about as well as Ret performed in the round before that?

Are you high?

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Not every Ha is a HA

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HardAttack wrote:

i-andrei wrote:Not every Ha is a HA

why are you an answer to me since i am so low...
go talk to high ones.

pleaseee

That wasn't for you..