Which Would You Rather (Part 2)

[Funkyterrance]

Which Would You Rather?

Kill a Kitten



or

Seduce a Clinton

Click image to enlarge.

And yes, this includes wining, dining (listening to them chew), complimenting their looks, not just “the act”.

or

No. 3 (write-in)

Wear wet mittens

[Votanic]

Y'know this is Conquer Club, right?
Methinks the verbs and objective nouns of those two poll (pole?) choices are going to become hopelessly muddled.

Btw, you are right, the eating and talking with them beforehand does make the whole (hole?) thing even worse...

One more thing, I'm pretty sure that pic of Hillary is actually one of the SNL comedians spoofing her in old-age makeup... maybe that gay Chinese one?

[Funkyterrance]

Y'know this is Conquer Club, right?

Methinks the verbs and objective nouns of those two poll (pole?) choices are going to become hopelessly muddled.

Btw, you are right, the eating and talking with them beforehand does make the whole (hole?) thing even worse...

You forgot to vote (again)!

By the way, I’m willing to reverse the verbs for each option if anyone wants, I really don’t give a f*ck.

[Votanic]

Y'know this is Conquer Club, right?

Methinks the verbs and objective nouns of those two poll (pole?) choices are going to become hopelessly muddled.

Btw, you are right, the eating and talking with them beforehand does make the whole (hole?) thing even worse...

You forgot to vote (again)!

I ain't from no voter-slave country, like Australia. Muricans are FREE!

[mookiemcgee]

Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

[Votanic]

Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

Ha! Even a quarter century ago he had to use a cigar. You're just going to be pulling tobacco leaves out of your butt.

[Pack Rat]

Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

Ha! Even a quarter century ago he had to use a cigar. You're just going to be pulling tobacco leaves out of your butt.

Perhaps you can impress us with your ability with a dildo with one hand while you use the other to turn on the tv.

[Votanic]

Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

Ha! Even a quarter century ago he had to use a cigar. You're just going to be pulling tobacco leaves out of your butt.

Perhaps you can impress us with your ability with a dildo with one hand while you use the other to turn on the tv.

Only after you show us your rope* tricks at the pool table...

*Perhaps more like sewing thread, in your case.

[karel]

for sure kill a cat

[mookiemcgee]

for sure kill a cat

[Votanic]

for sure kill a cat

Can we get some clarification here.
For Option 1, do you have to wine and dine the cat/kitten beforehand... or perhaps dine on the feline in question afterwards?

[karel]

nah its called a gun,just shoot

[DirtyDishSoap]

Is that supposed to be Hillary?

After refusing to watch a play, and suddenly realizing I am gay I'd probably see if I can still get a rise out of old Bill.

I could never kill a kitten

[KoolBak]

Volt: please don't hit quote on every reply...it's not necessary and it takes up SO much space / time.

DDS tells me I have little time left, so....

Thank you....

[DirtyDishSoap]

I'll be here until next Feb. Give or take

[Lonous]

And to think Hillary was almost President

[Votanic]

Volt: please don't hit quote on every reply...it's not necessary and it takes up SO much space / time.

DDS tells me I have little time left, so....

Thank you....

Afraid I can't do that, Kool.
The American People (and other Conquerizens) need to have posts placed in the proper context.

For example, If I just blankly wrote: "Why? Is DDS your doctor... or a hit man with a job out on you?"
without your previous quote for clarification... well then, people might start thinking I was going 'Biden' or something.

[Dukasaur]

Actually, Colleen Clinton is quite the hottie.




I'll take "seduce a Clinton" for 500, Alex.

[bigtoughralf]

I was gonna say, there must be at least one passable Clinton.

[Funkyterrance]

I was gonna say, there must be at least one passable Clinton.

[Votanic]

I was gonna say, there must be at least one passable Clinton.

No.
The three poll-eligible (pole-eligible?) Clintons are pictorially depicted in the OP. To fundamentally change the concept of 'Clinton' at this point would invalidate most statistical analyses of the data.

Speaking of which, that late-added third poll choice of wearing wet mittens is such an easy-out answer that doubtlessly virtually all sane, intelligent pollees would select it, given the choice.

[Funkyterrance]

Speaking of which, that late-added third poll choice of wearing wet mittens is such an easy-out answer that doubtlessly virtually all sane, intelligent pollees would select it, given the choice.

Obviously you don’t live in New Hampshire.