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Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

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I think after what he wrote about Saxi and Ralphs... wrestling match, i think some ideas are in order for the rest of the CC members.

"KBs thumbless surprise."
"Duks Sexy Dino Costumes"
"I'm tough but not that big"
"You do what with your Pi?!"
"Lemminwinks proves that gerbils are better than rats."
"Confederates illiterate sex talk. DoEs GooD yOU FEel?!"

Just some ideas.
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DirtyDishSoap wrote:"Confederates illiterate sex talk. DoEs GooD yOU FEel?!"
I lol'd
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Lonous wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:"Confederates illiterate sex talk. DoEs GooD yOU FEel?!"
I lol'd
#metoo
WILLIAMS5232 wrote:as far as dukasaur goes, i had no idea you were so goofy. i mean, you hate your parents so much you'd wish they'd been shot? just move out bro.
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Re: Ideas for Mookies Adult Novels?

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Well, top it dammit! This is meant to be an open discussion! Not a "He made a funny!"

But it was pretty funny.
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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DDS's Moustache.
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Dr. Dirty does small animals in Springfield!



Dirty with his small hands is able to assist the fertilization of eggs with his oddly lazy sperms.



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I remember a porn novel called The Cunning Linguist.

It was actually not very good, but I thought the title was great.
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Maybe he can write one about No Nips Saxi?
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

ConfederateSS wrote:Just because people are idiots... Doesn't make them wrong.
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