What came first the chicken or the egg?

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What came first the chicken or the egg?

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Well?
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[coughs]take your turns[/coughs]
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Well,


How about GF...
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oh, and the egg came first because reptilian dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came around :lol:
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misterman10 wrote:Well,


How about GF...
I mean "THE DICE ARE MEAN AND YOU ARE BAD AT CC!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Weird One wrote:oh, and the egg came first because reptilian dinosaurs were laying eggs long before chickens came around :lol:
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I honestly couldn't say... I've never fucked an egg.
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:roll: :lol: :roll:
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Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?


but he asked CHICKENS not their ancestors :roll:
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The Weird One wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:Well, aren't Dinosaurs the ancestors of Chickens and other birds?


but he asked CHICKENS not their ancestors :roll:
Dinos were basically Chickens without feathers! [size=0](And weigh several tonnes)[/size]
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Post by Koronna »

Formal Answer: The chicken

Works for both creationists and evolutionists.
First of all, if you're a creationist, God would have created a chicken and not an egg, because there wouldn't be a han to hatch the egg or take care of the chick if God created the egg first.
If you're an evolutionist, the first chicken came to being after it was hatch from the egg of the animal it evolved from, because it couldn't possibly be a chicken egg if chickens didn't exist before it was hatched.
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Post by The Weird One »

WRONG


the egg came first. . . does the question specify the chicken egg???

NO :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by Koronna »

WRONG!

you didn't specify which egg or which chicken, so it can be the egg i had for breakfast and the chicken i had 5 weeks ago...
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Post by riggable »

Koronna wrote:WRONG!

you didn't specify which egg or which chicken, so it can be the egg i had for breakfast and the chicken i had 5 weeks ago...


That made no sense..
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Post by Fircoal »

WRONG!

The question clearly implies that jake is a retard. ;)
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The freezie came first.


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Chicken, obviously
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I think he means the Chicken or the Chicken Egg :lol:


The Egg, because what laid it wasn't quite a chicken.
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Post by The Weird One »

he never specified
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The Weird One wrote:he never specified

It's implied.
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but how can we know that what we think is implied actually is. . .you should specify such things to remove loopholes that idiots like me would exploit, and to eliminate confusion
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Post by Koronna »

i say we ask jake personally...
jake, do you mean chicken egg or egg of any kind? :)
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Post by unriggable »

Or chicken of any kind? Plenty of human chickens out there, could've come first.
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Post by btownmeggy »

Very basic biology tells us that it had to have been the egg. Mutations of such magnitude can only happen in sex cells, zygotes, and early-stage fetuses.
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